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posted on 8-21-2017 at 02:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Eclipse

Today is the eclipse and even though I am in Ohio, I am still planning on stepping out this afternoon and getting a look at the partial. I have friends that have driven hundreds of miles to get into the path of totality.

What are your plans for the eclipse today?





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posted on 8-21-2017 at 03:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 8-21-2017 at 04:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As for me I'll be inside with the pets. This is new to them so there could be some kind of a pupper/kitty freak out that requires cuddling and skritches to calm down.

Is any of it falling over Florida? Like gawd's avenging laser, y'know, to burn it off the face of the earth? Sorry, Janny, sacrifices have to be made if it means taking out Mar-A-Lago once and for all.



(new york and all, but it's the same point )





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-21-2017 at 05:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm going to play golf in the partial eclipse of Northern Illinois.





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posted on 8-21-2017 at 05:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If there's any justice in this world hopefully I'll be doing this:



Other than that, I'll be anxiously awaiting the news reports of the legions of Brawndo swilling fucking dummies that permanently scorched their retinas staring at the magic lightbulb in the sky.





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posted on 8-21-2017 at 08:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
the legions of Brawndo swilling fucking dummies that permanently scorched their retinas staring at the magic lightbulb in the sky.







[Edited on 8-21-2017 by CCharger]





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quote:
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I'm going to play golf in the partial eclipse of Northern Illinois.


Shot 42 on a par 30 9 hole hackers course. Not too bad for me.





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posted on 8-21-2017 at 10:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
If there's any justice in this world hopefully I'll be doing this:



Other than that, I'll be anxiously awaiting the news reports of the legions of Brawndo swilling fucking dummies that permanently scorched their retinas staring at the magic lightbulb in the sky.


Looks like we'll have to wait until 2045 for the real fun to happen:



Eclipse + bath slats + alligators + Burmese pythons + a "human" population that is best described charitably as "a bit tetched"? What could possibly go wrong?







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-21-2017 at 11:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lol, mon chéri and your dry Canadienne humouour, like we specifically or anyone else in general is going to still be here then. As if the Transinators Elon's been warning everybody aboot won't have cleansed the earth of Freedongers and Freeginas by then.

However, that image looks an awful lot like the trajectory of the moon hopefully landing on Florida someday. Just putting that out there to the Universe so hint hint wink wink to whatever celestial being wants to trade the massacre of millions for some sweet tranny gifs to get that plan going. Lookin' in your direction, Galactus.

ETA: Chargy gets today's DJT Post of the Day Award!!!



[Edited on 8-21-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 8-21-2017 at 11:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait - Eclipse? We don't have to wait a bunch of years. We can enjoy it all day everyday.







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posted on 8-21-2017 at 11:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
^This pOOster gets it.

ETA: Forgot to mention that I did buy some of those special eclipse glasses but I'm a bit concerned they were fakes as my eyes are now a bit scratchy after trying them on and looking directly at the moon.

[Edited on 8-21-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 8-22-2017 at 12:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The eclipse lasted less than an hour but this thread will live forever (in infamy).





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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