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posted on 11-1-2016 at 10:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Cageside Seats is reporting that Paige is looking into doing a video blog which will chronicle her life with ADR. She is hoping to parlay it into a reality TV show, which of course she is.


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posted on 11-9-2016 at 01:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is it wrong I've become disgusted by them? He isn't even divorced yet. Have some decency to keep it quiet till than. That is just me. I know not everyone thinks that way.
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posted on 7-14-2017 at 03:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bumped for relevance.





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posted on 7-14-2017 at 05:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.





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posted on 7-14-2017 at 06:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.

No, but I bumped this for the eventuality.





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posted on 7-14-2017 at 07:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.


Uh oh, looks like Paige and Alberto found a new dealer...







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posted on 7-14-2017 at 08:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Christ, thought you bumped this because they'd both been found dead in a burned-out bullet-riddled Escalade just outside of Juarez.

No, but I bumped this for the inevitability.


Minor fix.





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posted on 7-21-2017 at 08:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
www.prowrestlingsheet.com/airport-alberto-patron-not-suspect/#.WXJHmNMrJE4

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GFW Global Champion Alberto El Patron is no longer under investigation by police over the airport altercation earlier this month between he and Paige … Pro Wrestling Sheet has confirmed.

A rep for the Orlando PD tells us that due to the detective’s investigation determining that Paige is the one who should be charged for domestic violence, they no longer view El Patron as a suspect.

As we previously reported, police believe Paige should be charged with battery. The State Attorney’s Office is currently reviewing the case before a final decision is made.

Alberto was suspended indefinitely by GFW after the incident was made public. We’ve reached out to the company to see if the suspension will now be lifted.

Safe to say Paige was telling the truth about what happened.






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posted on 7-23-2017 at 05:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's going to be posted by somebody, so I'll just go ahead with it. +1 post count.


Paige looking thin. Real thin.

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posted on 7-23-2017 at 06:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yikes. She looks very unhealthy.

WWE just needs to go ahead and issue an ultimatum to her. Go to rehab or lose your job.

They don't need the PR nightmare for what looks like the inevitable tragic conclusion to this saga happening on their watch. Rock's little movie isn't that important.





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posted on 7-23-2017 at 06:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jesus, I'm so sick to death about reading about these two fucking idiots. I wish they'd both just Linkin Park themselves soon, and save everyone all the gossip about their terrible relationship.





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 05:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jesus, I'm so sick to death about reading about these two fucking idiots. I wish they'd both just Linkin Park themselves soon, and save everyone all the gossip about their terrible relationship.


Yeah, they should kill themselves so you aren't forced to see gossip.

Fuck you.





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 06:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, they should.

Stop being such a pussy all the time around here. Goddamn.





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 01:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Yeah, they should.

Stop being such a pussy all the time around here. Goddamn.


Or you could just um I don't know, ignore the fucking stories, scroll past, or just not click on the fucking link. But hey why should you be inconvenienced when you could just ask for two people to commit suicide.





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 01:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Yeah, they should.

Stop being such a pussy all the time around here. Goddamn.


Or you could just um I don't know, ignore the fucking stories, scroll past, or just not click on the fucking link. But hey why should you be inconvenienced when you could just ask for two people to commit suicide.


"I hate reading all these stories about Paige and Alberto!" *clicks on link entitled Paige/Del Rio Trainwreck Superthread* "OH TRICKED AGAIN."

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posted on 7-24-2017 at 04:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well you guys certainly showed me with that impeccable logic.

Real question: if a friend tells you they are hungry enough to eat a horse... do you actually show up at their door with a horse?


And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 05:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.









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posted on 7-24-2017 at 05:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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And for the record, I click this thread because every time there's a new post, there is a chance it's for a new video of Paige getting rammed up the shitter.


Only if the last post was from janerd, to be fair.





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posted on 7-24-2017 at 09:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Half expecting one day to find that the new story on Paige will be how Alberto rented her out to some of his buddies the same way Chuck Traynor used to do to Linda Lovelace and that footage of the event has somehow been "leaked" all over the internet.





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