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Author: Subject: Rumour Crap 2017: PT 2
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posted on 8-26-2017 at 03:01 PM Edit Post
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Vince is gonna ask Linda to ask Donny to re-legalize lead in paint and gasoline so we end up with more guys like Enzo just because he thinks folks like that are so goddamn funny.


Undoubtedly Enzo will be great. He will be huge. He will be so greatly, huge, Enzo will be the most bigly great huge thing since ever. Since sliced bread. And let me tell you about sliced bread. No one knows sliced bread like me. I once owned a casino that sliced bread ...

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posted on 8-26-2017 at 05:30 PM Edit Post
Not that it's ever gonna happen in these days of 100% scripted promos but it would be beyond hilarious if Enzo had a spastic encounter of some kind with someone who can think on their feet (like Ambrose, or Miz, or Alexa) and they simply said to him "what's wrong with you? lemme guess, you ate too many paint chips when you were a baby?".





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posted on 8-27-2017 at 08:39 PM Edit Post
* Bad incident at an AAA event last night. In a triple-threat match Sexy Star put an armbar on Rosemary and legit injured her on purpose by using the move to cause an arm dislocation. Rosemary will miss some time but luckily the injury isn't as severe as originally reported. Twitter blew up last night with most of the GFW women blasting Star for her recklessness and overall attitude. Apparently Vampiro made Star go back to the ring and apologize but it came across as totally insincere. The backstage atmosphere was described as awful with the third woman in the match, Lady Shani, wanting to get at Star because Star was trying to injure her too.

Footage here. It's pretty bad.




[Edited on 8/27/2017 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 8-27-2017 at 10:24 PM Edit Post
Does this end a person's career? Like....who would want to work with her ever again after this? Or is it a "someone gets revenge and fucks her up and then it's all good the end" kinda like baseball and the "code" of nailing people with the ball?





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Essentially every post I made this year that ended up as Janerdís bio.


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posted on 8-27-2017 at 11:11 PM Edit Post
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That looks like she's working. Clips from Pride when someone's elbow blows out show the attacker applying constant pressure and pushing his hips up to move the fulcrum and allow for pulling the victim's hand arm past straight. Sexy's shoulders hitting the mat are a limiting factor in how far Rosemary's elbow got stretched. It's definitely deliberate, and injuries happen even when everyone's on the same page, but there's room for this to be a work. Stay tuned.

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posted on 8-27-2017 at 11:35 PM Edit Post
If the reactions of the other women wrestlers is genuine then it seems like Sexy Star is kind of universally despised, and was even before this due to her general attitude and because to her being over-pushed (in their opinion). Reading between the lines it looks to me like she has protection, from Vampiro and whoever else has the stroke in AAA, because she's also being openly blamed for Taya Valkyrie being stripped of the women's title and signing with GFW. So who knows if she'll retire or if anything will even happen to her because of this? Justice would be someone taking her out for good but odds are greater that after this none of the other women will get in the ring with her again.

Rosemary's injury has been updated to include some kind of a triceps tear as well, severity of which is unknown at the moment.





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 02:46 AM Edit Post
All I knew about Star was that she was 1) sexy, like the same says and b) 'popular'. Appaaaaarently not back stage, she ain't (popular). That's a clown move, brah... er, sis. Rosemary always seemed to be a really good team player, especially during the Broken Era. She probably doesn't deserve this kinda crap from a diva (not in the WWE Diva sense, either).
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posted on 8-28-2017 at 04:54 AM Edit Post
https://twitter.com/WeAreRosemary/status/901970530684866560





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 04:57 AM Edit Post
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Does this end a person's career? Like....who would want to work with her ever again after this? Or is it a "someone gets revenge and fucks her up and then it's all good the end" kinda like baseball and the "code" of nailing people with the ball?


You would imagine that intentionally injuring your "partner" in the ring would be like THE cardinal sin in wrestling right? I mean you are essentially trusting your life in some spots to people, so for someone to take advantage of that trust and physical vulnerability you would think that would be a quick way to being shown out the door; and/or no one being willing to work with you ever again.

History tells us though that if you are Perry Saturn you get the Moppy gimmick, and if you are JBL you have to job to the blue meanie... I think Hard core Holly had to job to Sylvain Grenier(?)... so not exactly a harsh punishment.

Maybe it's dealt with in a such a lax way because shooting on your opponent, or stiffing someone is about as old as the business itself, and has been part of the history of dealing with guys with too big of a head, leaving the territory, or holding up a promoter for a pay day... I remember in one of the Rumbles Guerrero, Benoit, and Holly just chopping the shit out of Daniel Puder; odds are Vince opted to look the other way on that one because of the whole Angle/Puder fiasco... or you've got Verne Gagne actively putting a bounty on someone (Sheikh) breaking Hogan's leg when he left the AWA.

If anyone ever does a paper on wrestlers code of ethics/justice and the whole locker room traditions and all that jazz it would probably be one of the more interesting reads.

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 02:39 PM Edit Post
* Asuka will make her first appearance at TLC and will be on the RAW brand

* The Observer reports that part of Enzo's backstage heat is that he brags about his living in LA and how much money he makes/spends.

* Lo Ki left GFW because they asked him to lead the X Division, but he wanted to remain in the World Title picture.





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 03:42 PM Edit Post
I'm sure Enzo didn't endear himself by posting a picture of his (face value) $10k ticket to the M/Mc fight Saturday....

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 03:56 PM Edit Post
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* The Observer reports that part of Enzo's backstage heat is that he brags about his living in LA and how much money he makes/spends.



