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posted on 1-3-2018 at 09:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2018 bOOardies Memory Jogger Thread







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posted on 1-7-2018 at 07:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I nominate benoitbrokemyneck for Lifetime Unachievement.
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I nominate benoitbrokemyneck for Lifetime Unachievement.


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posted on 1-7-2018 at 08:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
After HOW many years do you remember your password!?!?





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I live in the Internets.


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After HOW many years do you remember your password!?!?

I checked. It's eleven.





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"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

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posted on 1-11-2018 at 03:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Feud of the Year betwixt BFG and CCharger! And we're only 10 days in!

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32757







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posted on 1-12-2018 at 07:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I nominate benoitbrokemyneck for Lifetime Unachievement.

Seconded.





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posted on 1-12-2018 at 07:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Post your parkour videos again, Rabbit.





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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32812&page=6

janerd vs. DevSop as Feud of the Year





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posted on 3-2-2018 at 03:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
TWO NOMINEES FOR FEUD OF THE YEAR AND WE'RE JUST BARELY STARTING MARCH??? Why can't we all just get along?? I don't love this smark-on-smark viOOlence.

No but srsly, we're really going to revive the hell out of that category at this rate.

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Over/under on Paige-related fisticuffs between ADR and Xavier Woods at 45 days of ADR's first roster appearance.

Over/under on leaked 3-some Paige/ADR/Xavier Woods video at 30 days of ADR's first roster appearance.


[Edited on 3-6-2018 by Count Zero]

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posted on 3-20-2018 at 01:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BFG on roy for Flame of the Year. Do we still do that?

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Telling others to grow up?

Save the forums?

You really do combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of suck. As such, I vote you get the custom status of cock-juggling thunder cunt.






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I think it would be more appropriate if we never give That Idiot any sort of attention, not even by association. I mean... He =wants= the attention, even if it's negative.
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posted on 3-21-2018 at 04:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Let's get him a present, such as OO vs. Roy for Feud OTY.





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I think it would be more appropriate if we never give That Idiot any sort of attention, not even by association. I mean... He =wants= the attention, even if it's negative.



True - I even said pretty much that exact thing last year.

But still, goalie's flame deserves some sort of recognition, IMO.





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We could maybe get Janerd to make him a commemorative plaque? That'd be something you could probably hang on your wall at work... Wait, no, the hell am I..?





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post. flame. evidence of feud.


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I love this though. SOme accuses Moolah, they are telling the truth People refute it, they are immediately called liars or are discounted. The truth is nobody knows because there hasn't been any actual evidence. All you have are claims on both sides. So, I cannot say one way or the other that she did or did not do anything. I have no idea if she did or not. But I at least admit that and don't automatically declare guilt based on accusations.


I think you are confused again Berto. Nobody is refuting the claims against Moolah. They are only saying they didn't see it happen, and that Moolah was nice to them.

Situation 1 = People accuse Moolah of treating them unfairly

Situation 2 = Other people say Moolah treated them fairly

Situation 2 can be 100% correct and not discount Situation 1.

For example, I think you are a cock juggling thunder cunt. Thom agrees with me. Just because...Janerd (sorry about that bud, had to use somebody as an example and I'm guessing you are ok being used) says you've never posted like one doesn't change Thom's or my experiences with your post.

And let's got through this again. When a person claims to be a victim of abuse, it takes very little humanity to believe the victim on some level. Because in the best case scenario, they feel like something that happened was wrong. This doesn't mean that the accused is guilty of a crime, but again, in the best case scenario the accuser fells like they were taken advantage of. You don't have to be sympathic, but as a human, show some empathy.

And when multiple people come out saying the exact same thing? It should be even easier to go from empathetic to sympathetic to those who feel wronged.

Unless, of course, you are a cock juggling thunder cunt.






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posted on 4-7-2018 at 05:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CM Crunk's new av. Have fun meeting with Mossad agents, Crunkers!







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I like dis. It's got sass and charm.

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* newz sez that Vince is having another anti-tag division moment where he doesn't see any value in giving them TV time

Well there's only so much TV time per week. Raw is barely three hours... if there had been a good tag team match, there may not have been any room left for stuff like Bobby Lashley's sisters.


http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32893&page=6#pid552418

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It's me agayane~!

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32918
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I don't see how getting swept 4-0 in a best of 7 series is going to make Becky.


But just think what a gritty, never-give-up babyface Becky will look like when she’s down 4-0, but demands that they finish out the seven-match series anyway so that she can prove that she’s on Charlotte’s level. It’ll be a great moment...

...much better than the moment a couple weeks later when Charlotte’s completes the 7-0 sweep.


That was amazing. Perhaps "obvious", but still amazing.

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Gonna be honest. I gave up on wrasslin years ago. I'm just here for Janerd memes, #fuckroberto, and hopefully stumbling into a bOOrdie some year.


POTY nominee.





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posted on 6-22-2018 at 06:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Paddy O'Foot's sweet-assed new av:



GodEatGod for PotY with some well said words of wisdom:

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32924&page=2

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I will say this, if you are very disillusioned and unhappy with WWE all the time, you should definitely stop watching. And that's not me being sarcastic or judgmental or anything. I learned the lesson myself. When I finally stopped watching things I'd once loved that I could no longer stand (The Walking Dead being the first example that comes to mind), I felt an immediate sense of relief that I no longer had to pay attention to it. It freed up a part of my brain, even if it was only a little bit.

