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posted on 3-6-2018 at 06:35 AM Edit Post
This thing with Nunberg could be the greatest drunk/coked-up 1980's style public meltdown since Michael J. Fox lost it completely in Bright Lights, Big City. Seriously, the interviews with Nunberg that are making the rounds are fucking hilarious.





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posted on 3-12-2018 at 10:22 PM Edit Post


This either goes one of two ways, and SNL presents one of them with horrifying accuracy.





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posted on 3-15-2018 at 05:12 PM Edit Post
Esquire is reporting that Trump is considering firing US Attorney General Jeff Sessions and replacing him with current EPA chief Scott Pruitt.

Because Pruitt does not have to recuse himself from the Russia investigation, he could immediately fire Mueller. Also, because Mueller is a special prosecutor and not an independent prosecutor like Ken Starr for example, any reports generated by the investigation would have to be vetted by Pruitt rather than current Deputy AG Rod Rothstein. Since Pruitt is essentially Trump's towel boy, it's likely Pruitt would take that report and shred it - essentially putting an end to the Russia investigation forever.

However, with the Dems expected to reclaim the House in 2018, such an act would almost surely mean that Trump would face impeachment. Still, 67 senators would then have to vote to convict him to remove him from office - something that seems quite unlikely.

Moreover, Mueller has also filed charges in New York which means that even if the federal case is shelved, state charges could still be filed - free from any pardons.

Round and around we go...

[Edited on 3-15-2018 by CCharger]





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posted on 3-17-2018 at 04:04 PM Edit Post
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-43440043

A whistleblower for Cambridge Analytica [Bannon's old firm and the Trump campaign data firm] has stated that the company spent approximately $1 million in order to harvest 50 million Facebook accounts and build political-based algorithms with the intent of influencing the 2016 election in favor of Trump.

Facebook supposedly knew about this as well and said nothing. Makes me even more glad that I gave up on Facebook.





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posted on 3-20-2018 at 10:08 PM Edit Post
Headlines March 20th 2018

Mark Zuckerberg summoned to UK parliament

Ex-Facebook insider says covert data harvesting was routine.

The Kremlin says U.S. President Donald Trump has called Russian President Vladimir Putin to congratulate him on re-election.

Both Facebook And Cambridge Analytica Threatened To Sue Journalists Over Stories On CA's Use Of Facebook Data

Trump wildlife protection board stuffed with trophy hunters: New U.S. advisory board created to help rewrite federal rules for importing the heads and hides of African elephants, lions and rhinos is stacked with trophy hunters, including some members with direct ties to Trumpís family

Trumpís election consultants filmed saying they use bribes and sex workers to entrap politicians

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posted on 8-6-2018 at 03:26 PM Edit Post
Welp, Trump fucked up...




Trump basically confirmed that the meeting in Trump Tower in July with the Russians was to get opposition research from there. That's totally legal - if it's from AMERICANS. Accepting money, gifts, info, or any other benefit from foreigners for a federal political campaign is a violation of election law. Foreigners are simply not allowed to contribute anything of value to a campaign including information.

Trump has confirmed that his son Don Jr. and his son-in-law Jared Kushner knowingly conspired to violate federal election law. Moreover, Trump and his legal team have spent nearly an entire year trying to concoct a cover story for this meeting only for Trump to torpedo it all to hell in one tweet.

Now, the question is, did the president know about the meeting and what the meeting was about? If he did, then he knowingly conspired with a foreign government to break election laws. That's a BFD.

[Edited on 8-6-2018 by CCharger]





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posted on 8-6-2018 at 11:05 PM Edit Post
For a guy that claims to be so smart, he's kind of a dumbass.

And even if he is in the clear, he just threw his own son and son-in-law under the bus. Pretty sure his daughter isn't too happy about that right now.

[Edited on 8-6-2018 by anglefan85]





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posted on 8-7-2018 at 01:50 AM Edit Post


Related note - I'm getting pretty pissed at my generation's total fucking apathy in regards to this. I posted about it on Facebook and like three people commented.

THE LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES JUST ADMITTED TO WORKING WITH OUR GREATEST ENEMY TO COMMIT ELECTION FRAUD AND NOBODY FUCKING CARES.

If Obama had done this his head would be on a burning pike in the middle of the Whitehouse lawn. Alex Jones would be bathing in Obama's blood while jerking off to the flag. Red Dawn would be playing on every theater screen in Texas. Sarah Palin would've churned out a three hour long word salad about tyranny and communism that would get twenty million views in the first day. Ronald Reagan would come back from the dead just to sing the Star Spangled Banner one more time before falling back into the Earth. Ted Nugent would personally execute Nancy Pelosi.

