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williamssl
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That had more fast cutaways than a Michael Bay movie.





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posted on 1-22-2018 at 03:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As much as I hate this year's Super Bowl matchup, I'm going to have to make a deal with the devil just like last year and root for the Patriots. I really, really hate the Eagles, partly because I have a good friend who's a diehard Eagles fan and party because their fanbase sucks. I'd rather see Tom Brady get ring number 2,437 than have to listen to Eagles fans brag about being the NFL champions. It's funny, because there's a small handful of teams I'd root for the fucking Patriots over, yet they keep making the Super Bowl and playing against the Patriots.

With that said, I'm giving the Eagles a 95% chance of beating the Patriots (they would have been my Super Bowl pick if Atlanta hadn't squeaked into the playoffs). Their defense is just too good and Nick Foles is not the shaky backup a lot of people assumed he would be after Wentz got injured.

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I just watched US Women's National Soccer Team destroy Denmark 5-1. And I hope that something equally good or not good or just terrible is on, because I ain't watching the Super Bowl.





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posted on 1-22-2018 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Classic, classic movie. Great book too by Thomas Harris but damn hard to find, which is odd given how popular his works got with the Lecter films. If there's one film that needs a modern remake it's Black Sunday. And not into some hack job either, like those Robocop, Total Recall, or Conan remakes ended up.

Oh, yeah, it was futbol day today too. Sorry. Err, go team!

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posted on 1-22-2018 at 03:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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As much as I hate this year's Super Bowl matchup, I'm going to have to make a deal with the devil just like last year and root for the Patriots. I really, really hate the Eagles, partly because I have a good friend who's a diehard Eagles fan and party because their fanbase sucks. I'd rather see Tom Brady get ring number 2,437 than have to listen to Eagles fans brag about being the NFL champions.

Fly Eagles Fly. I said before Saints/Vikes that if the Saints didn’t go to the Super Bowl I wanted a Bortles/Foles showdown. That isn’t happening, but I’m sticking with the half that held up their end. Also I have an uncle who’s an Eagles fan (who may or may not be the man above).

And besides, how much better are Pats fans really?





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posted on 1-22-2018 at 03:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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As much as I hate this year's Super Bowl matchup, I'm going to have to make a deal with the devil just like last year and root for the Patriots. I really, really hate the Eagles, partly because I have a good friend who's a diehard Eagles fan and party because their fanbase sucks. I'd rather see Tom Brady get ring number 2,437 than have to listen to Eagles fans brag about being the NFL champions. It's funny, because there's a small handful of teams I'd root for the fucking Patriots over, yet they keep making the Super Bowl and playing against the Patriots.


This is pretty much the way I'm looking at the game (and not just because Goon and I are brothers). I read elsewhere about what's the big deal if Brady wins one more ring if it means the Eagles will still have never been Super Bowl champions and I really couldn't argue with that logic.





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posted on 1-22-2018 at 04:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I posted over on Brad's (?) facebook post that I think it's gonna be a blowout for the Pats along the lines of 45-10. If it looks like I'm anywhere near right (which I haven't been much of this postseason), I'll probably leave my brother's house at halftime. Bonus for not having to sit through Justin Timberlake.





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I think the only thing good about this year's Super Bowl is that Justin Timberlake will be performing. I'm hoping Janet Jackson (sans exposed pierced nipple) is a surprise guest.

But unless there's a cool ass super bowl party to go to, I'll just watch the replay of the performance. Maybe I'll finally be able to get my ass to the theater to watch The Last Jedi that day.

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Not a fan of Timberlake (not a hater either - just not a fan).

On this day several years ago, I posted on Facebook that the combination of a Giants/Patriots Super Bowl with Madonna as the halftime show was super unappealing. Some of the players have changed, but my sentiment is the same.

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get my ass to the theater to watch The Last Jedi that day.








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So as much as some of us loathe this year's Super Bowl matchup (myself included), who does everyone have in the game tomorrow? I think the Eagles definitely win and just to make things more fun, I'm going to get really wacky and predict that they stomp the Patriots. I don't know that it will be Seattle/Denver levels of an ass-whooping, but I wouldn't be shocked to see the Eagles win by double digits. Also, Nick Foles will be the Super Bowl MVP.
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I can't wait for all the Liveleak videos of abhorrent Philly celebratory goonery coming out in the next few days! Whip those batteries with pride, Broiler! God bless you, DK. God. Bless. You.









