The Online Onslaught Forums


By contributing to Online Onslaught, you'll help make sure we're around for years to come. Toss us as little as a few bucks, or as much as your generosity allows. Thanks!

Last active: Never Not logged in [Login ]

Poll: Final 4: The American/Canadian Border Wall
Real American 17 (0%) -»
Break the Walls Down 23 (0%) -»
Printable Version |
Subscribe | Add to Favorites
New Topic New Poll New Reply
Author: Subject: Final 4: The American/Canadian Border Wall
Matte
"Family Man"






Posts 11678
Registered 12-16-2008
Member Is Offline

Mood: Tight

posted on 9-14-2018 at 03:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Final 4: The American/Canadian Border Wall

Hulk Hogan/The US Express: "Real American" by Rick Derringer



Chris Jericho: "Break the Walls Down" by Jim Johnston and Adam Morenoff







"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy 2010

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
williamssl
Steers and Queers






Posts 8969
Registered 1-11-2004
Location La La Land
Member Is Offline

Mood: Fuck USC

posted on 9-14-2018 at 03:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






Don't Mess With Texas

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
First 9
The Immortal One






Posts 4104
Registered 1-22-2013
Member Is Offline

Mood: Doing the Emma Dance

posted on 9-14-2018 at 05:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Both are perfect for the character they represent, have stood the test of time, have great opening riffs, so I'll give it to Break the Walls Down by virtue of being a better song to listen to.
View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
CCharger
The Man






Posts 5047
Registered 7-21-2010
Member Is Offline

Mood: Sick of hokey shit

posted on 9-14-2018 at 06:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I voted for the Hulkster because that song make me so hard with patriotism that I want to buttfuck all of our enemies with my giant red, white, and blue boner.







"I don't watch the show, Paul. Why would I watch the show?"

"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

-- The Rick

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
janerd75
The Man






Posts 6254
Registered 1-28-2013
Location Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Member Is Online

Mood: Turd Cutterson

posted on 9-14-2018 at 07:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Break the walls of my trousers down and EAT my non-Canadienne ASS you 'Murican faguettes!







"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America youíre going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Count Zero
The Great One






Posts 3278
Registered 1-29-2013
Location Canada East
Member Is Offline

Mood: DieNoMight

posted on 9-14-2018 at 09:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey! I remembered to start vOOting for these things again!

Even though "Real American" is pretty icOOnic, there's something about BREAK THE WALLS DAAAAYYYOOWWWN~! that makes it stick in my brain. The rhythm of it seems to appeal more to my current musical sensibilities than 80s Guitar PopRock does (or ever did -- even when I was a Li'l Hulkamaniac I thought some of the other wrasslers had better entrance music).

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
the goon
Sister Act






Posts 7676
Registered 3-13-2004
Location Charlotte, NC
Member Is Offline

Mood:

posted on 9-15-2018 at 03:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damn, tough call here. "Real American" is definitely more ICONIC and is pretty much the sound of my 80s childhood fandom, but "Break the Walls Down" is a huge personal favorite of mine. Soooo...I guess I'm going with Jericho, but I'd really have no issue with Hogan advancing to the finals.





Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual way

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Slade
The Immortal One






Posts 4708
Registered 11-10-2002
Location Wherever I Damn Well Please
Member Is Offline

Mood: 423-GET-FAME

posted on 9-15-2018 at 10:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Real American" for the win!

This is not an endorsement of Hulk Hogan. It is an endorsement of Mr. America!







The award for the most laughable cringe-worthy attempt at clever colour commentary goes to:

"When you're dating The Architect, you start to get some more plans." - Renee Young, Extreme Rules 2019

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Flash
The Immortal One






Posts 4563
Registered 4-22-2005
Location Ontario, Canada
Member Is Offline

Mood:

posted on 9-15-2018 at 06:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That Canadian parody got a laugh out of me... at least until the end when it's clear they just kinda ran out of steam.

Jericho's is a bit more versatile I think, so I'll give the nod to it over Hogan; although the 6 year old version of me is probably a bit disappointed.

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
denverpunk
The Great One






Posts 3088
Registered 6-27-2007
Location Mile-Hi
Member Is Offline

Mood: Stoked

posted on 9-15-2018 at 08:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Iím voting Walls until the end, but I canít lie - I love Real American in such a knee jerk, animal-brained, nostalgic way that I want to vote for it until the end. Itís completely cheesy, the lyrics are complete Murca bullshit, and Dillinger apparently screwed the guy who really sang it out of his royalties, but this song makes me smile and nod every single time.

And I donít even like Hulk Hogan.

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member

New Topic New Poll New Reply


go to top


Powered by XMB 1.8 Partagium Final SP1
Developed By Aventure Media & The XMB Group
Processed in 0.0764010 seconds, 21 queries