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Author: Subject: Christmas CHAOS!!! Cam Ferguson vs. Voodoo vs. Sunny Zhai Vs. Jalapeno Lopez!!
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posted on 3-14-2018 at 06:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Christmas CHAOS!!! Cam Ferguson vs. Voodoo vs. Sunny Zhai Vs. Jalapeno Lopez!!

12-20-2019

Christmas Chaos Match - Cam Ferguson vs. Voodoo vs. Sunny Zhai vs. Jalapeño Lopez[b/]

Here it is: https://youtu.be/LXQXZ-aXiJg

It’s a really good match on my, Voodoo, and Sunny’s end.

This gets pretty hardcore, too! Hope you all enjoy it!

[Edited on 12-19-2019 by CamstunPWG187]

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posted on 3-14-2018 at 07:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Prepare to get your asskicked.

Thankfully, I made my debut against the guy who trained me, and he took it easy on me. Typically, rookies get beaten the fuck up the first few times they go out.

Seriously, though. Good luck. And if I could give you any advice, it would be:

1. Work slow. Adrenaline will make you want to work fast, but fast usually ends up being sloppy. Gear it down and be deliberate.

2. Sell your ass off. When he is on offense, do his work for him and make him look like the baddest bitch on the planet.





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posted on 3-14-2018 at 08:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That is fucking awesome. Congrats on getting to this point. I look forward to seeing the video when you share it and then being a smarky internet wrestling fan and giving you feedback on all the things you should have done better or differently





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posted on 3-14-2018 at 08:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I say this in the good way. I hope it looks like you get beat to hell and back! ^_^ Safely, natch. Be a Ziggler!!! ...Well, okay, don't go THAT far.





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posted on 3-15-2018 at 12:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks guys!
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posted on 3-15-2018 at 01:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't listen to this horrible advice. You are the star! Goldberg/Kevin Nash the shit out of your opponent. Selling is for chumps.





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posted on 3-15-2018 at 02:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yea! Kick his ass!

It's still real to me!





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posted on 3-15-2018 at 05:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Give 'em hell, Cam!



Also, The Cam Slam is now the name of your finisher. You're welcome.





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posted on 3-15-2018 at 08:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well done dude! Look forward to the match.



Also - Reload your page to sync up that Asuka .gif with Janerds avatar. Awesome!

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posted on 3-15-2018 at 09:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That’s awesome! Good luck.

My only advice is to start the match demanding a photo with both you and “the selfie king” therefore cementing yourself as a top level heel without ever actually doing anything.

Then, of course, get your ass kicked and let him close the show with a selfie over your lifeless body.





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Originally posted by SpiNNeR72
Also - Reload your page to sync up that Asuka .gif with Janerds avatar. Awesome!
Asuka like very much! ^_^





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posted on 3-16-2018 at 04:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Give 'er hell, hoss. And tell them the minimum price for you to wear a crimson mask, or wear a dress to the ring, starts at an extra $2000.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 04:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Best Wishes. Put on a fine show. Get noticed!





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posted on 3-16-2018 at 06:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations!
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posted on 3-16-2018 at 06:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The whole journey there has been pretty surreal. I’ll even have my own entrance videos and all:

https://youtu.be/VASGYlDMfCQ

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 08:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just remember, it's not illegal if the referee doesn't see it.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 09:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good luck man!
Congrats

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 07:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Training with bigass water bottles!!!! The Iron Shiek would be proud!!! I'm serious here -- his whole "indian club" thing, and you just took it up a notch.





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posted on 3-17-2018 at 03:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cam, I didn't know you played Powder in the seminal 1995 movie Powder.

Just kidding buddy it's awesome that you are living out your dream. Hope the match went well.

ALSO: Yay 1000th post! It only took me 4883 days. I just want to take a second to thank everyone here for keeping me entertained for so long, you guys are all great*

*even your trolling ass Berto!





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posted on 3-17-2018 at 06:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here it is:

Cam entrance and opening promo

https://youtu.be/YpPxrXcSuvU

Selfie King’s Entrance and my ring bell promo:

https://youtu.be/fZljpd-tH6w

First half of the match:

https://youtu.be/KR5pYvx8kvM

Second half of the match:

https://youtu.be/1px7TtFLSmI

The ref fucks up the ending, because he is a horrible ref. He doesn’t really know much about wrestling, so I’m not gonna give him too much flack. I immediately called for him to end the match with his finisher because that’s just what you do.

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posted on 3-17-2018 at 08:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That was a fun match... well done Cam'- the opening was really well done, and you looked really comfortable out there.

Question... I know English is kind of taught universally; but is it so common that all the promos were also done English? I think you know what I'm getting at Cam... have you just been hiding in your basement reading books on China and lying to us all for years about your whereabouts?

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posted on 3-17-2018 at 09:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So, I take it that it's not over between you and the Selfie King.

You did a great job on the promo, especially given it was your first. Were you trying not to crack up when someone told you to fuck off, because it kind of looked like that, or was it just difficult getting your cadence down with a crowd interacting with you? What do they tell you to do on the promos, ignore the crowd or try to interact based on how they are reacting?

The match was solid. Was there a problem with the ring ropes? They seemed very loose.

I assume the ending was supposed to be the quick win, which would justify you getting pissed off and demanding another match?

I hate to be like this, but I just watched some old SNL skips and kept thinking about Cam Fergenson being awfully close to Burt Reynold's saying he was Turd Fergenson on one of those Jeopardy skits. Which probably would be a great way to get you heel heat. Kind of Scotty Flamingo being Snotty Flamingo in Portland Wrestling after he got caught picking his nose.

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posted on 3-18-2018 at 12:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Flash, it was an expat-friendly bar.

I was recommended to pause and soak in the promo a bit. Don’t continue talking, take breaks. I was trying to remember what point I wanted to hit at one point, but everything came together.

My name is after Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All, a Nickelodeon show. The character is a douche and everyone hates him.

Also, the ropes were slippery. Very slippery.

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posted on 3-18-2018 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nice work Cam, you came across as a natural heel in those videos. And it was kind of surreal for me to reconcile that the guy I've discussed wrestling and/or Nintendo with here at the bOOards numerous times over the years was the same guy I was watching in a Chinese wrestling match. Job well done.
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posted on 3-18-2018 at 06:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To be honest, I was a bit reckless on the opening slap and lariats. I am heavily inspired by super dragon with the random slaps and stiff shots. I roughed him up pretty badly and I definitely am not happy about it.

One thing I was super impressed with by myself was the slide on the sliding Lariat and my form on the Tour Of The islands (reverse power slam). I have watched that over and over and the form was pretty perfect.

Also, we followed the seven-step match layout really well for the time given. I laid out 90% of the match.

[Edited on 3-18-2018 by CamstunPWG187]

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