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Author: Subject: Fastlane Pick 'em 2017
Katie Vick killer
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posted on 3-1-2017 at 03:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fastlane Pick 'em 2017

8 matches announced so far, so I'll stick with that.

Rich Swan & Akira vs The Brian Kendrick & Noam Bar.
Sami Zyan vs Samoa Joe
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax
Bayley (c) vs Charlotte Flair, Raw Womens Championship
Gallows & Anderson (c) vs Enzo & Big Cass Raw tag team Championship match.
Neville (c) vs Jack Gallagher WWE Cruiserweight Championship match.
Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman
Kevin Owens (c) vs Goldberg WWE Universal title match.

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Katie Vick killer
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posted on 3-2-2017 at 01:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rich Swan and Akira
Samoa Joe
Nia Jax
Charlotte
Enzo and Big Cass
Neville
Roman
Goldberg

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Psychofish
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posted on 3-2-2017 at 04:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rich Swan & Akira
Samoa Joe
Sasha Banks
Charlotte
Enzo & Big Cass
Jack Gallagher
Braun Strowman
Goldberg





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posted on 3-4-2017 at 04:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rich Swan & Akira vs The Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar. (standard heelery win)
Sami Zyan vs Samoa Joe (sheer murder)
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax (essentially a squash, pisses Sasha off but good)
Bayley (c) vs Charlotte Flair, Raw Womens Championship (B. breaks the Evil One's PPV streak, pisses Sasha off even more)
Gallows & Anderson (c) vs Enzo & Big Cass Raw tag team Championship match (due to Enzo fucking up - Cass starts getting pissed off at him)
Neville (c) vs Jack Gallagher WWE Cruiserweight Championship match. (Neville is good as evil king)
Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman (DQ from Braun snapping, too much rule-breaking)
Kevin Owens (c) vs Goldberg WWE Universal title match.(DQ, due to Jericho attacking KO)





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posted on 3-4-2017 at 05:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Swan/Akira
Samoa Joe
Nia Jax
Charlotte (with Sasha turning on Bayley)
Gallows & Anderson (save Enzo and Cass winning the belts for WM)
Neville
Roman (with Braun getting his heat back and destroying Roman post-fall)
Goldberg (I don't even hate Goldberg, but *sigh*)





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posted on 3-4-2017 at 05:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rich Swan & Akira
Samoa Joe
Nia Jax
Charlotte Flair
Gallows & Anderson (c)
Neville (c)
Roman Reigns
Goldberg

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posted on 3-4-2017 at 06:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tozawa/Swann
Samoa Joe
Nia Jaxx
Charlotte
Anderson/Gallows
Neville
Strowman
Goldberg





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posted on 3-4-2017 at 06:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rich Swan & Akira
Samoa Joe
Nia Jax
Charlotte Flair
Gallows & Anderson
Neville
Braun Strowman
Goldberg





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posted on 3-4-2017 at 10:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Swann/Tozawa
Joe
Jax
Charlotte
Gallows/Anderson
Neville
Strowman
Goldberg





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posted on 3-5-2017 at 09:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Swann & Tozawa
Samoa Joe
Sasha Banks
Charlotte
Gallows & Anderson
Neville
Roman Reigns/Braun Strowman-- no contest, double DQ, double countout... something like that with no winner.
Goldberg





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posted on 3-5-2017 at 02:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa over The Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar
Samoa Joe over Sami Zayn
Sasha Banks over Nia Jax
Charlotte Flair over Bayley
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson over Enzo Amore & Big Cass
Neville over Jack Gallagher
Roman Reigns over Braun Strowman
Goldberg over Kevin Owens

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posted on 3-5-2017 at 06:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kendrick & Dar (via nefarious means)
Joe
Sasha
Charlotte
Gallows & Anderson
Neville
Strowman (via Undertaker-ference)
Goldberg





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posted on 3-6-2017 at 01:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tozawa/Swann
Joe
Sasha
Charlotte
Gallows/Anderson
Gallagher
Strowman
Goldie

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posted on 3-12-2017 at 04:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry for the lateness. Paddlefoot being the only person to pick Bayley really stole this round, well played good sir!

Paddlefoot 7/8 87.5% 43pts
G Jonah Jmeson 7/8 87.5% 35 pts
GodEatGod 6/8 75% 31 pts
DevilSoprano 6/8 75% 31 pts
Katie Vick killer 5/8 62.5% 28 pts
Punkerhardcore 6/8 75% 27 pts
Chris is Good517 6/8 62.5% 26 pts
Matte 5/8 62.5% 23 pts
Williamssl 5/8 62.5% 23 pts
Texshark300 5/8 62.5% 20 pts
Jazzman 5/8 62.5% 20 pts
Psychofish 4/8 50% 17 pts

Overall standings

And we that we have a new leader G. Jonah Jameson, congrats dude.

G. Jonah Jameson 17/23 73.9% 81 pts
Williamssl 16/23 69.6% 78 pts
GodEatGod 14/23 60.9% 74 pts
Matte 15/23 65.2% 69 pts
DevilSoprano 14/23 60.9% 65 pts
Katie Vick killer 13/23 56.5% 61 pts
Paddlefoot 10/15 66.6% 58 pts
punkerhardcore 10/15 66.6% 47 pts
Jazzman 9/15 60% 41 pts
Cherokee Jack 9/15 60% 40 pts
Texshark300 8/15 53.3% 38 pts
Psychofish 7/15 46.6% 35 pts
Camstun187 4/7 57.1% 20 pts

See you all back early April for Mania.

[Edited on 12/3/2017 by Katie Vick killer]

[Edited on 12/3/2017 by Katie Vick killer]

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