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posted on 8-4-2017 at 10:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

There's been some discussion regarding threads getting too cluttered with chicanery and foolishness of late, so I figured we could try out a non-specific, mostly wrestling related thread in an effort to take the pressure off the main threads. In days gone by, most of this shit could be relegated to the hinterlands of Parts Unknown down in the bowels of OO, but it's a bit hard holding fOOlks attention down there considering how little traffic it gets.

Mabey you have something wrestling related to discuss that goes off into esoterica and minutia which may make most dizzy if they attempted to keep up or you're keen on being a gif-posting shithead that exhausts the patience of peOOple that just want some quick and easy wrasslin' info, well, that shit can go here.

So, if it isn't directly related to the main threads regarding RAM, SD, and especially Rumo(u)rs, most wrasslin' pontificatin', theorizin', shit, gifs, videos, winking in-jokes/conversations go here. That's not to say these things still can't be done in those threads, but mayhap tightening things up with some self-traffic-copping and specificity can Make OO Great Agayn! #MOOGA



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Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 8-5-2017 at 12:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I like the mix of serious analysis mixed in with(or getting derailed by) goofyness and madness about she-males, hate boners for Enzo and random shots at Paige and Berto.

It's probably how WWE's creative meetings go.

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I like the mix of serious analysis mixed in with(or getting derailed by) goofyness and madness about she-males, hate boners for Enzo and random shots at Paige and Berto.

It's probably how WWE's creative meetings go.


Hate boner for Enzo: Check (Aboot 6:40 in)



Random shots of Paige and Berto: Discount Double Check





Shemale goofiness and madness: Check yo self befo' ya wreck yo self.







Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 8-6-2017 at 04:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That Gotch interview actually looks like it could be pretty good; he doesn't look like he's coming across as overly bitter (at least in the clips) like a lot of guys do when they burn some bridges by slagging HHH or Cena.... most of his criticisms seem to be directed at disorganization in the WWE, and Enzo being a spaz in the ring, which is already the general consensus.
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 01:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Luke Harper and Sin Cara have been teaming up at house shows.



I hereby dub them Team Eyes Without A Face





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For fuck's sake when they are taking that mask off Hunico's face? It's been 6 years Triple H, project Sin Cara is a failure.
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King of Dong Style! King of Dong Style!

Mick Foley had some fun in Ireland with Joey Ryan.




And the following highlight was Killjoy Jim Cornette having his usual shit-fit about it later. Like, "it's insulting to wrestling" because wrestling is so serious, like the opera and all. Foley gave Jim a shot back later, pointing out that several hundred people in the audience had a great time, as the entire thing is supposed to be all about anyway.





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posted on 8-7-2017 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I hereby dub them Team Eyes Without A Face


They've got no human race?

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posted on 8-7-2017 at 04:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
King of Dong Style! King of Dong Style!

Mick Foley had some fun in Ireland with Joey Ryan.




And the following highlight was Killjoy Jim Cornette having his usual shit-fit about it later. Like, "it's insulting to wrestling" because wrestling is so serious, like the opera and all. Foley gave Jim a shot back later, pointing out that several hundred people in the audience had a great time, as the entire thing is supposed to be all about anyway.



Matte seemingly refuses to enter this into the finishers showdown. Does Matte have a thing for tennis rackets? Does Cornette have a thing for trannies? Have Matte and Cornette ever been seen together in the same place at the same time?





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les yeux sans visage. Great, now I've got that fuckin' Billy Idol song stuck in my fuckin' brain.





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And the following highlight was Killjoy Jim Cornette having his usual shit-fit about it later. Like, "it's insulting to wrestling" because wrestling is so serious, like the opera and all. Foley gave Jim a shot back later, pointing out that several hundred people in the audience had a great time, as the entire thing is supposed to be all about anyway.


