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posted on 9-7-2018 at 12:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NFL 2018

Figured I'd start a thread.
Division winners
AFC: New England, Pittsburgh, Houston and Los Angeles Chargers.
NFC: Philly, Minnesota, New Orleans and Los Angeles Rams
Wild card: AFC Jacksonville and Cincinnati
NFC: Green Bay and Atlanta
Playoffs: Houston over Cincinnati, Chargers over Jacksonville
New England over Chargers and Houston over Pittsburgh.
New England over Houston.
Green Bay over Rams, Atlanta over Philly
Green Bay over New Orleans Minnesota over Atlanta
Minnesota over Green Bay
Minnesota over New England

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What the hell, I’ll play along.
AFC: North-Baltimore South-Houston East-New England West-Kansas City
NFC: North-Minnesota South-Carolina East-Washington West-LA Rams
Wild card: (AFC) Denver, Jacksonville (NFC) Philly, Green Bay
Playoffs: (AFC) Houston over Denver, Jax over Baltimore, New England over Houston, KC over Jax, KC over New England (NFC) Philly over Carolina, Green Bay over Washington, Minnesota over Philly, Green Bay over LA Rams, Minnesota over LA Rams.
Super Bowl: Chiefs over Rams 31-27

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posted on 9-10-2018 at 11:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NFC:
East - Eagles
North - Packers
South - Carolina
West - Rams
WC: Giants, Saints

Giants over Carolina
Packers over Saints

Giants over Rams
Packers over Eagles

Packers over Giants

AFC:
East - Patriots
North - Steelers
South - Texans
West - Chargers
WC Ravens, Jags

Jags over Chargers
Texans over Ravens

Patriots over Jags
Steelers over Texans

Patriots over Steelers


SuperBowl
Patriots over Packers (Brady retires)





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posted on 9-12-2018 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My thoughts? Aaron Rodgers may be the best QB who’s ever lived. Jon Gruden may not be the best coach.
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posted on 9-21-2018 at 11:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BROWNS WIN!!!


BROWNS WIN!!!


BROWNS WIN!!!


Good, now maybe the Browns fans can shut the fuck up.





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Come on Mike, let us have our moment in the sun. It's been almost two years since the Browns last won a game, after all.

Besides, shut the fuck up about what? By and large, Browns fans are a thoroughly beaten down lot. They've made their peace with the fact that their team sucks. Hell's bells, they even owned the fact that the team sucked and threw a perfect season parade to celebrate the completely defeated season.

Give them this one moment to enjoy themselves. The team will go back to losing soon enough.

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posted on 9-24-2018 at 11:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I gave them until they started going off about how they are going to the playoffs, Baker Mayfield is the new Jesus, etc.





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posted on 9-25-2018 at 09:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Chargers vs. Rams in the Super Bowl.

Rams 40, Chargers 20





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I’d take the over on that game.
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posted on 9-30-2018 at 11:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, the Phins really got they lips blown out they assholes by the Pats again. As is tradition.







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posted on 10-1-2018 at 03:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Man, the Phins really got they lips blown out they assholes by the Pats again. As is tradition.


I hate Brady and the Pats as much as the next non-New England fan, but I do like how any time in the past few years that there's been "is Brady finally on the downside of his career?" talk, he comes back and does something like spank the Dolphins 38-7.

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posted on 10-1-2018 at 04:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My favorite part of any given NFL season in recent memory is national sports media salivating and proclaiming the Pats dynasty dead after a two game losing streak during any given season. Yeah, good fucking luck with that.





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Football season doesn't start until the Miami Dolphins gets everyone's hopes up and then completely shit the bed. Now I can settle in and watch college football and figure out who the Phins will draft with the 14th pick in 2019.

Spoiler Alert: He'll be a bust.

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Football season doesn't start until the Miami Dolphins gets everyone's hopes up and then completely shit the bed. Now I can settle in and watch college football and figure out who the Phins will draft with the 14th pick in 2019.


After today's loss to the Bengals, I think you're right.