This shit ain't worth getting worked up over. It's just not. I bitch, sure, but I will still absolutely say that I like WWE and get a significant amount of enjoyment from the product regularly. I don't think that's me being a shill or an apologist, that's just me...liking something. I like Seth Rollins and Shinsuke and Rusev and New Day and Elias and Becky and Asuka and Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens and Jeff Hardy and pretty much all of NXT and a million other things besides. And if you don't like any of those things (or you don't like them enough to counterbalance the bad), you will honestly be doing yourself a favor by cutting it out. Check in now and again, see if it's more to your liking down the line.

I just see so much resentment in a lot of fandoms: comic books, Star Wars, and wrestling most especially, where there's a huge subset of 'fans' who genuinely hate the modern version of the thing they like. But they just still keep imbibing it and growing more toxic. Note those idiots who just said they wanted to raise 200 million dollars to remake the Last Jedi more to their liking. I can just as easily imagine some marks out there trying to raise money to rebook Wrestlemania (DUDE IF YOU GIVE TO MY GOFUNDME WE CAN TOTALLY MAKE CM PUNK VS KENNY OMEGA HAPPEN BRO)

Again, I don't mean this to bash anyone. I just know that I made myself much happier giving up shit I was watching more out of nostalgia and obligation than actual enjoyment. To paraphrase Guillermo Del Toro, I don't do homework - if my pop culture thing is dragging me down or boring me or making me angry, then it's time to just put that fucker aside and find something better to do with my time. Just for myself and my own sanity.


[Edited on 6-22-2018 by janerd75]





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From the July 17 2018 SD thread, GEGen with a real gem regarding Ralphus, err, Roy:

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See? Totally fucking unfazed. Water off a duck's back. It's like his delusions are made of that Flex Tape stuff from their informercials. Nothing can penetrate it! I sawed this boat in half and then repaired it with royberto's bullshit! See? NO LEAKS.


Golly!





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Mastermind with some written word THC for PotY.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32924&page=3

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I read somewhere that nobody has ever overdosed on weed or pro wrestling. So this weekend I tried both. XWA in West Warwick RI is on the come-up. They'll even be on Amazon Prime among other providers very soon. All info can be found by simply intrawebbing them. XWA has its own Arena/Training warehouse that hosts live weekly shows (every Thursday Night) like an Indy WWE Raw. Best part - tickets are $5! So I started my journey on Thursday in WW with XWA Thursday Nifht Throwdown. Last show before their Annual SUPER show Wrestlution on Sunday. Meanwhile I'm on Dab Street in Wax City with a new glass attachment for my good ol dab rig.

Friday Night was XPac's birthday so I spent it high as fuck in Lowell MA for Chaotic Wrestling. Longtime Northshore org, Chaotic shares bloodlines with the old Killer Kowalski camp & school. XPac was in the Main Event tag match on Friday with JTDunn against KillaNova Inc, a well-known New England heel tandem. Saturday Night I floated to New Bedford on medicated gummies and chocolate bars for a House of Bricks show called "SlamMasters". HoB is the definition of Colt Cabana's $5 Wrestling (except it costs $10) and is filled with old folk and 16-18 year-old wannabes. Worst production values, ridiculous gimmicks, terrible workrate and low attendance. All of which makes it so fucking great and low-key intimate. HoB to me represents everything that is so pitiful yet endearing about extremely off-broadway pro wrestling shows. I love it.

Finally Sunday was the Main Event of my weekend - Wrestlution18 back in West Warwick RI. The "Wrestlemania" of XWA and they broke open the bank while I cracked the seal on a fresh P of GG#4 (aka "Don't call me Gorilla Glue anymore). I had a chance to touch base with Eazy Eric Bischoff, Paul London, Matt Striker, Matt Sydal, Sami Callihan, John Morrison and a long conversation with RVD over boxing (Vinny Paz was his guest tonight) and dabs (he's down). The show itself was in a sweatbox ice rink and had everything from ladder matches to table spots. Local bigshot JT Dunn spent the weeks leading up to this show trying to launch an online campaign to get Hulk Hogans attention as his opponent for this show (yeah right). Instead, he smashed a Hulk Hogan imposter in quick order before beating champ Austin Theory in a "Last Man Standing" bout to become 2x XWA Champion. RVD vs Morrison sealed the deal after 3+hours of blazing action. Got back to girls house 5 minutes away for last 90 mins of Extreme Rules (Bobby Lashley! Nice!)

So in conclusion, I did not pass away though I did make it to heaven this past weekend. I'm not sick, I'm not hungover though perhaps still a bit delirious. Though this tends to be my typical state of mind anyway. I can't wait to tune into Raw tonight and Smackdown tomm (a return to pro wrestling "normalcy" so to speak) while ROH, Luchu Underground, Impact and NJPW make their rounds through my DVR. I don't have time for all of this stuff all the time, so I find myself binge watching Episodes of a particular show over time. Eventually i will catch up. All TV filler of course until NEXT weekend when the NEXT round of Indy cards hits the area! Got a huge Top Rope Pro show coming up in my hometown of Broken City that will feature XPac, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash together again.

Until then, stay lit my friends! And remember, for those of us who believe- no explanation is needed. Peace.






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