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Author: Subject: Assorted Newsbites 2018: The Rumors and the Crap, Part 1
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posted on 3-16-2018 at 12:24 AM Edit Post
Royberto isnít the troll. We are.




Duh.





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posted on 3-16-2018 at 01:07 AM Edit Post
I have been proven right, Roy stepped on the wrong end of a rake again, and everything is alright with the world.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 02:17 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by williamssl
Royberto isnít the troll. We are.




Duh.








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posted on 3-16-2018 at 02:42 AM Edit Post
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posted on 3-16-2018 at 02:52 AM Edit Post
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I readily stated the potential loss of an advertiser would be a problem for them.




No, no, no, no. You used the word "exodus," which implies the fleeing of significantly more than "an" advertiser. Please don't use words you're not familiar with.

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 02:59 AM Edit Post
Stop attentioning the troll. He -might- go away if we just don't interact with him. I doubt it, but... We have to try as a group, and that means no stragglers.
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posted on 3-16-2018 at 03:24 AM Edit Post
No! No! I want him to stay. I've got a half-dozen more "Disapproving Becky Lynch" meme pics ready to deploy at a moment's notice and I really, really want to use them.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 03:41 AM Edit Post
He's suffered enough, you bastards!







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posted on 3-16-2018 at 10:40 AM Edit Post
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According to Bruce Pitchard, Vince never believed the accusations against Moolah and he always considered her a close friend.


If this is true, he must be fucking pissed.


Hey, hey, hey, pal. Don't put a T in his name, put one on your back.

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 11:28 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by dxlevy72
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
I readily stated the potential loss of an advertiser would be a problem for them.




No, no, no, no. You used the word "exodus," which implies the fleeing of significantly more than "an" advertiser. Please don't use words you're not familiar with.
No, that is you spinning what I said to try to get back at me. Here is the definition:

quote:
a going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people:
If WWE had not changed the name, Snickers would have gone out. They would have departed. They fit the definition of exodus as it doesn't require a large number of people.

Try to do research next time before you accuse one of not knowing a word so it doesn''t blow up in your face.

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 11:29 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
No! No! I want him to stay. I've got a half-dozen more "Disapproving Becky Lynch" meme pics ready to deploy at a moment's notice and I really, really want to use them.
Well, at least you finally admitted you are a troll. That's a big first step in growing up. Now if we could just get Count Zero to admit he is a troll. We can save these forums yet.

[Edited on 3-16-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 12:30 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
No! No! I want him to stay. I've got a half-dozen more "Disapproving Becky Lynch" meme pics ready to deploy at a moment's notice and I really, really want to use them.


Youíre more then welcome to send any Beckie pics my way for research purposes.







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posted on 3-16-2018 at 12:47 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
No! No! I want him to stay. I've got a half-dozen more "Disapproving Becky Lynch" meme pics ready to deploy at a moment's notice and I really, really want to use them.
Well, at least you finally admitted you are a troll. That's a big first step in growing up. Now if we could just get Count Zero to admit he is a troll. We can save these forums yet.

[Edited on 3-16-2018 by royberto]



Telling others to grow up?

Save the forums?

You really do combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of suck. As such, I vote you get the custom status of cock-juggling thunder cunt.

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 01:40 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by bigfatgoalie
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
No! No! I want him to stay. I've got a half-dozen more "Disapproving Becky Lynch" meme pics ready to deploy at a moment's notice and I really, really want to use them.
Well, at least you finally admitted you are a troll. That's a big first step in growing up. Now if we could just get Count Zero to admit he is a troll. We can save these forums yet.

[Edited on 3-16-2018 by royberto]



Telling others to grow up?

Save the forums?

You really do combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of suck. As such, I vote you get the custom status of cock-juggling thunder cunt.


I think Iíd prefer cock-juggling thunder cunt to my custom status which Iím pretty sure is due to me calling someone the Online Onslaught Gustapo in like 2009.





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posted on 3-16-2018 at 01:40 PM Edit Post
I'm no expert on internet etiquette, but suffice to say...when you are newcomer to a forum or message board or comment section, it's probably unwise to call people who have been posting there for YEARS and possibly DECADES "trolls".

