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posted on 7-11-2017 at 12:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A rare Trainwreck of the Year nomination as the AJ Styles Beats Kevin Owens For the U.S. Title thread devolves into pederasty, homophobia, mountain lions, and Frank Sinatra.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32138





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 10:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32142

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Covfefe is Arabic for catamite.








Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 7-13-2017 at 12:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll raise you with another Punker classic, re: Paige and ADR.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page=24#pid537053

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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
This is my favorite part:

quote:
She said then that “a crazy lady decides to leave whatever she’s doing and follow us and invade our privacy in the completely low way. Only low life people would do.”


Yeah, too bad more people can't be upper crust like you two-- having loud ass arguments and throwing drinks on each other in public.

They both sound like pieces of fucking shit if you ask me. They're like, one tick away from being shirtless on an episode of Cops.




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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-21-2017 at 08:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Avatar of the year nomination for Janerd - it features a man who is effectively an adviser to your new president.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-24-2017 at 01:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Quentil and janerd as a tag-team entry for PotY. I'm not going to quote it in here. I'll just link to it.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30872&page=34





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 05:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
SuperWreck TrainThread DelRioPaige Truth Of The Century?

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31419&page=2#pid537436
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.


Only if the last post was from janerd, to be fair.






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posted on 8-18-2017 at 10:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, it's mee agaynnnnnn!

From: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32224

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Fuck, if I were GFW, I would have joke matches with all the shit that Cornette hates and then have Corny on commentary.

Week 1: Chuck Taylor and invisible grenade.
Week 2: Danshuko Dino wrestles a blow up doll.
Week 3: Rockstar Spud wrestles 8 year old girl
Week 4: Joey Ryan and the dick flip

At which case, Cornette freaks out and forms a group of super serious wrestlers that want to kill everyone that makes a joke. I'd put Eddie Kingston in that group because he can cut a promo and come across as incredibly intense. Eddie Edwards would make sense.

Oh, and needless to say, it needs to be uncensored.






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posted on 9-8-2017 at 03:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Definitely my favorite PotY by far.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32406&page=2

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quote:
Originally posted by G. Jonah Jameson

Did anyone else read this as "hurricane of excrement?"


I think that's the name of Janerd's finisher.






Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 9-11-2017 at 12:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm starting to think there ought to be some sort of special Rumors Crap Thread Only award, or... I dunno. As somebody pointed out, the sheer length of them pretty much DQs them from most categories, but it's a shame for chaos like http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32408&page=1 to not get some kind of opportunity to shine. . I have no instant-miracle-idea to solve the problem, however, so this is mostly just
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posted on 9-13-2017 at 07:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
O hai! ^_^ 'Sme agin! This should be entered into some sort of duo/group category, perhaps.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32445
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quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Backstage Vince yells out "I've got a new favourite Kevin! Let's beat up the old one!". And then Owens pins Dunn's arms behind his back while Vince starts punching Bukukky in the stomach as hard as he can.



CATA-FITE!!!






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posted on 10-4-2017 at 09:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thread of the Year Nom. Old school participation, no nonsense thread. Nice.

Your favorite guilty pleasure gimmick in Pro Wrestling

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32532&page=1

ETA: Add these to The List!

I'm doing pro wrestling training.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32321

Your favorite guilty pleasure gimmick in Pro Wrestling

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32532

Let’s Talk about Enzo

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32562

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Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
PotY candidate. Dunno, but it hit me the right way in its simplicity.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32408&page=11

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quote:
Originally posted by CVD39
I stopped watching for 6 or 7 years. What the fuck was that shit?


The reason.






Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 11-5-2017 at 10:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CCharger saying that Jake Roberts has been dead since July and then not backing down after being told by several less-obtuse posters that he was wrong. Rumors thread, page 16-17.

Not sure which category this fits, unless we actually run with Obtusiest Poster of the Year this time.





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posted on 11-5-2017 at 05:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh we'll run with it.





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posted on 11-6-2017 at 07:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Until someone can show me unaltered video evidence otherwise, I still maintain Roberts is dead.

If that earns me a nom, then I'll deal with it.

ETA: I'd suggest making the category "Most Obtuse POST" rather than "Most Obstuse Poster". One obtuse post should not make a poster completely obtuse. Also, Obtusiest isn't a word.

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posted on 11-9-2017 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Until someone can show me unaltered video evidence otherwise, I still maintain Roberts is dead.

If that earns me a nom, then I'll deal with it.
....Andy Kaufman salutes your commitment and contribution to the advancement of the performing arts. This has gone meta-obtuse.





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posted on 11-9-2017 at 03:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Until someone can show me unaltered video evidence otherwise, I still maintain Roberts is dead.

If that earns me a nom, then I'll deal with it.
....Andy Kaufman salutes your commitment and contribution to the advancement of the performing arts. This has gone meta-obtuse.

Still waiting on that video, cuntbags.





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posted on 11-11-2017 at 01:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Still waiting on that video, cuntbags.


http://www.cyinterview.com/2017/11/pro-wrestling-legendwwe-hall-of-famer-jake-the-snake-roberts-sits-down-at-his-vegas-home-and-talks-sobriety-a-book- about-his-life-working-to-feel-good-about-himself-reaching-out/

That good enough you obtuse tatertot fucker?

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posted on 11-13-2017 at 03:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If I nominate the post above this one for a bOOardie, is that too meta? Like, this is the mammary jiggling thread for the bOOardies, so can it even win a bOOardie? I am so confused and mindboggled.
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That good enough you obtuse tatertot fucker?


Flame Of The Year isn't a thing anymore, right? If not, I'm throwing this in for Post Of The Year.

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posted on 11-13-2017 at 07:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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.......this is the mammary jiggling thread.........


Minor fix for you.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 11-16-2017 at 02:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OK, I'll give a nod to our boy berto for potential Funny of the Year, from the 11-13-17 RAM thread:

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Oddly enough though, Roman got a verbal shot at her, got cheered for it, and she didn't fire back. Even Stephanie jobs to Roman.






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