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Author: Subject: Rumor Crap 2017, pt. 1: The First Hot Steaming Slice!
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posted on 3-23-2017 at 07:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Dude. Get over it. Becky Lynch is midcard at best.


Burn of the Day award winner right there. Sorry Roy, that's a second-degree scorch ya just got.

[Edited on 3/23/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You have a very low standard then. That was as pathetic as it gets.

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posted on 3-23-2017 at 07:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 3-23-2017 at 07:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I assure you I am laughing at you.

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posted on 3-23-2017 at 08:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No where near as funny as your comment on 411 that Alexa Bliss doesn't have a good ass. You sick FREAK!!!





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 3-23-2017 at 09:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cena gave Fallon a SouthPaw T shirt on thet Tonight Show. I think they'll definently do another batch of episodes.

[Edited on 3-23-2017 by First 9]

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posted on 3-23-2017 at 11:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Cena gave Fallon a SouthPaw T shirt on thet Tonight Show. I think they'll definently do another batch of episodes.


Not unless KFC makes with more sponsorship $$$.
I'm sure promoting on the Tonight Show appearance was part of the contract.

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posted on 3-24-2017 at 12:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kane is oficially running for mayor. It's a small town so just might stand chance.

http://www.wcyb.com/news/tennessee/glenn-jacobs-aka-kane-running-for-knox-co-tn-mayor/411499678

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posted on 3-24-2017 at 05:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Bundle of news,

-Bray Wyatt is pushing for his brother to join the Wyatt Family

-Mauro has missed the last few SDs due to depression. No clear idea on when he's coming back.

-Maria and Mike Bennett might be WWE bound.

-The whole point of Cena and Nikki vs The Mizanis might be for Cena to propose to Nikki after the match.

-TNA might coozing up to AAA for a business relationship.

-WWE asked Shawn if he wanted to come back for a WM match against AJ. Shawn turned them down.

BrieeeM...er, sorry, i mean POINT FOOOOORM!

- Bo Wyatt? Yes please.
- I hope Mauro gets un-depressed soon. As much as I give him a hard time around here, I don't wish depression on anybody. It's a hell of a thing.
- Goddammit I hope Mike Bennett falls over and bursts into flames. (TM Cornette)
- That Cena/Nikki thing would be .. I really can't tell how I feel. Douchechilly, maybe? Like, yay for them as people, but this doesn't need to be a thing that happens, does it?
- TNA^4? aTaNaA? AAATNA? TAAANA? A-Cuble (think Austin Aries here)?
- Shawn vs AJ would make the internet's collective head explode for a thousand reasons, no matter what outcome happens. "Big Deal they put AJ over an old guy/How dare they pull a screwjob finish/They couldn't give him some REAL opposition/I hate Old Wrestlers at Mania/etc"

Sorry Dom, didn't mean to steal your gimmick. :-(

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posted on 3-24-2017 at 06:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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- TNA^4? aTaNaA? AAATNA? TAAANA? A-Cuble (think Austin Aries here)?



ImpAAAct





I only signed up so I can read the forum.

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posted on 3-24-2017 at 06:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It won't come even close to touching Savage/Miss Elizabeth but I think it'll be a harmless segment. Nikki is a terrible actor but Cena cheesing it up should make up for it.
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posted on 3-24-2017 at 07:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dunno, I could see the boos bring pretty heavy for that segment. Not as bad as it'll be as when Reigns beats Taker, but pretty bad.





Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 3-24-2017 at 11:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Kane is oficially running for mayor. It's a small town so just might stand chance.

http://www.wcyb.com/news/tennessee/glenn-jacobs-aka-kane-running-for-knox-co-tn-mayor/411499678


As a loyal Tennesseeian I have to point out it's for the County Mayorship. Jacobs has done a ton of charity work in the area over the years and has a very good head for politics. No less than Ron Paul has encouraged him to run for Senate in the past. More than just standing a chance, If I lived in Knox I'd vote for him, and I'm certain many in Knox will.

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