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CCharger
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posted on 7-11-2017 at 01:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A rare Trainwreck of the Year nomination as the AJ Styles Beats Kevin Owens For the U.S. Title thread devolves into pederasty, homophobia, mountain lions, and Frank Sinatra.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32138





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posted on 7-12-2017 at 11:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32142

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Covfefe is Arabic for catamite.








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posted on 7-13-2017 at 01:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll raise you with another Punker classic, re: Paige and ADR.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page=24#pid537053

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This is my favorite part:

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She said then that “a crazy lady decides to leave whatever she’s doing and follow us and invade our privacy in the completely low way. Only low life people would do.”


Yeah, too bad more people can't be upper crust like you two-- having loud ass arguments and throwing drinks on each other in public.

They both sound like pieces of fucking shit if you ask me. They're like, one tick away from being shirtless on an episode of Cops.




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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-21-2017 at 09:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Avatar of the year nomination for Janerd - it features a man who is effectively an adviser to your new president.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 7-24-2017 at 02:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Quentil and janerd as a tag-team entry for PotY. I'm not going to quote it in here. I'll just link to it.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30872&page=34





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 06:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
SuperWreck TrainThread DelRioPaige Truth Of The Century?

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31419&page=2#pid537436
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And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.


Only if the last post was from janerd, to be fair.






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posted on 8-18-2017 at 11:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, it's mee agaynnnnnn!

From: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32224

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Fuck, if I were GFW, I would have joke matches with all the shit that Cornette hates and then have Corny on commentary.

Week 1: Chuck Taylor and invisible grenade.
Week 2: Danshuko Dino wrestles a blow up doll.
Week 3: Rockstar Spud wrestles 8 year old girl
Week 4: Joey Ryan and the dick flip

At which case, Cornette freaks out and forms a group of super serious wrestlers that want to kill everyone that makes a joke. I'd put Eddie Kingston in that group because he can cut a promo and come across as incredibly intense. Eddie Edwards would make sense.

Oh, and needless to say, it needs to be uncensored.






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posted on 9-8-2017 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Definitely my favorite PotY by far.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32406&page=2

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Originally posted by G. Jonah Jameson

Did anyone else read this as "hurricane of excrement?"


I think that's the name of Janerd's finisher.






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posted on 9-11-2017 at 01:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm starting to think there ought to be some sort of special Rumors Crap Thread Only award, or... I dunno. As somebody pointed out, the sheer length of them pretty much DQs them from most categories, but it's a shame for chaos like http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32408&page=1 to not get some kind of opportunity to shine. . I have no instant-miracle-idea to solve the problem, however, so this is mostly just
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posted on 9-13-2017 at 08:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
O hai! ^_^ 'Sme agin! This should be entered into some sort of duo/group category, perhaps.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32445
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Backstage Vince yells out "I've got a new favourite Kevin! Let's beat up the old one!". And then Owens pins Dunn's arms behind his back while Vince starts punching Bukukky in the stomach as hard as he can.



CATA-FITE!!!






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