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Author: Subject: PPV DISCUSSION: RAW presents Elimination Chamber 2018
royberto
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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I also want an ignore button.
You're so cute, sometimes. Especially when you're denying reality.

Keep on keepin, Bertso.
I love how he claims I was wrong calling him a troll and then proves me right with his very next post.

Thanks. You aren't very bright.

[Edited on 2-26-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I also want an ignore button.
You're so cute, sometimes. Especially when you're denying reality.

Keep on keepin, Bertso.
I love how he claims I was wrong calling him a troll and then proves me right with his very next post.

Thanks. You aren't very bright.

[Edited on 2-26-2018 by royberto]
Is it trolling when you're acting like an idiot and we're having fun watching it?

You need perspective, Sunny Bubbles. Learn to take a joke, and you might fit in around here instead of fitting out so horribly.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Take that, Vegas, you fuckin' milkylickers!
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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The crowd went from shitting over that segment in to playing in to StepHHHís plan fairly quick. Although again...the crowd was more than willing to cheer Triple H. Why they have to keep doing the evil promoter gimmick is beyond me.


What's worse is that it's so at odds with every other scrap of info we have about him; be it rumours of him being good backstage, running NXT, the various "real news" PR statements... The whole evil authority thing is
pretty played out.

I didn't mind Rousey's talking... here's hoping if she does any house shows they give her plenty of mic time to get better... the rest of the segment checked the boxes we figured it probably would.

The real downer was watching Kurt out there... he just seems so punch drunk and stilted... less like he was sabotaging his evil bosses and more like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving blabbing family secrets out loud.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am in love with a man named Elias.





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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This is where not doing certain little things hurts their overall production. Braun should have grabbed the guitar and smashed it against Elias' pod, just to scare the shit out of him even more.
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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I quite like Rousey's chances of being a success in wrestling. If you gave me an Over/Under of "Shamrock," I would take the over.

There's a certain intertia to overcome with smark fans who don't like outsiders getting special treatment, and unlike Brock, she didn't already "complete the level" and isn't coming back to reclaim something already earned.

But at the same time, she's an elite athlete and blue chip marketing opportunity. They just need to promote her right. Tonight was the microcosm: some push back fromt he live crowd at first, full-throated enthusiasm by the end ("You Fucked Up" being chanted at Steph). Ronda needs to DO, not SAY, and all will be well.

And yes, Heyman could be a big help on this front. Nobody in wrestling history has been a bigger champion of "Showcasing the strengths, hiding the weaknesses" than Paul. He's not necessary, but he's the most obvious first option.

Then again, I'm always going to have a strong fondness for a bad-ass chick using Joan Jett as her entrance music, so maybe I'm being overly charitable. But I don't think so.

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[Edited on 2-26-2018 by royberto]
I think your sensors are miscalibrated on this, as they are on many, many other things. :)



I just had the realization that it's probably something else: berto just doesn't know what words mean.

By definition, a troll is the outsider who walks into a room where he knows everybody more or less has a shared set of beliefs, and then says something that he knows that group will be-offeneded-by/disagree-with (despite knowing it to be false, or not actually believing it himself), simply to get a reaction out of that group. A/k/a "triggering" the "snowflakes."

Somebody in that room cannot, by definition, be a troll.

But it appears that berty, here, is insisting that he's allowed to walk into this room, hold a rare (if not singularly unique) point of view, and then claim to be the victim when the room keeps doing the same thing it always has. That is fairly ass-hatted.

By definition.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am impressed as hell at the two joining Miz to start this match. This could be fantastic.





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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The real downer was watching Kurt out there... he just seems so punch drunk and stilted... less like he was sabotaging his evil bosses and more like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving blabbing family secrets out loud.
Well, he did the job he set out to do and they got the desired reactions out of it. In the grand scheme, it served the mission.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I just had the realization that it's probably something else: berto just doesn't know what words mean.

By definition, a troll is the outsider who walks into a room where he knows everybody more or less has a shared set of beliefs, and then says something that he knows that group will be-offeneded-by/disagree-with (despite knowing it to be false, or not actually believing it himself), simply to get a reaction out of that group. A/k/a "triggering" the "snowflakes."

Somebody in that room cannot, by definition, be a troll.

But it appears that berty, here, is insisting that he's allowed to walk into this room, hold a rare (if not singularly unique) point of view, and then claim to be the victim when the room keeps doing the same thing it always has. That is fairly ass-hatted.

By definition.
And that is exactly what he did. He went after me in a manner simply to get a reaction out of me. I am not claming I am a victim. I gave my opinion. He responded with disrespect in a manner specifically to get a rise out of me. That is trolling and I called it such. But that is OK by you because you like him.



[Edited on 2-26-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lol, they "blue" Finn Balor. I get it, winkwink say no more.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And once again, my sensible advice from months and months back is not realized by the other users here.

SHAME!!

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 03:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Is it trolling when you're acting like an idiot and we're having fun watching it?

You need perspective, Sunny Bubbles. Learn to take a joke, and you might fit in around here instead of fitting out so horribly.

~end communication~
It's trolling when I give an opinion and yuou disrespect it in a manner that is purposely trying to get a rise out of me. My opinion is not "acting like an idiot". If you aren't going to respect it, then there is no reason for me to respect you in any way. If you are going to be a jerk to me, I will be that to you.



[Edited on 2-26-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Seriously though, can we have an ignore button yet?









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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cena gets pinned after a power slam. My how the mighty have fallen.

This would be logical booking if Reigns was a face and actually got cheered. Well, Roman ain't one so it's ridiculous looking.

[Edited on 2-26-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How fucking strong is Crossfit Jesus anyway to be able pick up a hoss like Reigns as if he weighed less than a cruiserweight?
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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote






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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Cena gets pinned after a power slam. My how the mighty have fallen.


Hey, go look at last week's RAW thread where people were telling me I was crazy for saying that pinning Cena clean isn't that big of an accomplishment anymore.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Cena gets pinned after a power slam. My how the mighty have fallen.


Hey, go look at last week's RAW thread where people were telling me I was crazy for saying that pinning Cena clean isn't that big of an accomplishment anymore.
I agreed with what you wrote. It isn't an accomplishment when he has been been defeated almost every time now.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That was terrible booking. Braun eliminates everyone, looks like the bigger star, Roman wins...and then Braun kicks Romanís ass?

Why?

If it is to set up a triple threat...fuck no, pick Braun or pick Roman.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That was terrible booking. Braun eliminates everyone, looks like the bigger star, Roman wins...and then Braun kicks Romanís ass?

Why?

If it is to set up a triple threat...fuck no, pick Braun or pick Roman.


Word on the dual-brand PPV's was that they'd be putting on more multi-person matches in order to get as much of the roster on the shows. It might not be a surprise to see them do the same thing with Mania too.

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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New conspiracy theory time!!


Royberto is actually Janard trolling the fuck outta everyone.




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posted on 2-26-2018 at 04:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A couple of interesting moments but for the most part it was shit. The ending was especially stupid.

Braun has been tipping trucks and pulling down giant structures for months and the only damage he does to the chamber is going through fake Plexiglas. Brutal.





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