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Author: Subject: World Record Ejaculation
CCharger
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posted on 10-18-2018 at 11:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
World Record Ejaculation

Any guesses on the world record for ejaculation distance? I'm guessing no more than 10 feet.





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posted on 10-19-2018 at 12:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dunno. That goo can really cover some distance if something, e.g. a human face, doesn't get in it's way.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 10-22-2018 at 02:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Any guesses on the world record for ejaculation distance? I'm guessing no more than 10 feet.


Oh come on... You couldn't have just PM'd Janerd for the answer to this one?

My guess is that Spider-man holds the record though.

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posted on 10-22-2018 at 02:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Correct x 2, now you get The Goo™



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posted on 11-18-2018 at 08:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The real answer is apparently 18'9" by a guy named Horst Schultz, but there's no actual evidence of it to be found.

I knew this offhand.





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posted on 11-18-2018 at 09:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The real answer is apparently 18'9" by a guy named Horst Schultz, but there's no actual evidence of it to be found.

I knew this offhand.


I see what you did there.

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posted on 11-18-2018 at 10:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good thing it was a German. The next best winners would be a Frenchman or a United States Marine.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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