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Author: Subject: Rumour Crap 2017: PT 2
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posted on 5-2-2017 at 03:33 PM Edit Post
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* Sean Waltman no-showed an event in England on the weekend because he got arrested at LAX; no word yet on what charges he's facing but apparently it's a felony; he was released on $35K bail after about 18 hours in lock-up; best smark comment about this incident was seen on 411Mania with a "him trying to shit in someone's luggage obviously didn't go as planned" narrowly nudging out "it's not 1998 anymore, you can't give suck it signs to TSA" in the early running.
He was busted on possession of meth and weed:

http://411mania.com/wrestling/sean-waltman-was-arrested-for-meth-weed/

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posted on 5-2-2017 at 03:34 PM Edit Post
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In random ass news, Billy Corgan has bought the NWA.

[Edited on 5-1-2017 by First 9]

Fuck Billy Corgan with a rusty tire iron.

quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
best smark comment about this incident was seen on 411Mania with a "him trying to shit in someone's luggage obviously didn't go as planned" narrowly nudging out "it's not 1998 anymore, you can't give suck it signs to TSA" in the early running.

Waltman was quoted as telling his attorney :"Apparently giving the co-pilot the Bronco Buster during pre-flight boarding is frowned upon these days."

ETA: TMZ is reporting that Waltman was arrested for trying to transport meth and weed through customs to the UK and also had a warrant for a prior DUI.


Some grapplin' gossip:

* Vince and Co. were apparently "thrilled" with the way the finish of Strowman/Reigns went down. They believed Braun got over great as the monster heel, and Reigns finally elicited the babyface sympathy they have been craving for him.

* The Strowman injury is just storyline because they want both men to be "nursing serious injuries" going into their Ambulance Match at Extreme Rules. Vince believes having both men bandaged up provides better optics for such a match.

* Dirt sheetz are reporting that the Strowman/Reigns feud will culiminate in a #1 contenders match with Strowman winning and facing Lesnar at Great Balls of Fire. Reigns will interfere and cost Braun the win. Lesnar will then go on to face Balor at SummerSlam with Lesnar winning clean. Strowman and Reigns will also face each other. Again. At SummerSlam. With Reigns winning clean and setting the course for a showdown with Lesnar at Wrestlemania.

* Adam Cole's ROH contract has expired and he is in talks with the company to re-sign. He is also in contact with WWE about an NXT contract.





[Edited on 5-2-2017 by CCharger]

[Edited on 5-2-2017 by CCharger]





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posted on 5-2-2017 at 07:26 PM Edit Post
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In random ass news, Billy Corgan has bought the NWA.

[Edited on 5-1-2017 by First 9]


I've never been a fan of these rock/rap collaborations, but maybe the nostalgia for 80s/90s acts will get it over. 'member Fuck the Police?





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posted on 5-2-2017 at 08:05 PM Edit Post
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Some grapplin' gossip:

* Vince and Co. were apparently "thrilled" with the way the finish of Strowman/Reigns went down. They believed Braun got over great as the monster heel, and Reigns finally elicited the babyface sympathy they have been craving for him.




If "thank you, Strowman" after that post-match beatdown = babyface sympathy for Reigns, I suppose so.





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posted on 5-2-2017 at 08:37 PM Edit Post
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* Vince and Co. were apparently "thrilled" with the way the finish of Strowman/Reigns went down. They believed Braun got over great as the monster heel, and Reigns finally elicited the babyface sympathy they have been craving for him.


wat.





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posted on 5-2-2017 at 08:51 PM Edit Post
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I've never been a fan of these rock/rap collaborations, but maybe the nostalgia for 80s/90s acts will get it over. 'member Fuck the Police?


I lol'd.


And re: the Roman sympathy... fucking HA! at that load of horse dick. I can only imagine that conversation backstage. "Don't worry everyone... we'll just edit out the 'St-' sounds from future broadcasts."





