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posted on 7-26-2018 at 02:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Mastermind with some written word THC for PotY.

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I read somewhere that nobody has ever overdosed on weed or pro wrestling. So this weekend I tried both. XWA in West Warwick RI is on the come-up. They'll even be on Amazon Prime among other providers very soon. All info can be found by simply intrawebbing them. XWA has its own Arena/Training warehouse that hosts live weekly shows (every Thursday Night) like an Indy WWE Raw. Best part - tickets are $5! So I started my journey on Thursday in WW with XWA Thursday Nifht Throwdown. Last show before their Annual SUPER show Wrestlution on Sunday. Meanwhile I'm on Dab Street in Wax City with a new glass attachment for my good ol dab rig.

Friday Night was XPac's birthday so I spent it high as fuck in Lowell MA for Chaotic Wrestling. Longtime Northshore org, Chaotic shares bloodlines with the old Killer Kowalski camp & school. XPac was in the Main Event tag match on Friday with JTDunn against KillaNova Inc, a well-known New England heel tandem. Saturday Night I floated to New Bedford on medicated gummies and chocolate bars for a House of Bricks show called "SlamMasters". HoB is the definition of Colt Cabana's $5 Wrestling (except it costs $10) and is filled with old folk and 16-18 year-old wannabes. Worst production values, ridiculous gimmicks, terrible workrate and low attendance. All of which makes it so fucking great and low-key intimate. HoB to me represents everything that is so pitiful yet endearing about extremely off-broadway pro wrestling shows. I love it.

Finally Sunday was the Main Event of my weekend - Wrestlution18 back in West Warwick RI. The "Wrestlemania" of XWA and they broke open the bank while I cracked the seal on a fresh P of GG#4 (aka "Don't call me Gorilla Glue anymore). I had a chance to touch base with Eazy Eric Bischoff, Paul London, Matt Striker, Matt Sydal, Sami Callihan, John Morrison and a long conversation with RVD over boxing (Vinny Paz was his guest tonight) and dabs (he's down). The show itself was in a sweatbox ice rink and had everything from ladder matches to table spots. Local bigshot JT Dunn spent the weeks leading up to this show trying to launch an online campaign to get Hulk Hogans attention as his opponent for this show (yeah right). Instead, he smashed a Hulk Hogan imposter in quick order before beating champ Austin Theory in a "Last Man Standing" bout to become 2x XWA Champion. RVD vs Morrison sealed the deal after 3+hours of blazing action. Got back to girls house 5 minutes away for last 90 mins of Extreme Rules (Bobby Lashley! Nice!)

So in conclusion, I did not pass away though I did make it to heaven this past weekend. I'm not sick, I'm not hungover though perhaps still a bit delirious. Though this tends to be my typical state of mind anyway. I can't wait to tune into Raw tonight and Smackdown tomm (a return to pro wrestling "normalcy" so to speak) while ROH, Luchu Underground, Impact and NJPW make their rounds through my DVR. I don't have time for all of this stuff all the time, so I find myself binge watching Episodes of a particular show over time. Eventually i will catch up. All TV filler of course until NEXT weekend when the NEXT round of Indy cards hits the area! Got a huge Top Rope Pro show coming up in my hometown of Broken City that will feature XPac, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash together again.

Until then, stay lit my friends! And remember, for those of us who believe- no explanation is needed. Peace.






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posted on 7-26-2018 at 09:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Get high and watch the promo package for Eddie/JBL at Judgment Day 2004.

You wonít be disappointed.

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posted on 7-31-2018 at 07:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, CCharger just won Av of the Year.







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posted on 7-31-2018 at 07:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No doubt. And he'll win with something that sends OO twirling, twirling, twirling! towards pedophilia.





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posted on 7-31-2018 at 07:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jericho disapproves FTW! Ha! I'm hearby, henceforth, and forthwith indemnified against any and all future repercussions! Unlike you pervy ass-jiggling sexogynists! Good thing I never put any incriminating nonsense on this site. Only good, clean, wholesome gifs and a couple, itty-bitty Diva thread contributions. Wait...



Lol j/k, PLEASE get me fired from my job and get me thrown in prison. PLEASE.





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posted on 8-7-2018 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I thought BFG had a nice zinger from the "where are they now" thread in the main forum.

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*Tugboat/Typhoon works as a safety manager for an industrial cleaning company




Well I mean the dude knows how disastrous something like a small trip can be at the workplace.

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posted on 8-20-2018 at 04:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33176&page=14

A couple of posters said that Cumstain cat made a nice little jab with his "Thanks for reporting, BFG" commentt.

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posted on 8-21-2018 at 01:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
icOOnic DK comment is HighcOOnic

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Let him go Tex. He's icOOnic, he knows what he's doing.