But here in Facebook land, it's posts about the same god damn shit like it's just totally normal.

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posted on 8-7-2018 at 12:17 PM Edit Post
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But here in Facebook land, it's posts about the same god damn shit like it's just totally normal.


This is the new normal.





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posted on 8-8-2018 at 05:45 AM Edit Post
This is how the world ends... not with a bang, but just a long slow attrition between what outrages us and the constant bombardment of info we now receive... We are numb to the apocalypse.

In saying that, is Facebook really the right barometer for this kind of stuff though... I mean people get outraged if you don't "like" their vacation photos, or throw some emotion their way for their daily "world doesn't love me" cryptic comments... I get that it can be a forum to voice opinions that might otherwise have a lot of substance, but I fear that our daily intake of the written word and opinions might often times hit critical mass by noon at the latest, and rants, intelligence, fake news, and real news tend to all blend together into a steaming pile of "meh".

This past Saturday a drunk driver drove up onto a beach around my parts (Port Dover) and I swear my thought order was "Good thing it wasn't a terror attack" and then "Good thing no one was hurt" as opposed to any outrage that run of the mill drunks mowing down people might register as a tragedy anymore... That's just sad.

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posted on 8-21-2018 at 10:57 PM Edit Post
In addition to the un-surprising news of Paul Manafort being found guilty on 8 of 18 counts, Trump's former personal attorney Michael Cohen just plead guilty in a plea deal to 8 counts of fraud and campaign finance violations.

Here's the kicker from the actual plea deal:

"in coordination and at the direction of a candidate for federal office" he kept information that would have been harmful to the candidate and the campaign from becoming public.

He clearly implicates then candidate Donald Trump in instructing him to knowingly violate campaign finance law to pay off two women hush money about affairs.

This. Is. YUGE.

If this were any other president, this would jeopardize the presidency. Imagine Bill Clinton being accused of instructing his lawyers to pay off women to keep them quiet. Imagine Barack Obama being accused of using campaign funds to pay hush money to Playboy Playmates and porn stars. Their careers would be in tatters.

But this is Teflon Don who has a rabid and unwavering following and, more importantly, a sympathetic Congress that would never, ever impeach.

What a time to be alive.





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posted on 8-21-2018 at 11:13 PM Edit Post
Details on Cohen flipping on him today:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/08/21/michael-cohen-admits-violating-campaign-finance-laws-at-direction-trump.html

So that's two shotgun barrels full of horseshit that just went off right at Trump's head today. And it might not be over because allegedly McGahn's probably up next to bail & plea too. Fun to watch, even if the cultists are still going "oh, this is no big deal at all".

[Edited on 8/21/2018 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 8-21-2018 at 11:17 PM Edit Post
Michael Cohen: "I paid off a porn star and a Playboy Playmate with campaign funds to keep them quiet about having affairs with Donald Trump."

Trump supporters: "Yeah, but what does that have to do with the Russia witch hunt? Plus, who cares when Hillary is still walking around a free woman? Lock HER up!"






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posted on 8-22-2018 at 05:41 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by CCharger
In addition to the un-surprising news of Paul Manafort being found guilty on 8 of 18 counts, Trump's former personal attorney Michael Cohen just plead guilty in a plea deal to 8 counts of fraud and campaign finance violations.

Here's the kicker from the actual plea deal:

"in coordination and at the direction of a candidate for federal office" he kept information that would have been harmful to the candidate and the campaign from becoming public.

He clearly implicates then candidate Donald Trump in instructing him to knowingly violate campaign finance law to pay off two women hush money about affairs.

This. Is. YUGE.

If this were any other president, this would jeopardize the presidency. Imagine Bill Clinton being accused of instructing his lawyers to pay off women to keep them quiet. Imagine Barack Obama being accused of using campaign funds to pay hush money to Playboy Playmates and porn stars. Their careers would be in tatters.

But this is Teflon Don who has a rabid and unwavering following and, more importantly, a sympathetic Congress that would never, ever impeach.

What a time to be alive.


For the time being, he does. 3 months from now, it could be a whole different story.





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posted on 8-22-2018 at 08:28 PM Edit Post
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For the time being, he does. 3 months from now, it could be a whole different story.

It's possible, but unlikely, that the Senate goes from red to blue. The House probably will switch. So that would leave the House with the ability to impeach, but the Republican-controlled Senate would have to convict.

They ain't doing that.