Love me some Jimmy C, but motherfuck dude, it's just guys with a multi-million-dollar production budget reaching into the minds of their 9-year-old-selves grab-bagging some slap-and-tickle antics thusly divesting middle-class-jabronis of their hard-earned discretionary entertainment dollars. Duh.

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When I'm far from home,
Don't call me on the phone,
To tell me you're alone,
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It's easy to tease,
But hard to get release...



Diane, all is going according to plan. Next I conVince them to enter the Black Lodge by enticing them with vaguely trans-esque Chyna gifs and then the full-on Braziladyboy experience. Today I didn't even have to use my A.K., I got to say it was a gOOd day.

Also, I ship Harper/Sin Whatever. Big Generic White Guy + Whippity-Dippity Hispano Guy pairing always gets my support*.



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Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 8-7-2017 at 05:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Someone seriously needs to tell Jimmy during one of those shoots to knock it the fuck off already. No one except real marks agree with him and, despite all the endless fucking bitching via sentences so long he's out of breath when he's finally finished saying them, he's just another damn carny himself.





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Someone seriously needs to tell Jimmy during one of those shoots to knock it the fuck off already. No one except real marks agree with him and, despite all the endless fucking bitching via sentences so long he's out of breath when he's finally finished saying them, he's just another damn carny himself.


As I've said before, I think it's, to some degree, a gimmick. Cornette's hardcore fans and subscribers lap that shit up. You're right, he absolutely is a carny - which means he is trying to sell you something all the time. Nothing more oldschool than kayfabin' on the smarks.





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For fuck's sake when they are taking that mask off Hunico's face? It's been 6 years Triple H, project Sin Cara is a failure.


I get that on one hand it's nice that the WWE owns the Sin Cara gimmick (and that you could throw pretty much anyone into the mask), and the masks are probably a nice seller with the kids, but you would have figured that Kalisto would have filled that spot by now.

Maybe he's there to be to Mexico tours, and Latinos in general what Jinder is to the Indian crowds.

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posted on 8-7-2017 at 06:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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For fuck's sake when they are taking that mask off Hunico's face? It's been 6 years Triple H, project Sin Cara is a failure.


I'd much prefer him stay as mid-level JTTS luchador Sin Cara over super jobber vato Hunico.

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*Offer not valid in New York/New Jersey/Marble-Mouthed Everything's-Better-In-The-City/Nuke-Bait/Goomba Cancer-Themed Regions Of The U.S. By Which I Mean The Entirety Of The Northeastern United States.








Braun Strowman guy.

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From the Rumors thread:

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Seth Rollins breaks Cena's nose, nearly cripples Sting, dislocates Finn Balor's shoulder, and no one says a word.

Shin Nakamura gives Cena a headache and EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS








Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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Not to sound callous, but should the Cena injury really be held against Rollins, especially on the same level as the fuck ups with Sting and Balor?

Orton once fucked Batista's nose in a regular brawl and CJ Parker almost drove Kevin Owens's nose into his brain with an open palm strike. Timing a nice looking shot to the face is fucking hard.

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It almost looks as though Cena thought it might just be a simple belly to back suplex.





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Amazing GIF work Janster.

Now if you can make one with Carmella and Beckie scissoring that'd be much appreciated!





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Amazing GIF work Janster.

Now if you can make one with Carmella and Beckie scissoring that'd be much appreciated!


Ah, the siren song of my mentor Eric Cartman hearing 'Sail Away' by Styx or The Lawnmower Jan reading, "Do a funny movin' pitcher 'puter storee, Jantard!". Despite my desire to see the entirety of Broiler's Northeast Region of the U.S. irradiated off the map notwithstanding, how can I not oblige?



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Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 8-11-2017 at 04:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You deserve an Oscar.


And potentially an ankle bracelet but definitely an Oscar.





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Scissor me timbers!
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posted on 8-11-2017 at 08:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Coulda used a donut bumpin' scene. Maybe they'll have one in the sequel.





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OOOH YEEAAAAH SCISSOR!
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