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posted on 5-2-2017 at 09:03 PM Edit Post
Yeah, clearly, this is a rumor that just doesn't make a lot of sense to your average informed viewer, but it is so...well....perfectly WWE as to ring true. I can almost imagine Vince, disconnected from reality and the outside world, surrounded by his yes men in gorilla after that match sipping on a Muscle Milk, convinced that everything is going according to plan.

ETA: Sean Waltman has spoken with TMZ. He denies that he has fallen off the wagon and claims that the pills were to treat a...*clears throat*...yeast infection.

[Edited on 5-2-2017 by CCharger]





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posted on 5-2-2017 at 11:49 PM Edit Post
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ETA: Sean Waltman has spoken with TMZ. He denies that he has fallen off the wagon and claims that the pills were to treat a...*clears throat*...yeast infection.

[Edited on 5-2-2017 by CCharger]


ETA: TMZ is reporting that Waltman was arrested for trying to transport meth and weed through customs to the UK and also had a warrant for a prior DUI.

I want me some weed pills. It would be so much easier to deal with, if I could just take one with my flintstones chewable vitamin in the morning. Unless *gasp* TMZ got the facts wrong?





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posted on 5-3-2017 at 12:28 AM Edit Post
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* Vince and Co. were apparently "thrilled" with the way the finish of Strowman/Reigns went down. They believed Braun got over great as the monster heel, and Reigns finally elicited the babyface sympathy they have been craving for him.

* The Strowman injury is just storyline because they want both men to be "nursing serious injuries" going into their Ambulance Match at Extreme Rules. Vince believes having both men bandaged up provides better optics for such a match.



Surely conventional wrestling wisdom would suggest that if they want babyface sympathy for Reigns they should have Strowman show up on Raw playing up his heel victory and for Reigns to be in worse looking shape for the Ambulance match to get a better reaction for him?

Then again, that might seem too much like sense.

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posted on 5-3-2017 at 12:31 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by CCharger
ETA: Sean Waltman has spoken with TMZ. He denies that he has fallen off the wagon and claims that the pills were to treat a...*clears throat*...yeast infection.

[Edited on 5-2-2017 by CCharger]


ETA: TMZ is reporting that Waltman was arrested for trying to transport meth and weed through customs to the UK and also had a warrant for a prior DUI.

I want me some weed pills. It would be so much easier to deal with, if I could just take one with my flintstones chewable vitamin in the morning. Unless *gasp* TMZ got the facts wrong?


This is Brexit in full effect, when there becomes an issue with either the availability of weed and meth in the UK you know theres issues.

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posted on 5-3-2017 at 12:46 AM Edit Post
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Dirt sheetz are reporting that the Strowman/Reigns feud will culiminate in a #1 contenders match with Strowman winning and facing Lesnar at Great Balls of Fire. Reigns will interfere and cost Braun the win. Lesnar will then go on to face Balor at SummerSlam with Lesnar winning clean. Strowman and Reigns will also face each other. Again. At SummerSlam. With Reigns winning clean and setting the course for a showdown with Lesnar at Wrestlemania.


I'd really like to say that there's no way in fuck the WWE has that much booking planned out in advance, but dammit...it seems plausible.

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posted on 5-3-2017 at 06:51 AM Edit Post
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Some grapplin' gossip:

* Dirt sheetz are reporting that the Strowman/Reigns feud will culiminate in a #1 contenders match with Strowman winning and facing Lesnar at Great Balls of Fire. Reigns will interfere and cost Braun the win. Lesnar will then go on to face Balor at SummerSlam with Lesnar winning clean. Strowman and Reigns will also face each other. Again. At SummerSlam. With Reigns winning clean and setting the course for a showdown with Lesnar at Wrestlemania.





What dissapoints me most about this is a Lesnar/Strowman match being as a simple set up for something else. The legit badass vs the cartoony monster could have been all kinds of fun if they went all in.

[Edited on 5-3-2017 by First 9]

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posted on 5-3-2017 at 01:46 PM Edit Post
Strowman is just a checkpoint to the final destination for Vince which is Roman vs. Brock. That's their big money match in their minds. That's the passing of the torch moment when Roman "gets all the way over". It's Hogan/Andre. It's Bret/Austin. It's Bryan/HHH.





