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Author: Subject: PPV DISCUSSION: SummerSlam is IcOOnic Thread of UnOOficialness
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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jesus Braun ...





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
WTF?
Was Owens injured or something?
Seriously, Vince?





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The funeral for Kevin Owens will be Thursday. Visitation one hour before.





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Braun Stroman cash-in tonight?

Whether he cashes in on Bork or the Big DONG, he's gonna get cheered.

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Owens can bounce back for anything. But fuck, there's a reason why Ronda has sold for others...unbeatable monsters are fucking boring.
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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jesus Christ, Owens.


Hahaha ... I see we had similar reactions hahahaha





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Do the Bellas actually have an audience?
Nasty comment - they look way older than 34.



IcOOnic comment, Meltzerchod! #OUTRAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!



hahahaha
After Summerslam, Carmella will go and work with them full time
That is minus 6 stars right there for the Total Divas show!





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jesus Christ, Owens.


Hahaha ... I see we had similar reactions hahahaha


Could have been the best impersonation of a tackling dummy I've ever seen in a wrestling ring, especially that first bounce off the barrier.





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BROCK LESNAR vs. ROMAN REIGNS (WWEU Title)
*Like Goon said; the crowd is almost the reason to watch this one... I'm curious to see how much over booked gaga they throw in here as Bruce Prichard likes to call it... I still think the way to go is to have Reigns lose and then someone else beat Brock either tonight or down the line just so that they always have that over Reigns... Although I think Owens might just walk out champ if Reigns wins.

ETA... Okay, so NO OWENS given that that match happened while I was writing this up... Shield reunion? What role will Heyman play?

AJ STYLES vs. SAMOA JOE (WWE Title)
*With both Styles and Brock running modern record length title reigns I think you need to make the ending of said records a big deal... thus as I wrote a week or so ago I think only one title changes hands as Vince normally likes to keep the focus on one big talk about it event, so I think this finish tells you what to expect with the other title match... Let's go with Styles retaining, albeit in the short term only as I think you need to elevate a guy like Joe after teasing doing so with Nakamura.

DANIEL BRYAN vs. THE MIZ (Ultimate Grudge Match of Long Term Percolation)
*I think Miz goes over here... Neither needs it, but if the heel goes over then I think you've got the potential for a WrestleMania rematch as you could have Miz duck out on Bryan for a few months with some teases along the way at stuff like Survivor Series and a few minutes alone at the Rumble.

ALEXA BLISS vs. RONDA ROUSEY (RAW Women's Title)
*Curious what the plan is with Stratus versus Bliss at Evolution... Does Trish want to top her record and challenge for the title or is this a rebound match for Bliss? Let's go with Bliss retaining here because of outside interference.

BRAUN STROWMAN vs. KEVIN OWENS (If Braun loses via ANY means, Owens wins the MitB Briefcase)
*I think the case suits a heel better, and Strowman got his moment winning it. For him to cash in I think would be weaker for him... Although I think Owens cashes in right away or soon I think the Ambrose blocking Rollins constantly bit would work really well here with Strowman just continuing to shadow Owens could be hilarious. The stip' allows for shenanigans.

ETA... What the hell was that?!?

DOLPH ZIGGLER vs. SETH ROLLINS (IC Title)
*Rollins won while I was typing this up... That one golden leg looks weird. Great match.

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA vs. JEFF HARDY(US Title)
*Shinsuke should retain here... Hardy isn't what he once was and a 40 year old man with stretched ear lobes just looks weird.

BLUDGEON BROTHERS vs. NEW DAY (SD Tag Titles)
*Bludgeon retained while I was writing this up... Probably the right call for the finish.

CARMELLA vs. BECKY LYNCH vs. CHARLOTTE (SD Women's Title)
*I really hope Lynch wins... Can't see Charlotte taking it here.

FINN BALOR vs. BARON CORBIN
*If Finn busts out the Demon he wins... If not Corbin wins. Let this be over.

ELIAS PERFORMS HIS "GREATEST SONG EVER"
*Let's go way off the book here and say either Rock, Cena, or Hogan makes an appearance... Or more likely Lashley does something to interrupt, although if there is any justice and they want to level up Elias he should leave Lashley laid out.

Hey... Any chance we get a WrestleMania IX deal? Like Reigns wins or loses, and then either he or Brock is dumb enough to put the title on the line for like a Cena coming back who then walks out champ in a complete WTF moment?

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ms. Fleirh sure upgraded from the old Firestones to some shiny new Pirellis.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And here we go.
5.30 am here and I don't want to get pissed off this early.

Becky is beautiful and a fine wrestler.
Charlotte is legit.
And so should the hack retain?

Roy, let us pray together. I hOOpe you are lurking somewhere!





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DOLPH ZIGGLER vs. SETH ROLLINS (IC Title)
*Rollins won while I was typing this up... That one golden leg looks weird. Great match.





The only significance I could think of with the gold leg was Shaolin Soccer....



Edit: If only real soccer was like this, I'd watch the shit outta that!!

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bolt-ons feat. a match w/Bex-Charlotte-Mella FTW!





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Anyone who says Carmella canít wrestle can kiss my arse.





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Anyone who says Carmella canít wrestle can kiss my arse.


Eww. Not even on a dare! Butt I'll bet in your case it tastes like Duracells you maniac.





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Roysplosion in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Edit: BECKSPLOSION!!

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Easily Carmella's best match.

And the right booking to boot.

Well done.

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Anyone who says Carmella canít wrestle can kiss my arse.


She did fine. That dive through the ropes was one of the better ones I've seen.





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Look at that crowd cheering Becky as she smashes Charlotte





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AND THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!





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Carmella kinda real life irritates me with all the shouting, although it is part of her heel charm. I will say I did appreciate her getting out of the Boston Crab herself... It makes her look more competent in the ring as opposed to just getting by on devious tactics.

Speaking of devious tactics; the Eddie Guerrero like homage minus the chair was a nice bit of theatre on Carmella's part, and I like that the other two ladies kinda fell for it but that it also didn't play it completely "duh".

Wow... Really surprised they went back to Charlotte... that kinda screams going back to your "safe" spot to me... Yeah having Lynch eat the pin protects Carmella, but I don't know that I would want to see her and Flair lock up again.

Poor Becky.... er, nevermind... love the post-match aggression and clearly so does the crowd.

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I love a booking decision blowing up in Vince's face. He just made Becky an even bigger face despite trying to turn her heel. What a fucking dumbass.

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Boo that face. Cheer that heel. Good to see Barclay's go full-Philly. Now have Reigns beat up both Lesnar and Heyman with an axe handle and the place will burn down.





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The you deserve it chant was fantastic. Haha. All Flairs should be heels forever.





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posted on 8-20-2018 at 12:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I hate, hate, hate Charlottes constant crying....

Curious if the WWE calls on audible on this and tries for an Austin like tweener role for Lynch and slides Charlotte back to the heel side of things.... cause that probably did not go the way Vince expected it to.

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