HighcOOnic!






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Feud of the year should definitely be icOOnic.





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POTY nominee from the Aug 21 SD thread:

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Glad to see the Good Brothers get to showcase their antics a bit.

Also, the IIconics are there. Their promo was on point and both Peyton and Billie look stunning and brave tonight. There is absolutely no criticism towards them that would be warranted in any way by anyone. Thank you.

ETA: FOIT! FOIT! FOIT! FOOKIN' CHERLETTE!


It's like a perfect OO end-of-all-things-everywhere post. Golly!





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posted on 9-6-2018 at 05:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Member that POTYC from williamssl? Here's a link to help us member.
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For some reason before I saw that "remember" was hyper linked I just thought this was in itself, a pretty POTY worthy burn again Williamsl...
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Don't mess with Texas. Or with exiled Texicans.





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[Edited on 11/20/2018 by Paddlefoot]





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OOur resident Jerzoid and virulent Saudi-supporter DK had a straight fire PotY blowout with a highly respectable Cunt/ps (Cunt per sentence) ratio that had me giggling like a schoolgirl.

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God damn some of you guys take this nonsense too seriously. I watched it last night, laughed at how awkward a lot of it was and enjoyed a few hours of TV. Iím glad Shane won. It was unexpected, funny, and clearly pissed off enough of you who act like cunts about how other people chose to be entertained. I hope Shane wins 10 pay per view matches in a row now just to piss off this group of fan cunts.

TLDR: take a few hours to stop jerking off on your Kenny Omega action figure and jam it in your own ass if youíre going to shit on what other people find fun just to be a cunt. I liked it. I donít give a fuck. Get bent.






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From the non-stop Becky Lynch adulation going on in Rumour Crap Vol 3:

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No...the restraining order against Roy is still the best thing to ever happen to her.


POTY nomination for BFG's bit of brilliance here.





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 03:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What Chargy said.

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Any man with two hands is chinnocent until proven guilty.

Jesus.

POTFY






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Hereís a wrestling reminder for me, and others...

Wrestler of the year is Johnny Wrestling. Ciampa and Omega deserve consideration, but Gargano has been putting on MOTYCs since January, and has done some of the best character work in years.

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YASSSSSS, QUEENS! SLAY!!! CChargy and Le BeeFG for Feud of the Year!!!



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No, it's not misleading. It's implied.

By signing them to exclusive deals means they can no longer work for people they used to be able to work for.

You used the "bar". I used the word "ban". Does it matter?

Are you really getting your panties in a twist about semantics? Or are you just being an argumentative dick?



You come out guns blazing insulting people, leave out the main part of an actual news item, but fuck me, Iím the dick.

You donít like WWE. We get it. Now piss off.

I wasn't insulting you. If I was insulting you I would have said, "BFG, you are a dick." Instead, I asked if you were being a dick on purpose.

The main part of the article? There was no article. There was a rumor/story about WWE not allowing its UK stars to work for non-WWE affiliated companies. The fact that they were signed to exclusive contracts is kind of redundant, donchya think? If they sign exclusive contracts that means they can't work for anyone else. So half a dozen of one, and six of another, I guess?

Lastly, it's no secret I'm no fan of WWE, but I'm not going to stop pointing out when it does shitty, stupid stuff. Not my problem if those truths upset you. Either way, I'm not pissing off anything except your back porch after I get done raw-dogging your mom.


In italics just for you, willie!

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posted on 11-28-2018 at 07:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's a shame. I really don't want to beef for feud with anyone. I'm not looking to troll or flame or any of that bullshit. I posted a rumor/story on the a thread called "Rumor Crap" and suddenly I have to meet professional standards for journalism or some shit. It's clear BFG, GEG, and myself do not agree on a great deal of things, but I really don't care enough about either of them to want any kind of beef. I guess I'm going to continue to contribute. They are going to continue to get triggered. I'm going to continue to defend myself. Rinse, lather, repeat.

From my end, there's no dislike or hard feelings. I really couldn't give fewer fucks.





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Hey, now, Feud OTY is a major award. There's no reason to act like some shirty milkylicker when you get nominated for an honour like this.





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Hey, now, Feud OTY is a major award. There's no reason to act like some shirty milkylicker when you get nominated for an honour like this.

I apologize. I'm acting like an obtuse jamoke.





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It's OK, fam. All us jabronis here, all us stunads, have PTSD of some sort to explain our inability to ever be normal.





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Hey, now, Feud OTY is a major award. There's no reason to act like some shirty milkylicker when you get nominated for an honour like this.

I apologize. I'm acting like an obtuse jamoke.


Stop breaking kayfabe and stay in character, dammit! What is this the WWE?!





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