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posted on 5-4-2017 at 04:59 AM Edit Post
* Word is Michael Hayes is to blame for the House of Horrors match. It's being said he has been pitching the match for almost 15 years, and Vince finally gave in.

*On Facebook, a fan posted to Matt Hardy saying he has betrayed the 7 Deities to which Matt replied, "The #7Deities have told me that my #BROKEN CONDISHTION will return fully as soon as the OBSOLETE Owl is fully DELETED."





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posted on 5-4-2017 at 11:43 AM Edit Post
I bet the original pitch for the House of Horros was when Kane was unmasked and having all sorts of gimmick matches. Kane was probably going to get his infamous car battery from the car that would bring him back to the arena.
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posted on 5-4-2017 at 06:24 PM Edit Post
Charlotte is the latest victim of a nude photo hack.

They're easily found with a Google search... but yikes. The company probably could have included those pictures in the House of Horrors match.





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posted on 5-4-2017 at 06:32 PM Edit Post
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I bet the original pitch for the House of Horros was when Kane was unmasked and having all sorts of gimmick matches. Kane was probably going to get his infamous car battery from the car that would bring him back to the arena.


Or if it could've been a gimmick match for the Godfather.

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posted on 5-4-2017 at 10:00 PM Edit Post
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Charlotte is the latest victim of a nude photo hack.

They're easily found with a Google search... but yikes. The company probably could have included those pictures in the House of Horrors match.


So, it's come to this. I thought you were one of the good ones.







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posted on 5-5-2017 at 12:37 AM Edit Post
Her titties look all lopsided. The doctor who did her boob job isn't a very good plastic surgeon.

And her pussy seems... off. It's all shriveled and dehydrated looking. Like it needs to be reconstituted with water or something.





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posted on 5-5-2017 at 12:47 AM Edit Post
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Her titties look all lopsided. The doctor who did her boob job isn't a very good plastic surgeon.

And her pussy seems... off. It's all shriveled and dehydrated looking. Like it needs to be reconstituted with water or something.

Perhaps she should shove an ice dildo up there or something.





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posted on 5-5-2017 at 01:02 AM Edit Post
That's yOOur Queen, a-holes. And maybe she needs a good dude to wet her desert or something.





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posted on 5-5-2017 at 01:41 AM Edit Post
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That's yOOur Queen, a-holes. And maybe she needs a good dude to wet her desert or something.


I don't think I'll have any trouble sitting this one out. After all, there's plenty of old NWA/WCW PPVs on the Network for me to watch if I want to see any disturbing Flair gashes.

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posted on 5-5-2017 at 01:44 AM Edit Post
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* Word is Michael Hayes is to blame for the House of Horrors match. It's being said he has been pitching the match for almost 15 years, and Vince finally gave in.


Sounds legit. At least insofar as it backs up Edge & Christian's story on one of the first episodes of their podcast about PS having a hard-on for a House of Harrs match dating back to the TLC/T.I.T. days. It's actually funny that they brought it up when they did, because a week or two later the match was announced.

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posted on 5-5-2017 at 03:18 AM Edit Post
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That's yOOur Queen, a-holes. And maybe she needs a good dude to wet her desert or something.


I don't think I'll have any trouble sitting this one out. After all, there's plenty of old NWA/WCW PPVs on the Network for me to watch if I want to see any disturbing Flair gashes.




Why you rotten smart-ass infrequent posting lil' fucker. If you could keep your libel to yourself and infuse moar Papa Crunkerisms back into the fold that'd be great.





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posted on 5-5-2017 at 03:37 AM Edit Post
Thanks for the new titties random internet thief who may or may not be Janerd. For the love of all that's Royberto let Beckie be next.

That said, it's always a bit sad when a lady looks better with clothes on.

[Edited on 5-5-2017 by DKBroiler]

[Edited on 5-5-2017 by DKBroiler]





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