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The Great One

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posted on 1-3-2018 at 08:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote

The site posted a chat where they made three predictions for 2018 with the idea of they have 90% probability, 50%, and 10%.

So here are mine:

90% - Trump will still be in office on 12/31/18

50% - A member of Trump's family will be indicted by Mueller

10% - Democrats have control of both houses of Congress on 12/31/18

2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.

Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic Tryon Edwards

Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.

The only OO columnist that has never written a column.

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The Man

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posted on 1-4-2018 at 02:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote

90% Dems gain control of the House.

50% Dems gain control of Senate.

10% Trump resigns office

"I don't watch the show, Paul. Why would I watch the show?"

"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

-- The Rick

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The Great One

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posted on 1-5-2018 at 05:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My brain is going to dark places with this, so I'll go 10% Trump gets assassinated, and skip the rest.
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American Dream

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posted on 1-5-2018 at 06:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
90% chance Ontario elects an Progressive Conservative government.

50% chance there's a new record mass shooting in the US.

10% chance reading the news becomes better in 2018.

My last one may be a little high, but the Leafs could win the Cup, and reading the post Cup win columns would be fun.

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Rocco Rock of Jabroni

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posted on 1-5-2018 at 10:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
100% chance that thanks to the rotting pus-filled yambag in the White House the rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in will give way and suddenly it'll be daylight at night-time. And after that everything stops.

Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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Steers and Queers

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posted on 1-5-2018 at 11:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
90% chance Seth Meyers devotes more than half of his opening monologue at Sunday's Golden Globes to Donald Trump.

50% chance that his botox gives just a little and you can see what looks like what might be a wrinkle on his forehead

10% chance that he acknowledges or makes a joke about Harvey Weinstein.

Bonus round:
0% chance that I will watch and be able to know if my predictions were accurate or not.

Don't Mess With Texas

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