Wouldn't be a surprise, considering how big a deal he makes of wearing a new pair of limited edition Jordans in every televised match. I'm sure he's got a hookup to re-sell them after, but jeez.

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 04:25 PM Edit Post
I love that on Enzo's $10k ticket it says that $1 from the ticket sale will be given to amateur unarmed combat in Nevada... so generous. (I get that that this is probably standard boiler plate on all tickets, even the cheap ones).

I think it was the most recent Bring it to the Table that Graves touched on the Enzo heat; he basically said that Enzo lives IS his character 24/7. I'm sure he does okay enough off merch' and showing up on TV most of the time, but man... you'd think he'd realize that he's not exactly destined to move up the card any further, that his gimmick probably has a shelf life, and hey... pissing off all of your co-workers isn't the best idea. If Ric Flair can go broke living the gimmick anyone can.

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 05:03 PM Edit Post
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I'm sure Enzo didn't endear himself by posting a picture of his (face value) $10k ticket to the M/Mc fight Saturday....



FWIW, WWE.com covered him being at the fight, taking photos with Jamie Foxx, Chance The Rapper, and Jeremy Piven.

http://www.wwe.com/article/enzo-amore-in-attendance-for-mayweather-vs-mcgregor

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 05:27 PM Edit Post
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I'm sure Enzo didn't endear himself by posting a picture of his (face value) $10k ticket to the M/Mc fight Saturday....

I, too, love how $1 of the ticket price goes toward supporting Amateur Unarmed Combat in the state of Nevada, and the other 9999$ mostly went into Pretty Boy's Moneybags.

And would this work as a "reboot" of the Million Dollar Man? Enzo Amore, The Jet-Setting Jersey Motormouth? What I'm getting at, is what if they're embracing his "big-time douchebro" self, and sending him to things to get his photo taken with the other big-time douchebags. Not -likely-, I know; he probably paid for his own ticket and everything. I guess I'm bored and my imagination kicked in.

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 05:50 PM Edit Post
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Does this end a person's career? Like....who would want to work with her ever again after this?


Hold my beer.

[Edited on 8-28-2017 by royberto]

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posted on 8-28-2017 at 06:23 PM Edit Post
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Does this end a person's career? Like....who would want to work with her ever again after this?


Hold my beer.

[Edited on 8-28-2017 by royberto]


Roy wins.

I feel like it's time to haze someone else now. Someone just teach him our secret handshake*.






* Not Janerd.





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 07:32 PM Edit Post
God DK, now I gotta put all my special handshake equipment away.







quote:
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Essentially every post I made this year that ended up as Janerdís bio.


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posted on 8-28-2017 at 07:47 PM Edit Post
What did Jarrett do? Serious question.





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posted on 8-28-2017 at 08:29 PM Edit Post
Well, the whole place was run by people who refused to pay Daffney' s medical bills after she had her career ended, so maybe that?
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posted on 8-28-2017 at 08:50 PM Edit Post
Also after Zema Ion was nearly paralyzed the scummy diots made a public announcement that said that they'd look after him then did jack shit as they let the all the burden fall on Zema's family.
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posted on 8-28-2017 at 08:53 PM Edit Post
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God DK, now I gotta put all my special handshake equipment away.




You never disappoint man. Hahahaha





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posted on 8-29-2017 at 01:59 AM Edit Post
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History tells us though that if you are Perry Saturn you get the Moppy gimmick, and if you are JBL you have to job to the blue meanie... I think Hard core Holly had to job to Sylvain Grenier(?)... so not exactly a harsh punishment.



Perry claimed to be out on his feet and realized he was out of control and tried to dump the jobber from the ring while he got control of himself. But, when he dumped him, he did it in a way where the jobber really could have gotten hurt. Honestly, I tend to think that Saturn wasn't totally responsible for his actions.

In JBL's case, the jobbing to Meanie meant several unprotected chair shots delivered with intent. Basically, Meanie and Stevie Richards got a free pass to beat the shit out of JBL and they did.

I don't remember the Holly/Grenier case.





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posted on 8-29-2017 at 05:42 AM Edit Post
Yeah, I felt a bit conflicted about including Saturn on that list as I knew he had said that he was pretty out on his feet at the time... but then I thought; he did mess up enough that the WWE did feel compelled to punish him, and said punishment amounted to Moppy... which just underscores the point that they largely don't do a whole lot.

I think Meanie just got the one chair shot on JBL- and even his win came via Batista interference... Now going back and watching the vid' it was a stiff chair shot even by that era's standards, but I'm thinking JBL bladed for the spot, so it probably looked worse than it was... in saying that; who knows, maybe his did bust him open hard way.

As for Holly; my bad, it was Dupree, not Grenier; in a nutshell Dupree had asked if he could use Holly's rental car; Holly said no problem. Problem was Dupree got a ticket and didn't tell Bob about it- fast forward a few months and Holly has his license suspended and a bench warrant issued over the fiasco causing him to have to miss a weekends worth of shows and pay for the flight to Spokane to clear up the ticket. Apparently Holly gave Dupree a few chances to apologize/own up to it and he kept dodging him on it, so Holly kinda jumped him in the ring... Vince fined Holly $10k for doing it in the ring, but Dupree eventually owned up to it afterwards.

Holly also separate from the Rumble chop fest with Purer stiffed him individually in the ring as Purer was running his mouth about beating Bob multiple times on the house show circuit. Given the whole going into business for himself bit with Angle it sounds like there wasn't any heat on him for the Puder bit as Puder was universally despised backstage.

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