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Author: Subject: RUMOR CRAP 2018, Volume 4: The Un-Pre-Crappening
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posted on 12-29-2018 at 12:32 AM Edit Post
I mean, of all two of the muscle-y guys that Vince focused solely on for over a decade, John Cena was definitely the one that had more than five moves of the group. And also didn't have a racist sex tape hanging over his head (that we know of).





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posted on 12-29-2018 at 09:11 PM Edit Post
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I mean, of all two of the muscle-y guys that Vince focused solely on for over a decade, John Cena was definitely the one that had more than five moves of the group. And also didn't have a racist sex tape hanging over his head (that we know of).


I mean itís likely that he made them the most money over the longest period, had the most pay per view wins, and is tied for the most championships ever. John Cena as WWE GOAT is more accurate than inaccurate. He might not have had the highest ceiling but he definitely had the highest floor and there is something to be said for unreal consistency.





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posted on 12-30-2018 at 12:36 AM Edit Post
From Vince's perspective, he certainly is. He was on top longer, stayed loyal, kisses WWE's ass every interview, continues to return and generally has been exactly what Vince sees as the ideal in a potential world champion. Hogan, Austin, Bret, Shawn, Rock, they all had out periods with the company. Cena's worst vice is the habit of occasionally boinking some of the female talent.





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posted on 12-30-2018 at 06:44 AM Edit Post
***SPOILERTZ! for Tuesday's SD recordings***

Year's most awesome person gives awesome shit to returning awesome guy!







I can die content, and strangely aroused too.






Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 12-30-2018 at 05:20 PM Edit Post
....That was icOOnic. I can't see her!
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posted on 12-30-2018 at 06:53 PM Edit Post
It's fairly adorable too as she's clearly trying not to laugh as she uses his own trademark diss gesture back at him. Which is good, because only some sort of a defective would be in a bad mood all the time if they had a fun and kick-ass career as a pro wrestler.

The shoot interview gig is going to be in trouble in a few years because this current generation of performers seem more like friends and family to each other than rivals and enemies. There probably won't be as many stories posted on YouTube about them continually backstabbing each other the way the old school and Cartoon Era generation wrestlers always were.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 12-30-2018 at 10:13 PM Edit Post
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It's fairly adorable too as she's clearly trying not to laugh as she uses his own trademark diss gesture back at him. Which is good, because only some sort of a defective would be in a bad mood all the time if they had a fun and kick-ass career as a pro wrestler.





[Edited on 12-31-2018 by janerd75]





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posted on 12-30-2018 at 10:20 PM Edit Post
Hey, 'nerd! I'm trying to eat lunch here!





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 12-30-2018 at 10:52 PM Edit Post
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posted on 12-31-2018 at 06:39 AM Edit Post






"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America youíre going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 12-31-2018 at 08:01 PM Edit Post
Is that the one with the subliminal goatse?
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posted on 12-31-2018 at 08:59 PM Edit Post
Goatman's first major appearance was on Seinfeld?





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 1-1-2019 at 12:14 AM Edit Post
No no, Footlepads. "The One With" is the Friends episode-naming gimmick.

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posted on 1-1-2019 at 02:09 PM Edit Post
Yes, but the GIF is Newman running on a pool deck.





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