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CamstunPWG187
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posted on 8-27-2017 at 04:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm doing pro wrestling training.

After 8 classes, I'm liking it.

My roll-throughs are good on all sides.

My European uppercuts are legit.

I have a mean sliding lariat.

I am ok at chain wrestling.

I can execute a proper bodyslam on a 100kg fellow (and his assist makes him feel light as a feather)

I'm natural at taking back bumps.

I can hit the ropes with good technique.

My headlock takedown is dog shit.

I plan on doing it until I have a few matches under my belt.

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posted on 8-27-2017 at 04:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's cool. If you ever need an obnoxiously loud and untrained fat guy from New Jersey to yell things in your corner lemme know.





Braun Strowman guy.

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posted on 8-27-2017 at 05:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How old are you, Cam?

I am finding that any impact sports are now very difficult for me in my late 40s. The ground is so much harder than it used to be and it takes longer to get up.

Live the dream man.





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posted on 8-27-2017 at 05:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wrestling in China? Maybe you'll get the chance to spar with future WWE Hall of Famer, Ho Ho Lun.





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posted on 8-27-2017 at 05:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That's cool. If you ever need an obnoxiously loud and untrained fat guy from New Jersey to yell things in your corner lemme know.


It's an honor to have you on the bOOards, Governor Christie.

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How old are you, Cam?

I am finding that any impact sports are now very difficult for me in my late 40s. The ground is so much harder than it used to be and it takes longer to get up.

Live the dream man.


I'm with bopol on the age thing. Now that I'm in my 40's I cringe harder and even tend to "feel" the bumps I see wrestlers take more than I ever did before. I'm hoping you're only in your early to mid thirties taking those bumps. If you're older than that then I need you to send me a kilo of whatever flavor of ground-up dried tiger dicks you're snorting over there to help you do all that shit in the ring without dying.





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 8-27-2017 at 06:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am 30.

A good friend of mine here, who I have known for 13 years, is the owner of MKW, Middle Kingdom Wrestling, which I even did commentator for under the guise of Cam Ferguson.

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posted on 8-27-2017 at 06:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I propose the following challenge: You're not "allowed" to quit until you can outheadlock Randy F. Orton. ^_^ And that's not an unattainable goal, really, so I think you should enlist your fellow students in a humorous fashion. Like "guys! Is this headlock better or worse than Randy Orton's? Worse? Crap. Okay, let's keep working headlocks!" etc.
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posted on 8-27-2017 at 06:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My trainers are a man named Tommy Tamati from New Zealand and Gabrielle Martini out of Italy.

They don't seem to care for Orton as they never reference him.

Maybe I can turn them into fans.

And then tell Dom all about it


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posted on 8-27-2017 at 06:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good luck Cam. If you ever wrestle in Chicago, let me know. I'll get you whatever heat you want.





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posted on 8-27-2017 at 10:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Awesome and good for you. That's something I would love to do, or at least would have loved to do. Just go through the training. There was a tv series in early/mid 2000's called the Benefactor with Marc Cuban. Kind of an Apprentice rip-off. Anyway, one of the episodes, which were based in Dallas, had people get a bunch of money and they had to use it to go fulfill a dream or something. I remember thinking...if I were on that show I'd totally go get trained in pro wrestling.

Now...like many others have stated about themselves...I'm in my 40's and just don't think my body has it in it. I'm in shape but....just too much fragility. I end up at the chiropractor far too often for my tastes.

Keep us posted on how you progress and if you do any state-side indy circuits.





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posted on 8-27-2017 at 10:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah that's pretty awesome. I went to one class, once, when I was 24... and that was it for me. Good luck with it all.





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Seriously, best of luck to you. Echoing Tex, I bet most of us would love to try what you're doing. Just don't turn into Enzo!

[Edited on 8-28-2017 by denverpunk]

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Seriously, best of luck to you. Echoing Tex, I bet most of us would love to try what you're doing. Just don't turn into Enzo!

[Edited on 8-28-2017 by denverpunk]


我的名字是Camstun,我是一个认证的G和一个bonafide 螺柱,你不能教。

Meh, close enough. Billion plus people and they ain't got no symbol for bonafide?





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 03:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What are The Kidney Stone Kid and Florida Meth Man doing in the OO Zone, Rick?!?!?!?





Oh my god, they've shot Cabbagehead!

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 04:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's a lucha-based school here in the Seattle area that I thought about joining to get myself in shape. Problem is, I'm freaking 41, and already pretty unathletic - I'm pretty sure my body couldn't handle it.


Good luck and have a blast!

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 05:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As somebody who is also almost-40 and likes wrestling enough to muse about participation... Something I suggest to people in my situation who ARE near a wrasslin' school? Ask them if they train refs. I'm pretty sure Earl Hebner was gainfully employed until ... Maybe even still? He was in Impact Wrasslin' rings, so I figure he's the GFW Head Ref nowadays?

Anyway, my point is: it takes 3 guys in the ring to have a match, and for those of us who can't be the active 2, there's always Zebra-ing.

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posted on 8-29-2017 at 08:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by salmonjunkie
There's a lucha-based school here in the Seattle area that I thought about joining to get myself in shape. Problem is, I'm freaking 41, and already pretty unathletic - I'm pretty sure my body couldn't handle it.


Good luck and have a blast!


For what it's worth, a long shot at best, if I reach my goal of losing 100 pounds this year I'll consider giving it a try. I'm down 65 since January so only another 35 to go. At 36 it's shit or get off the pot time and I'm rapidly getting my athleticism back. If I'm 204 at Christmas it's on.





Braun Strowman guy.

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posted on 9-11-2017 at 04:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I wish I could upload videos for you guys to see. I have some neat little tidbits to show.

Anyone have any recommendations?

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posted on 9-11-2017 at 10:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's this new site called YouTube. Try uploading the videos to that and post links here.





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posted on 9-12-2017 at 12:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If YouTube has issues in China, maybe try Streamable.





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posted on 9-12-2017 at 04:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
https://youtu.be/Rd4GK3wzAtI

That's my over-the-shoulder hammerlock gut buster


I'm uploading more as we speak, but just keep a few things in mind:

-We are training in a boxing ring since we don't have any place to set up our actual wrestling ring at the moment.
-We need to use those pads for harder stuff since the boxing ring is hard as fuck. There is literally no give to that thing.
-This is just me and my training partner messing around. It's not meant to be something to judge with a harsh tone. It's just me after a month of training.

[Edited on 9-12-2017 by CamstunPWG187]

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posted on 9-12-2017 at 05:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Part 1 and 2 of some chain wrestling

https://youtu.be/d2yOnPo5Ziw


https://youtu.be/dF3Lh9C2jvc

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posted on 9-12-2017 at 07:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CamstunPWG187
https://youtu.be/Rd4GK3wzAtI

That's my over-the-shoulder hammerlock gut buster



[Edited on 9-12-2017 by CamstunPWG187]


How long until you can do the Big Ending?

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posted on 9-12-2017 at 11:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was getting a little concerned that you might lose for a bit there.





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posted on 9-13-2017 at 12:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Fuck that ring.

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