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Author: Subject: BREAKING NEWS: Jinder Mahal Admits To Liking Nickelback
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posted on 8-28-2017 at 06:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BREAKING NEWS: Jinder Mahal Admits To Liking Nickelback

https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/8/24/16197350/jinder-mahal-nickelback-fan-but-why

I wonder how this will affect his career going forward? Is this on par with Sexy Star breaking that girl's arm and ruining her career? Will he ever get laid again?

The mind boggles...

[Edited on 8-28-2017 by CCharger]





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 06:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
These crazy Canadian ehh?
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posted on 8-29-2017 at 07:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll say it ...

Nickleback is not awful.

I mean, they aren't good, but if the category is generic pop rock they are certainly better than, say, Creed.

Also, I'd be more upset if he liked some bag of shit like Florida Georgia Line. That is just complete garbage and any song where they sing about "my jeans, my pickup, my cold beer, and my MURRRRRRRRRICA" belongs in the bag of shit with them.





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posted on 8-29-2017 at 07:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Undertaker has had Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit songs as his theme songs. Both of those artists are as bad as Nickleback.
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posted on 8-29-2017 at 07:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Undertaker has had Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit songs as his theme songs. Both of those artists are as bad as Nickleback.


Kid Rock was surprisingly talented the one time I saw him live. Dude plays like 8 instruments in between riffs about liberals and getting lap dances from large assed sistas.

[Edited on 8-29-2017 by DKBroiler]





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posted on 8-30-2017 at 07:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Undertaker has had Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit songs as his theme songs. Both of those artists are as bad as Nickleback.


To be fair Taker hasn't used either of those since 2003. Even then he was he was using some Jim Johnston music during the Biker era.
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posted on 8-30-2017 at 07:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
At least Kid Rock is a little self-aware.

"Rap-rock was what people wanted at the time, and they still love those songs at shows. But it turned into a lot of bullshit and it turned out to be pretty gay..."





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I like that no one is rushing to defend Limp Bizkit.
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posted on 8-30-2017 at 04:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I like that no one is rushing to defend Limp Bizkit.


Well ... they're better than Creed.





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posted on 8-30-2017 at 05:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bulldick. Creed is just generic rock, but they don't actively fucking suck the way Limp Bizkit did, or does or whatever. Are they even still around?





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posted on 8-30-2017 at 06:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Bulldick. Creed is just generic rock, but they don't actively fucking suck the way Limp Bizkit did, or does or whatever. Are they even still around?


I dunno ... much like in wrestling I'll take actively suck over pure meh.

Edit: Great use of bulldick.

[Edited on 8-30-2017 by DKBroiler]





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posted on 8-30-2017 at 07:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I like that no one is rushing to defend Limp Bizkit.


Well ... they're better than Creed.



Pretty low bar, you've got there, Broiler.





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posted on 8-30-2017 at 07:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I like that no one is rushing to defend Limp Bizkit.


Well ... they're better than Creed.



Pretty low bar, you've got there, Broiler.


The older I get the more I've realized that I'm the "I like everything" guy. Well, other than country pop. This is probably why I still keep enjoying JINDERMANIA!





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posted on 9-2-2017 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I like that no one is rushing to defend Limp Bizkit.


Well ... they're better than Creed.



Pretty low bar, you've got there, Broiler.


Kinda like saying pig shit tastes better than horse shit...





[Edited on 9-2-2017 by Ortonmustdie]

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posted on 9-2-2017 at 04:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It is OK to like single songs (Nookie, Weathered) from shitrock bands like Creed or Bizkit. It is not OK to be fans of those band. It puts you on the same level as the sub-morons at Woodstock 99 who went around assaulting girls and setting the shitters on fire just because they thought their idiot-god Fred Durst would approve of them doing it.

Nickelback gets a pass from going straight to hell for having a song used as the theme for RAW. There is still plenty to condemn though. Chad Kroeger and John Travolta, failed Scientology cloning experiment??????





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posted on 9-2-2017 at 06:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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It is OK to like single songs (Nookie, Weathered) from shitrock bands like Creed or Bizkit. It is not OK to be fans of those band. It puts you on the same level as the sub-morons at Woodstock 99 who went around assaulting girls and setting the shitters on fire just because they thought their idiot-god Fred Durst would approve of them doing it.

Nickelback gets a pass from going straight to hell for having a song used as the theme for RAW. There is still plenty to condemn though. Chad Kroeger and John Travolta, failed Scientology cloning experiment??????





.....eyes are lifeless, like a doll's eye, Ayn Rand's eyes.....

[Edited on 9/2/2017 by Paddlefoot]



I went to Woodstock 99. I can safely say that I started zero fires or sexual assaults.





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I went to Woodstock 99. I can safely say that I started zero fires or sexual assaults.


Really? That's a bummer. Philly sez:







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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Kinda like saying pig shit tastes better than horse shit...




As horses are herbivores and produce a solid stool, I think horse shit would probably taste better. It's mostly fibre.

I guess what I'm trying to say is Creed = Horse shit and Bizkit = pig shit

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It's like some kind of bad Canadian eugenics experiment to create a living breathing walking talking brown note.

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Just like that experimental baton in Kickass 2 that makes someone barf and shit themselves at the same time. Except it's alive and is worth millions of dollars.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 9-5-2017 at 06:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I went to Woodstock 99. I can safely say that I started zero fires or sexual assaults.


Really? That's a bummer. Philly sez:




Haha. Actually funny story ... as all hell was breaking loose thanks to the Christian Coalition handing out lit candles to 200,000 shit faced people (that's how the fires started) we decided to leave. When we got to the parking lot my keypad had shorted out so my car alarm wouldn't stop going off. Out of nowhere a "helpful citizen" (car thief) appeared and said he can turn off my alarm and get my car going. I said have at it. He took out his "tools" and ripped out some wire from under my steering wheel. My car instantly turned on even though my alarm never worked again. That's how I escaped Woodstock 99.





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