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The Patriots can suck on that L. Seeing Bob Kraft suffer never fails to get old.

Also, Cris Collinsworth can eat a dick and fuck right off. He couldn't have made his hard on for the Patriots any more blatant. NBC should be embarrassed to have that shit on their airwaves.

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So as much as some of us loathe this year's Super Bowl matchup (myself included), who does everyone have in the game tomorrow? I think the Eagles definitely win and just to make things more fun, I'm going to get really wacky and predict that they stomp the Patriots. I don't know that it will be Seattle/Denver levels of an ass-whooping, but I wouldn't be shocked to see the Eagles win by double digits. Also, Nick Foles will be the Super Bowl MVP.


Okay, so my "Eagles stomp the Patriots" prediction didn't come true, but I got the rest of it right.

Also, will this be the first time in history that a quarterback leads his team to a Super Bowl victory and wins Super Bowl MVP and then is promptly benched and/or goes to another team the next season?

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Originally posted by the goon
So as much as some of us loathe this year's Super Bowl matchup (myself included), who does everyone have in the game tomorrow? I think the Eagles definitely win and just to make things more fun, I'm going to get really wacky and predict that they stomp the Patriots. I don't know that it will be Seattle/Denver levels of an ass-whooping, but I wouldn't be shocked to see the Eagles win by double digits. Also, Nick Foles will be the Super Bowl MVP.


Okay, so my "Eagles stomp the Patriots" prediction didn't come true, but I got the rest of it right.

Also, will this be the first time in history that a quarterback leads his team to a Super Bowl victory and wins Super Bowl MVP and then is promptly benched and/or goes to another team the next season?
Rumor is that Foles will retire.

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Aw, well that would probably save the Eagles a lot of drama if he does retire and would be one hell of a way for Nick Foles to end his wacky NFL career if that happens.

Also, where does this Super Bowl loss leave Tom Brady's legacy? Obviously he's pretty much the GOAT at this point and I'm sure it won't effect it too much one way or the other, but he's now 5-3 in Super Bowls and if not for the tuck rule and Atlanta/Seattle completely shitting the bed, he'd have a way worse record than that.





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Aw, well that would probably save the Eagles a lot of drama if he does retire and would be one hell of a way for Nick Foles to end his wacky NFL career if that happens.

Also, where does this Super Bowl loss leave Tom Brady's legacy? Obviously he's pretty much the GOAT at this point and I'm sure it won't effect it too much one way or the other, but he's now 5-3 in Super Bowls and if not for the tuck rule and Atlanta/Seattle completely shitting the bed, he'd have a way worse record than that.
Ask Cris Collinsworth when he is finally done swallowing Brady's ball bag.

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Aw, well that would probably save the Eagles a lot of drama if he does retire and would be one hell of a way for Nick Foles to end his wacky NFL career if that happens.

Also, where does this Super Bowl loss leave Tom Brady's legacy? Obviously he's pretty much the GOAT at this point and I'm sure it won't effect it too much one way or the other, but he's now 5-3 in Super Bowls and if not for the tuck rule and Atlanta/Seattle completely shitting the bed, he'd have a way worse record than that.


And if not for David Tyree's helmet or Mario Manningham's tiptoe down the sideline it would be 7-1. Little things happen that decide games over and over.





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In these trying times it's wonderful to see fans, both white and black alike, come together to act like complete animals and celebrate burning Philadelphia to the motherfucking ground. This most certainly is what the Founding Father would have wanted. Philly truly is the City of Brotherly love!


















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posted on 2-5-2018 at 02:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I posted over on Brad's (?) facebook post that I think it's gonna be a blowout for the Pats along the lines of 45-10. If it looks like I'm anywhere near right (which I haven't been much of this postseason), I'll probably leave my brother's house at halftime. Bonus for not having to sit through Justin Timberlake.



LOLOLOLOL

I was so wrong with this year's picks, maybe I should predict now that the Jets won't win the Super Bowl next year. Would almost guarantee they won, right?





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I’m alive.





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One Philly fan decides to celebrate by literally eating horseshit:




Philly fans already have a bad reputation and this guy isn't helping.

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ebony and ivory,
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oh Lord, why can't we?








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