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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (August 21, 2017)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yes to the Maryse money gifs, no to all the other kind.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Based on crowd reaction, Braun Strowman is the single biggest face (as in heel/face, not his face) on RAM, no?

Does anybody get a louder positive response than he does?

He is the hero we asked for, the hero we deserve.


He attempts to murder ReBOOOOOOO every time they're in close proximity to each other, and pretty much out-bork'd Bork!

He's another one that's going to have to just turn face(ish) because the fans want it....but you know Vince and Co. will shit all over that.

(Power-slam City?)

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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You both suck.




Wow. Just ... wow.





Braun Strowman guy.

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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Going by what I believe Booker just said about being a true grappler, I guess Benoit sure was a true grappler. I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT.





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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That kind of cheering must mean someone tossed a beach ball into the crowd.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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You both suck.




Wow. Just ... wow.


Wait, Tex and Omd or Blue Oyster Club and Angle's Dangle?

Welp, at the very least Bo's new goon look is sleazy cool. Poor poor Perfect, Jr. though.





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posted on 8-22-2017 at 03:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jeezus, I was right.

WE WANT BEACH BALL! WE WANT BEACH BALL!





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-22-2017 at 04:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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You both suck.




Wow. Just ... wow.


Wait, Tex and Omd or Blue Oyster Club and Angle's Dangle?

Welp, at the very least Bo's new goon look is sleazy cool. Poor poor Perfect, Jr. though.


None of you guys suck. I'm just an hour behind on DVR and just witnessed CeNASUCKS vs ReBOO. I've never in my life heard a "you both suck" chant. It was ... just ... perfect.





Braun Strowman guy.

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posted on 8-22-2017 at 04:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't know if we've examined this "Beach Ball is more popular than 90% of the roster " hypothesis closely enough.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-22-2017 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jeezus, I was right.

WE WANT BEACH BALL! WE WANT BEACH BALL!


You see puck is bigger than beach ball. That's why joke is.





Annnnnnnnd now the NSFW one! Don't worry, it's not an Alt-Cock female. It's Jada. Y'welcum. Bouncy!

I hearby declare at least once every RAM or SD DK should chime in on the action out of context because of his DVR timeshift, you battery throwing maniac. Especially if we're live watching a Nia match while you're watching a Braun match.

ETA: Kudos to Johnboy for doing whatever needs to be done to do whatever the hell he can do for Reigns. I really enjoyed Cena's relative wackiness tonight to Roman's stoic wet blanket. I was kinda bummed Reigns was just standing in the ring just stiff as a tree while The Miz, Joe, and Cena straight up out charisma'd (Cena), out menaced (Joe), and out promo'd (All three, especially The Miz) him. Poor poor RoBOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Edited on 8-22-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 8-22-2017 at 04:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So instead of letting the IC Champ get a tainted win over Cena...Super Cena gets to no sell Roman's not super enough punch and pin Miz. Ugh...the WWE is super frustrating at times.
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posted on 8-22-2017 at 04:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, a combination of Cena getting to Superman his way to a win and Miz doing his best to wait half a century to make any sort of move. I sure do love those moments!





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posted on 8-22-2017 at 04:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So instead of letting the IC Champ get a tainted win over Cena...Super Cena gets to no sell Roman's not super enough punch and pin Miz. Ugh...the WWE is super frustrating at times.


I guess I kinda get that they have to build towards the eventual Reigns vs. Cena MEGA-KERFUFFLE! for the ages and how Cena eating a Miz pin would get the opposite reaction of what Vince wanted considering the crowd tonight. But yeah, for being a Miz Markie it pains me to see him be subservient way more often than not to the top dawgs. Fuckin' guy has absolutely earned the spotlight for as far as he's come in the ring and on the stick.

This may be sacrilege, but on the mic I think he's at least as good as Flair, better than Jericho, and without a muzzle and perhaps a bit of a stick up his ass could be better than Punk. Yes, I've sustained a severe head injury before, why do you ask?





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