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janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 05:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
South Florida Stories

Gee, Janerd, why are you such a silly willy all the time? Welp, when you've been in country this long, you're bound to go a little mad. Oh, and the face eating zombies don't help neither.

Just offering up a lil' taste of where I unfortunately call home. I believe some of the esteemed fellOOws here were one-time residents on the tip end of 'Murica's donger, so I'd be curious to know what was your...IT...was that made you throw your shit in your car and head north, never to return to Paradise's Asshole agayn. And I'd also like to hear from fellOOw fucking morons that either can't or *shudders* won't leave this festering, sweltering, H.I.V. infection capital of the U.S. and A. Is not niiiice!

Please enjoy these incidents which all took place roughly five miles from my house!







http://wsvn.com/news/local/teen-arrested-after-woman-violently-thrown-into-pool/



http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/flight-cancellations-cause-chaos-at-florida-airport/ar-BBAVX4N?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout



Bonus Miami! With face eating!!!















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posted on 5-10-2017 at 02:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did someone say Florida?







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 5-10-2017 at 04:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
All right. Here's one.

I'm from Orlando, which is its own special kind of hell hole, so i didn't often do down south. About ten years ago, I was home for a couple of months and decided to see some buddies down there. One guy named TJ lived in Hollywood.

First off, it's a long fucking drive. Close to the end of such drive, I see a car parked on a sidewalk with what appeared to be a man stuck headfirst through a broken windshield (like, with feet dangling over the hood of the car), who looked very much not alive. I did not stop to investigate (it's South Florida, right?). I did tell TJ about it, and we spent the next two hours drinking and checking the police beat. Nothing. We drove by a few hours later. Nothing was there.

Forget about it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

[Edited on 5-10-2017 by denverpunk]

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posted on 5-29-2017 at 04:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A reminder today that Florida Man comes in all colours and crosses the full economic spectrum from hideously poor to outrageously wealthy:

http://deadspin.com/tiger-woods-busted-for-dui-1795632630







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 5-30-2017 at 06:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When The Urge™ overcomes your better judgment, you just gotta it.







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posted on 6-4-2017 at 08:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was at Ft. Lauderdale airport the week before that Spirit fiasco happened; we were waiting on an Air Canada flight back to Toronto and the Delta flight which shares the same waiting area was indefinitely delayed/cancelled (I think it was going to Cincinnati or something)... you basically had like 50 Canadians sitting there quietly on the floor as what seemed like 300 very pissed off Delta passengers shouted, screamed, stood on chairs and swore at the Delta folks... who in turn just yelled, and shouted at them back. You could see all the Canuck's just kind of looking at one another wondering if there was going to be a riot... turns out the pilot just didn't show up and they had no idea where he was.
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posted on 6-5-2017 at 12:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And you didn't even tell me you were in town.







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posted on 6-5-2017 at 03:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ah, we were barely in town; We went right from the flight to the cruise port when we came in, and then on the way home we had like 7 hours to kill from departing the cruise to catching our flight so we grabbed a cab to some mall that was a weird mix of being really fancy with a Macy's, but also a wack of those stores that seem dedicated to products you'd find sold on infomercials at 3am... then trying to find a cab that could accommodate the five of us back to the airport was beyond frustrating as the cab we called just didn't both coming which resulted in me trying to flag down a cab for the better part of an hour before I found a minivan cab.
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posted on 7-20-2017 at 05:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote





https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-shoots-tires-t-054741421.html

[Edited on 7-20-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 7-20-2017 at 07:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nebraska avenue is an awful place, iirc. Don't find yourself there while in Tampa at the wrong time of night around the labor district.
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