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posted on 8-22-2018 at 11:54 PM Edit Post
Even if the senate did flip to blue, you need 2/3 (67 votes) to convict and ainít no way theyíre getting anywhere near that. Removal is off the table barring Trump becoming so toxic that congressional Rís fear that him being on the ballot in 2020 will cause them to take an electoral stomping. Then you could see the Rís get on board with tossing him out and immediately beginning a ďwe put country over partyĒ campaign that sadly too many people will completely eat up.

Flip side though, is that if the Dís take the House they suddenly have subpoena power to look into Trumpís dealings, including the tax returns that he desperately doesnít want anyone to see. With the threat of those suddenly becoming public becomes real, does he resign and go fuck off to do Trump TV and/or whatever he had planned for after he lost the election as he expected?

Thatís the best realistic hope for midterms, is to take the House and move into a position to hold Trump and his administration accountable, rather than acting as his shield from any accountability. You know, the role that Congress is supposed to play.





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posted on 8-23-2018 at 05:10 AM Edit Post
A follow up to this. David Pecker, a long-time friend of Trump and publisher of The National Enquirer, has confirmed that Cohen is telling the truth. He told prosecutors that Trump had knowledge of the payments Cohen made to hush up the women he had affairs with.

Manafort, Cohen, Hunter, Pecker (fitting name)...and the week's still not over.

Man, if his son Barron wasn't gonna need therapy already after all this shit...

EDIT: And now his long-time accountant of close to 40 years and the CFO of the Trump Organization, Allen Weisselberg, flipped today after getting immunity. The man who, not only does he have first-hand knowledge of all of his business dealings, but he would also be the one who knows about those pesky tax filings. And Trump can't touch him because this is being done at the state level, with regards to Cohen and the NY Trump Organization.

Trump can also be indicted at the state level.

[Edited on 8-24-2018 by anglefan85]





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posted on 8-27-2018 at 07:30 PM Edit Post
"A former doorman at the Trump World Tower claims he knows about an affair that President Donald Trump had with a former housekeeper, which resulted in a child."

[Edited on 8-27-2018 by CCharger]





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posted on 8-27-2018 at 07:30 PM Edit Post
"A former doorman at the Trump World Tower claims he knows about an affair that President Donald Trump had with a former housekeeper, which resulted in a child."

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/08/dino-sajudin-ex-trump-doorman-is-now-free-to-talk-about-alleged-trump-affair-that-resulted-in-child.html r />



[Edited on 8-27-2018 by CCharger]





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posted on 9-2-2018 at 05:36 PM Edit Post
Couple thoughts...

Wow. It appears Trump pulled an Arnold and knocked up the maid. Like how does this happen? Unless this the type of maid you find in your typical porno shoot, I have a hard time believing she's on par with an actual porn star. So why even go there? As a guy I just don't get guys half the time. There's about a 99% chance she's nowhere near as attractive as Melania, so why even bother?

Also, this story would've been a BOMBSHELL moment if it was Obama. Who knows how big this story gets, but I expect it falls somewhere between Trump thinking the Chinese bugged the Oval office, and Trump tweeting that he is going to appoint Elon Musk as Head of Space Force.

Also, it's probably not the right place for this story, but I can't complain. Trying to organize all the insanity of this administration was bound to be a near impossible task. It's just a cluster fuck of insanity. Somebody just make this stop. I'd prefer Pence at this point.

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posted on 9-3-2018 at 12:22 AM Edit Post
This will stop when the American people collectively decide they have had enough and want it to stop. If we had even a halfway respectable voting rate, we could get these pieces of hot garbage out of power forever.
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My impression is that the love child is long before Melania, but feel free to throw this in the face of anyone who votes for the "pro-life" candidate because shagging the maid is how lots of abortions happen.

And, honestly, I can't imagine sex with Melania is that much fun for Trump because I think her contempt for him would shrink his weiner in a single look.





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posted on 9-3-2018 at 04:39 AM Edit Post
Hmmm...I wonder if the maid was an illegal immigrant!!


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posted on 9-3-2018 at 11:53 PM Edit Post
^^^

If memory serves, Trump was at one point vocally supportive of immigrants, presumably because he could profit off their cheap (and oft) illegal labor, as illegals aren't the types to challenge an employer on unsavory practices.

It's very very possible the woman was an illegal alien. It all plays out like a really really really unfortunate video from Brazzers. I need to go play with some kittens and puppies at this point.

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And, honestly, I can't imagine sex with Melania is that much fun for Trump because I think her contempt for him would shrink his weiner in a single look.


Nah, Iíd imagine heíd get off more knowing the interest wasnít mutual. This motherfucker is a power obsessed caveman. I wouldnít be surprised if heís actually raped somebody.

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