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janerd75
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posted on 6-9-2017 at 04:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Only Poop Gifs and Dick Jones

Again, when it's bOOardie time I want you all to remember who made this happen. But Jantard, you ask, "If someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" Motherfuck, at this point I'd shove a Mossburg up my ass, pull the trigger and bark lead. Regardless, CCharger's the name framed in this blame game come vOOting time.

Poop gif ahoy hoy!!!













And now everybody give a warm round of applause to the greatest Senior President in OCP history, here's Mr. Richard "Dick" Jones!!!





Aww fuck, what do you people want now?!?! Oh. OHHHHHHH. Dick JOKES. That's fine, I guess, but I figured everyone would want to hear about the wonderful and exciting consumer products hitting the market in 1987 from the world's finest mega-corporation dedicated to meeting the needs of virtually every consumer, as well as its groundbreaking and innovative non-profit operations, such as city replacement and military-grade, death-cannon-arm equipped, buggy sentinel robots. Oh well, your loss.













Lol, I got you all agayn! Those are dick gifs, not jokes. Okay here's the only one I know that I made up. It's a little esoteric so work with me here:

My dick's so big it takes Mr. Spock to read its mind and Dr. Spock to teach it how to read.

Lol, I got you all agayn agayn 'cause the second and third part of that joke are far more realistic than the first. Oh.



You got it doll! Now pick them scabs and loosen up for the Lawnmower Jan, 'cause here cums a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!



Thanks for playing everyone! Remember C-C-h-a-r-g-e-r spells Jackass of the Year for making this happen! Here, have a sexy, hypnotic slice of hot NSFW ass for your troubles!

Man, am I ever happy you didn't suggest racist gifs! That's why I only used gifs of monkeys so I wouldn't get in trouble. WHEW, was that ever close!

Lol, is, was, and ever will be! So I don't spook the normies, and balance the scales of justice for that last one, here's some bonus classy white bitch action!!!!



Agayn, 'member to send your complaints to CCharger@CCharger.CCharger

[Edited on 6-9-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 6-9-2017 at 06:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As I worked my way through your post Janerd I went from grossed out, to chuckling, to ending on just feeling sad.

In the spirit of this thread I would imagine those are all thoughts that go through Janerds sexual partners minds when they see him naked...

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posted on 6-9-2017 at 07:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote






Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-9-2017 at 02:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Flash
As I worked my way through your post Janerd I went from grossed out, to chuckling, to ending on just feeling sad.

In the spirit of this thread I would imagine those are all thoughts that go through Janerds sexual partners minds when they see him naked...


YASS, that's the spirit of joke making!



Oh, my beloved Canadian Bearpaws, you'll always be the Cas to my Dean.







Because he promised me something wonderful if that handy in the Walmart parking lot was to his satisfaction.



[Edited on 6-9-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 6-9-2017 at 04:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We've reached Peak Janerd everyone.

I'm so, so sorry.





"I don't watch the show, Paul. Why would I watch the show?"

"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

-- The Rick

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posted on 6-9-2017 at 05:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh man, it's Chargy! Wonder what he's got to say...



quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
We've reached Peak Janerd everyone.

I'm so, so sorry.


What the what now?!?!



My Dear Good Man Whose Fault This Is, I have not yet begun to peak. The OO Basement is a strange and wonderful place, no? Yes. YES. YES!!!!!!













[Edited on 6-9-2017 by janerd75]





"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-11-2017 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote






Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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