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posted on 7-11-2017 at 10:50 PM Edit Post
I knew what you meant, you old scalawag!





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posted on 7-11-2017 at 11:03 PM Edit Post
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I knew what you meant, you old scalawag!


Scalawag? Did...did you just pirate-shame me? That's it, feud's back on.





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posted on 7-11-2017 at 11:42 PM Edit Post
Scalawag is how pirates used to describe their catamites.

Jarrett is smart enough to exploit a moment. All GFW has to do to not look crappy for having Alberto on their payroll is to re-write the current script and change it to the reason why LAX is after him is because he refuses to pay what he owes them for all the coke.

[Edited on 7/11/2017 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-11-2017 at 11:50 PM Edit Post
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I hope at bare minimum they've got some backchannel communications with her


Time to rehire Brad Maddox, I guess.





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 02:41 AM Edit Post
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But seriously folks, outside of the E outright dropping her for the obvious business reasons we've been talking about, I hope at bare minimum they've got some backchannel communications with her and her people and help her to split from that nutter.




Inappropriate jokes aside, it can't help that every voice in the wrestling world right now, both wrestlers and fans, is telling Paige to cut Alberto El Patron loose while she still has the chance. Ever try to convince a friend or family member that his or her significant other is bad news? Nine times out of 10, it just makes them dig in their heels. Now imagine hearing that from thousands upon thousands of people.

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posted on 7-12-2017 at 04:45 PM Edit Post
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Global Force Wrestling issued the following announcement:

Global Force Wrestling has indefinitely suspended Alberto El Patron, effective immediately, until the investigation is resolved following a recent incident in Orlando, Florida.

As PWInsider.com first reported, Patron is currently under investigation by the Orlando Police Department for alleged domestic violence battery following an incident on Sunday July 9th.

The incident involved current WWE Talent Paige based on audio and photos that have leaked since our initial reporting.

Since the initial report, members of Paige's family have come out publicly against Patron while Paige herself has claimed that the incident was one that was caused by a woman throwing water on Alberto after Paige received bad news about her sick uncle. However that woman has come forward and was interviewed by Heavy.com admitting that she was the one that recorded the audio that was published by TMZ and claiming that the argument between the two included allegations made by Paige of drug use by Patron in the two days leading to the incident.

Patron has not commented publicly since the investigation was reported. GFW had previously promised to conduct their own investigation.

www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=110896


If this one actually sticks for more than a few weeks, a la Bram, then I'll give respect to GFW for doing the right thing here.





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 06:24 PM Edit Post
A nice gesture I guess... but since they've already taped far in advance, this is kinda like suspending a high school student during Summer vacation.





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 08:35 PM Edit Post
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A nice gesture I guess... but since they've already taped far in advance, this is kinda like suspending a high school student during Summer vacation.


Seeing how much summer work my nephews get nowadays they'd probably welcome it.





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 11:18 PM Edit Post
* Paige crossing the border into classic battered woman in denial behaviour with "it's all my fault" explanation for the Orlando airport incident:

http://411mania.com/wrestling/paige-says-she-was-aggressor-in-airport-incident-provides-her-version-of-story/

Next up "it's OK, I fell down the stairs (five times in a row)" to explain the bruises





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 11:46 PM Edit Post
Oh, come on, we've all been there before. We say things we don't mean. I mean, who among us can't say that they've ever told a significant other during an argument that we wished that their loved one would die, seemingly have them follow us everywhere we go, and lash out at anyone who would dare try to come near them?

Oh wait, none of us have (I hope). I have had times in my life when I have been mad at somebody, its normal. However, I have never wished death upon one of their family members, like Del Rio did to her. That's not a lovers spat, that's being a sociopath.

[Edited on 7-12-2017 by anglefan85]





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 11:51 PM Edit Post
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I have never wished death upon one of their family members, like Del Rio did to her. That's not a lovers spat, that's being a sociopath.

[Edited on 7-12-2017 by anglefan85]


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posted on 7-13-2017 at 12:24 AM Edit Post
This is my favorite part:

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She said then that a crazy lady decides to leave whatever shes doing and follow us and invade our privacy in the completely low way. Only low life people would do.


Yeah, too bad more people can't be upper crust like you two-- having loud ass arguments and throwing drinks on each other in public.

They both sound like pieces of fucking shit if you ask me. They're like, one tick away from being shirtless on an episode of Cops.





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 12:34 AM Edit Post
Man, has Alberto El Patron always been such a piece of shit, or has his Scarface-adjacent coke habit changed his brain chemistry over the last year?
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posted on 7-13-2017 at 01:30 AM Edit Post
Just to play devil's advocate; but say Paige's version of events is true; is there a point where the WWE flips the script and does their own Paige has been suspended pending investigation... As they've done for other male talent being abusive to their partner, or at least causing a public commotion as they have in the past (selectively, see Austin) allegedly with Rose and Rhino.

What a no win situation for the WWE- they cut her loose, and with 2 wellness strikes against her, appearing on TNA, standing next to and holding hands with a guy who runs down your product in interviews, and now this most recent public meltdown (I won't hold the leaked vids against her- poor judgement, but still a personal matter) they'd be well within their rights to cut her loose- and who knows- it worked for Eddie so it might even be good for her; but if things go off the rails there are always going to be they should have done more comments.