And holy shit, my Panthers barely edged out the Giants today on a 63-yard field goal. If there's a football version of totally marking out, that was it.

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posted on 10-8-2018 at 11:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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And holy shit, my Panthers barely edged out the Giants today on a 63-yard field goal. If there's a football version of totally marking out, that was it.


Fuck you goon... and all your Panthers fans friends.







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And holy shit, my Panthers barely edged out the Giants today on a 63-yard field goal. If there's a football version of totally marking out, that was it.


Fuck you goon... and all your Panthers fans friends.




Ha, yeah I thought you guys had the game locked down after that last touchdown.

Though lucky for you, the Giants are in the god-awful NFC East and you're only one game out of first place.

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posted on 11-20-2018 at 04:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Chiefs/Rams

I'm usually not a fan of high scoring games, but is this game fun to watch.





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Yep, that was a fucking awesome game. I still think the Saints are a near-lock to win the Super Bowl, but it's gonna be fun as hell watching them have to go through the Rams and/or the Chiefs to do it (though I don't count the Steelers out as representing the AFC in the Super Bowl either).





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Playoff matchups are set. I think the Saints are the favorite to win the whole thing, but I decided to get a little wacky with some of my picks:

NFC

Seahawks (5) over Cowboys (4)
Eagles (6) over Bears (3)

Eagles (6) over Saints (1)
Seahawks (5) over Rams (2)

Seahawks (5) over Eagles (6)

AFC

Texans (3) over Colts (6)
Ravens (4) over Chargers (5)

Chiefs (1) over Ravens (4)
Patriots (2) over Texans (3)

Chiefs (1) over Patriots (2)

Super Bowl:

Chiefs (1) over Seahawks (5)

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Seahawks over Cowboys
Bears over Eagles (I fucking hate typing this)

Saints over Seahawks
Rams over Bears

Saints over Rams

Texans over Colts
Chargers over Ravens

Chiefs over Chargers
Patriots over Texans

Patriots over Chiefs

Patriots over Saints

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NFC:
East - Eagles
North - Packers
South - Carolina
West - Rams
WC: Giants, Saints

Giants over Carolina
Packers over Saints

Giants over Rams
Packers over Eagles

Packers over Giants

AFC:
East - Patriots
North - Steelers
South - Texans
West - Chargers
WC Ravens, Jags

Jags over Chargers
Texans over Ravens

Patriots over Jags
Steelers over Texans

Patriots over Steelers


SuperBowl
Patriots over Packers (Brady retires)



Soooo.... yeah.... Packers, Carolina , and my Giants.... in the NFC... I did have the Vikes dropping though..

In the AFC... Steelers (who couldn't beat the Browns in week 1 and miss the playoffs) and Jags....

Moving on.... Wildcard Weekend
Seahawks over Dallas
Chicago over Philly

Chargers over Ravens
Houston over Colts

Divisional Round
Saints over Seattle
Bears over Rams

Pats over Houston
Chargers over Chiefs

Conference Champs
Chargers over Pats
Saints over Bears

Super Bowl
Saints over Chargers (Brees retires)





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NFC
Seahawks (5) over Cowboys (4)
Eagles (6) over Bears (3)

Saints (1) over Eagles (6)
Rams (2) over Seahawks (5)

Rams (2) over Saints (1)

AFC

Texans (3) over Colts (6)
Chargers (5) over Ravens (4)

Chargers (5) over Chiefs (1)
Patriots (2) over Texans (3)

Chargers (5) over Patriots (2)

Super Bowl:

BATTLE FOR LA
Chargers over Rams (Antonio Gates retires)




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Fuck it, let’s take a shot.

Seahawks over Cowboys
Bears over Eagles
Texans over Colts
Chargers over Ravens

Saints over Seahawks (honestly this matchup kind of scares me though)
Bears over Rams
Chargers over Chiefs
Texans over Pats

Saints over Bears
Chargers over Texans

Super Bowl: Saints over Chargers





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