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Author: Subject: Marty Jannetty Wants To Fuck His Own Daughter
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posted on 8-30-2017 at 10:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Marty Jannetty Wants To Fuck His Own Daughter

I thought about just putting this in the Rumor Crap thread, but Christ, I think this deserves its own thread:

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/wwe-legend-marty-jannetty-have-sex-his-daughter-1636657


"Marty Jannetty, who was Shawn Michaels' partner in the iconic tag-team The Rockers, said in a Facebook post that he and his daughter Bianca had been fighting the urge to become lovers – but that the results of a DNA test could change all that."

"Jannetty, 57, posted a picture of Bianca, who appears to be in her 20s, to Facebook and wrote: "Just did a DNA [test], she's NOT my daughter, we both held out of sex because you don't do that, but now we ain't."





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posted on 8-30-2017 at 10:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Umm, golly?



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posted on 8-30-2017 at 11:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Janetty just cant handle any sort of life where he isnt the fucked up side of a pair.
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posted on 8-30-2017 at 11:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Haha, yes I have seen this posted on other boards. "But...she's been daughter." Poor guy has just been screwed up through and post-WWE run. I wish he could have had a better run with the company and in life. I was hoping things would turn around for Jannetty back in 04 or 05 when Angle was feuding with Shawn. Marty made a couple appearances and the company was impressed and committed to signing him. Sadly, things did not work out.

At this point, Jannetty should just spill the beans on what Shawn used to do. Probably pissing in ladies' mouths and getting crapped on his chest.

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posted on 8-31-2017 at 12:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nah. If this is what Jannetty is really like under the surface, sober or not, then any sympathy for his self-destructive ways is wildly misplaced. He's apparently just another sick freak asshole who happened to be a pro wrestler, not some victim of the industry or anything like that which the real marks out there want to make excuses for. His total moral failure (and total failure as a person) is completely on him, how he was raised, and the way he's chosen to live his life, not on the business he worked in.





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posted on 8-31-2017 at 01:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Saw the thread title, clicked it anyway and well...







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posted on 8-31-2017 at 03:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
*runs in the thread panting and wheezing*

Guys I got here as soon as I could, now what's all this daughter-fucking stuff aboot Marty Jan...



Well, if it's not his real daughter...







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posted on 8-31-2017 at 05:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think at this point they might as well just do it... cause her face is out there now, and hot or not that's gotta be some future husband repellant.

Also; if you read the article it sounds like he only just met her in 2014... still messed up to want to boink someone you thought was your daughter for three years, but it's not quite Woody Allen where you basically help raise the kid THEN marry her.

At any rate... Jannetty should stop doing drugs.... now.

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posted on 8-31-2017 at 07:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know what shocks me most about wrestlers who were shown how to use Social Media well past their primes?

Their tenuous grasp of the English language in terms of grammar. It's really sickening.

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posted on 8-31-2017 at 03:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
on the one hand, he didn't even know she existed until 3 years ago, when she was already an adult.

on the other hand, gross.

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posted on 8-31-2017 at 04:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is this even real? I did a quick search last night, and the only thing I found was that same website from the original post. Someone with Facebook-- go on Marty's page and see if he really posted this!

If he did, I'd be curious of the replies it has generated from his friends as well...





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posted on 8-31-2017 at 04:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't know how he managed to pull it off, but Marty Jannetty somehow became the Jannetty of his own life too.





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posted on 8-31-2017 at 06:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Is this even real? I did a quick search last night, and the only thing I found was that same website from the original post. Someone with Facebook-- go on Marty's page and see if he really posted this!

If he did, I'd be curious of the replies it has generated from his friends as well...


I'm also suspect of things like this that seem a little too outrageous to be true. Like you, I searched Google and saw that only report out there is this IB Times blurb. Not even wrestling news sites are reporting it.

I looked into it because I have a lot of free time at the moment. I can't confirm that it is fake, but there is good reason to believe it is. I looked up Marty Jannetty's Facebook profile and this post is not there. This post does, however, use Jannetty's actual profile photo in the top left hand corner and the text is as poorly written as some of the things he has posted to his newsfeed.

However, what strongly leads me to believe it is fake is that a Google search for "Marty Jannetty daughter" turns up nothing but this IB Times story and a bunch of message boards from the likes of IGN and Reddit that are "reporting it." Two of the first page search results turn up news about him discovering that he has a daughter. This one, Wrestlingnews.co links to his April 3, 2014 post about how happy he is that he found out he's a father. A very small thumbnail sized photo (150x150 at most) of her is included with the message. It is the photo on this alleged Facebook post that Paddlefoot posted here - which explains the shitty resolution quality, as it has been blown up to look really big.

Moreover, the Wikipedia entry on IB Times includes a discussion about the poor content quality of the articles it produces. It notes that media watchdogs and other news sources have reported that the company has been known to pressure its employees to create click-bait and demands that every article produces at least 10 000 hits. Other allegations of cutting and pasting from other news sites and caring more about creating content than being a source of quality journalism have been leveled against the company. Some of their journalists have been reportedly threatened with being fired unless their stories get more hits.

Taken together, I would guess that some dink on Reddit faked the Facebook post, and some IB Times employee who is under pressure to get web traffic reported it without checking the veracity of the post.

My verdict is that it's FAKE NEWS!

[Edited on 8-31-2017 by Slade]





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posted on 8-31-2017 at 06:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
*applauds good internetvestigative journalism skills!*
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posted on 8-31-2017 at 08:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
MMMmmm ... that's good Lannister. Here's to you Aegon Jannetty!



In all seriousness though ... on the sliding scale of fucked up shit, keep in mind that she's a) an adult and b) not actually his child. I'd be more concerned about his decision making in regards to airing shit like this on Facebook than the moral ethics of it.

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posted on 8-31-2017 at 08:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sounds like an old redneck outlaw country song........... for all you daughter-fucking fools, this song is just for you..............





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posted on 8-31-2017 at 11:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now I'm more amazed by the creative mind who thought, "I know how to attract clicks - Marty Jannety and incest! That's what the kids today like!"





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posted on 9-1-2017 at 06:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Sounds like an old redneck outlaw country song........... for all you daughter-fucking fools, this song is just for you..............


Hmm David Allen Coe... And I'm glad you edited it to fit the subject. Hogan territory there!

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posted on 9-1-2017 at 06:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
They could say that despite some of the words Coe wasn't being a racist with that song because he kept complimenting them on the size of their massive dicks.





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posted on 9-1-2017 at 11:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by GodEatGod
Now I'm more amazed by the creative mind who thought, "I know how to attract clicks - Marty Jannety and incest! That's what the kids today like!"


I imagine the thought process was more along the lines of, "Hey, you know who will believe anything? Wrestling fans! All I need to do is come up with a wrestler already known to be an utter fuck-up, and..."

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posted on 9-1-2017 at 01:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If it is fake, then even Meltzer fell for it because a few days ago on Twitter he said something along the lines of "Between Sexy Star and Marty Jannetty, it's been a bad week for the wrestling business. Come on, we can do better, guys."

If I had the wherewithal, I'd find the actual tweet.





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posted on 9-2-2017 at 06:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The only reason Shawn Michaels had to find Jesus was because he's hiding from people like Marty Jannetty.





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posted on 9-7-2017 at 03:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No matter if it's real or not, Jannetty has hit the level where any story that is awful about his life is instantly believable. I think this story is true because why not
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