Given that stuff was filmed in April we should probably be getting a release date for Fighting with my Family soon, and with that maybe a bit more of an idea of what's going to happen- I mean yeah they'd want her for promotion, but I can't imagine they'd want ADR following along with her.

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posted on 7-13-2017 at 01:46 AM Edit Post
Gonna be fun at the movie premiere when the people the film is based on won't be there because they're too much of an embarrassment to associate with in public.

FYI this will be the second time that Lena Headey portrayed Saraya Knight in a movie.



[Edited on 7/13/2017 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 02:00 AM Edit Post
Re-railing the thread a bit, the usual places have been reporting that Brock was exceptionally happy with his match with Joe and has been pushing to work with him again. There's been some rumbling of a Brock/Joe/Reigns triple threat at SummerSlam, or possibly the addition of Braun to make it a fatal 4-way.





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 02:09 AM Edit Post
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* Paige crossing the border into classic battered woman in denial behaviour with "it's all my fault" explanation for the Orlando airport incident:

http://411mania.com/wrestling/paige-says-she-was-aggressor-in-airport-incident-provides-her-version-of-story/

Next up "it's OK, I fell down the stairs (five times in a row)" to explain the bruises
So she basically admits to falsely accusing the other woman of throwing the drink in Alberto's face and thinks the other woman is the crazy lady and the lowlife?

Do people now see why people were calling her a trainwreck?

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posted on 7-13-2017 at 04:05 AM Edit Post
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Re-railing the thread a bit, the usual places have been reporting that Brock was exceptionally happy with his match with Joe and has been pushing to work with him again. There's been some rumbling of a Brock/Joe/Reigns triple threat at SummerSlam, or possibly the addition of Braun to make it a fatal 4-way.


Brock vs. Joe vs. Reigns vs. Strowman would be an epic main event and I want it to happen. I hope Strowman fucks up Reigns and Joe after they go at least 20 minutes next week, therefore causing the match to end in a no decision and leaving the door open for this to be our Summerslam main event!





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 04:29 AM Edit Post
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Re-railing the thread a bit, the usual places have been reporting that Brock was exceptionally happy with his match with Joe and has been pushing to work with him again. There's been some rumbling of a Brock/Joe/Reigns triple threat at SummerSlam, or possibly the addition of Braun to make it a fatal 4-way.


Brock vs. Joe vs. Reigns vs. Strowman would be an epic main event and I want it to happen. I hope Strowman fucks up Reigns and Joe after they go at least 20 minutes next week, therefore causing the match to end in a no decision and leaving the door open for this to be our Summerslam main event!


Yeah, the Four-Way main event is often a cop-out, but in this case, it might be the ideal use of all guys involved. It keeps two hot feuds going but lets them seem a little fresher with all the cross-pollination. Not to mention then the outcome's more in doubt because you can have Brock lose the title without him actually 'losing'.





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 07:12 AM Edit Post
I guess it's not a rumour or anything but

**spoiler**

Kyle O'Reilly showed up in NXT tonight. So that's pretty awesome since he's pretty great. Really think he can be a standout in the WWE umbrella, even if he's stuck being a cruiserweight or something.


**spoiler over**






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posted on 7-13-2017 at 02:34 PM Edit Post
* talk is that there's backstage heat on Enzo and Big Cass, for different reasons: Enzo apparently had some kind of "incident" on a tour bus last month that resulted in Roman Reigns having the vehicle stopped and Enzo kicked off of it, and it's been followed up by Enzo getting the "Miz treatment" at shows where he's not allowed to dress in the locker room and has to do it in the hall instead; Enzo's also apparently been fairly vocal about being broken up with Cass; Big Cass though is in milder heat because apparently he's a big Trump supporter, and allegedly most of the other performers aren't, and has been rubbing people the wrong way when he decides to talk politics





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 02:46 PM Edit Post
* Speculation is heating up that Kurt Angle's "secret" will somehow involve Dixie Carter. RAW will be live from Nashville next week, and Dixie has been playing coy about the possibility on Twitter.





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 02:49 PM Edit Post
And that's why Enzo and Big Cass were split up. It punishes Enzo for whatever infraction of the WWE code of ethics he's done and it rewards Big Cass for supporting Vince's best friend.

I'm surprised more of these guys didn't think to just blab on and on about how much they love Donald Trump, even if they loathe him, as it is probably the easiest way to bet approved for a massive push to the top from Vince.





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posted on 7-13-2017 at 03:48 PM Edit Post
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* talk is that there's backstage heat on Enzo and Big Cass, for different reasons: Enzo apparently had some kind of "incident" on a tour bus last month that resulted in Roman Reigns having the vehicle stopped and Enzo kicked off of it


It's funny to think that Reigns is now THE locker room guy... I mean I know the top guy usually has the stroke with Vince and management, but if this rumour is true then it would imply he also largely calls the shots in the locker room as well.

I know there will always be this frat mentality to the WWE, but with bullying, HR issues, the last of the old territory guys being gone and all that other nonsense I'd kinda figured that stuff like this was largely gone, or at least fading.

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posted on 7-13-2017 at 04:33 PM Edit Post
If real life Enzo is anything like wrestler Enzo, he deserves all the shit they give him and then some.





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