Rather, it is probaby be better to be self-reflective and consider the possibility that you are, in fact, the troll.





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posted on 3-16-2018 at 02:01 PM Edit Post
Rumor: Weíre all trolls.

Discuss.







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posted on 3-16-2018 at 04:45 PM Edit Post
Now that we have finished completely bukkake-ing Royberto, here is some actual news:

*New York City's MetLife Stadium will be the site of Wrestlemania 35. All other activities such as the HOF induction will take place at the Barclays Center. The date is April 7, 2019.

[Edited on 3-16-2018 by CCharger]





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"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 06:14 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by roybertoWell, at least you finally admitted you are a troll. That's a big first step in growing up. Now if we could just get Count Zero to admit he is a troll. We can save these forums yet.








Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 06:40 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by CCharger
I'm no expert on internet etiquette, but suffice to say...when you are newcomer to a forum or message board or comment section, it's probably unwise to call people who have been posting there for YEARS and possibly DECADES "trolls".

Rather, it is probaby be better to be self-reflective and consider the possibility that you are, in fact, the troll.
Except that Paddlefoot outright admitted he was one with his Becky pictures. He has been BLATANTLY trolling. Hell, the post above mine is his latest attempt at it. I call him what he has proven and admitted to be.

[Edited on 3-16-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 06:48 PM Edit Post






Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 07:08 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by CCharger
Now that we have finished completely bukkake-ing Royberto, here is some actual news:

*New York City's MetLife Stadium will be the site of Wrestlemania 35. All other activities such as the HOF induction will take place at the Barclays Center. The date is April 7, 2019.

[Edited on 3-16-2018 by CCharger]


Maybe Roman getting booed by the hipster smarks after his 5th straight Mania main event will finally convince Vince super face Roman isnít working.

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 07:50 PM Edit Post
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Maybe Roman getting booed by the hipster smarks after his 5th straight Mania main event will finally convince Vince super face Roman isnít working.
Well, as much as I'd like your version of reality to happen..

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 08:10 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by royberto
quote:
Originally posted by dxlevy72
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
I readily stated the potential loss of an advertiser would be a problem for them.




No, no, no, no. You used the word "exodus," which implies the fleeing of significantly more than "an" advertiser. Please don't use words you're not familiar with.
No, that is you spinning what I said to try to get back at me. Here is the definition:

quote:
a going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people:
If WWE had not changed the name, Snickers would have gone out. They would have departed. They fit the definition of exodus as it doesn't require a large number of people.

Try to do research next time before you accuse one of not knowing a word so it doesn''t blow up in your face.


Oh, poor, poor, poor, schmuck. I'm sorry that you have access to only the shittiest of dictionaries (I'm guessing dictionary.com, right?). Maybe next time you should broaden your search, maybe pick up an actual quality dictionary, do some reading, discover something about the origins of the term and the history of its use, etc.

It's a minor point, yes, but so very symptomatic of the kind of stink you bring to these boards. I spun nothing, you asshat. Just own up to your mistake, and maybe you'll start to earn some respect.

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 09:26 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by dxlevy72
Oh, poor, poor, poor, schmuck. I'm sorry that you have access to only the shittiest of dictionaries (I'm guessing dictionary.com, right?). Maybe next time you should broaden your search, maybe pick up an actual quality dictionary, do some reading, discover something about the origins of the term and the history of its use, etc.

It's a minor point, yes, but so very symptomatic of the kind of stink you bring to these boards. I spun nothing, you asshat. Just own up to your mistake, and maybe you'll start to earn some respect.
The old moving of the goal posts tactic. This is when you know the person doing is wrong because it is a deperate attempt to avoid admitting they were wrong. Give you a definition that kills your failed attempt at a gotcha, so now you say it doesn't count. The only one who needs to own up to a mistake is you.


[Edited on 3-16-2018 by royberto]

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posted on 3-16-2018 at 09:50 PM Edit Post
From the "Nobody saw this coming, not even berto" File:

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