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Author: Subject: 2017 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!
williamssl
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posted on 12-30-2017 at 11:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2017 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!

Alas the 2017 bOOardies are over. Looks like we tied last year as the lowest voter participation rate EVER. If you're not happy with the outcomes but didn't vote, these are all on you. And if you didn't win that sweet award you were hoping for, there's a playbook available for how to point fingers at everyone and everything else that isn't you that you might want to steal a page from.

That being said, our winnerZ:





Poster of the Year: Matte

Lifetime Unachievement Award: nOOb

Jackass of the Year: royberto

Obtusetiest Poster of the Year: Ccharger

Avatar of the Year: tie - Janerd and TownofDalem

Post of the Year: GodEatGod on royberto

Wrestling Thread of the Year: Your favorite guilty pleasure gimmick in Pro Wrestling

Off-Topic Thread of the Year: Craziest thing that's happened to you in your lifetime

Trainwreck Thread of the Year: 2017 bOOardies Lifetime Achievement Award Nominationing Thread

Wrestling Event of the Year: NXT Takeover - Wargames

Wrestler of the Year: Braun Strowman

Match of the Year: Cena vs Styles - Royal Rumble





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posted on 12-31-2017 at 05:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by williamssl
Wrestler of the Year: Braun Strowman


I still want to go back in time roughly two years and show everyone at OO this.

And congrats to all the winners! Personally speaking, I'm not bitter about not being nominated for the Lifetime Unachievement award this year. There's always next year. And if not then, there's always 2019. There's also 2020, and after that, 2021. Things get a little hazy after that, as mankind may have nuked itself into oblivion, but otherwise I'm not ruling out 2022 as a distinct possibility. 2023 at the latest. Or maybe 2024.





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posted on 1-1-2018 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Goon in 2025!!!!!!!
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posted on 1-1-2018 at 08:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2-time Off-topic thread winner!!!!

This is my YARD, bitches!!

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posted on 1-1-2018 at 10:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dids it.







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posted on 1-2-2018 at 10:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Many congrats to all, but apologies to TownofDalem 'cause now by law we gotta share a bunk for a year!







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posted on 1-3-2018 at 09:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Many congrats to all, but apologies to TownofDalem 'cause now by law we gotta share a bunk for a year!




Yay for winning.





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posted on 1-4-2018 at 04:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Obtusetiest Poster of the Year: Ccharger





Also, I'd like to point out that I finished BEHIND The Rick of all people for Jackass of the Year.

What a time to be alive.





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Wow, what a great, great honor. Of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't thank a ton of people and air all my grievences. So here it goes. First...

via GIPHY


*Note: nOOb died on his way back to his home planet*





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