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posted on 9-25-2016 at 02:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Real news and stuff

Because news doesn't just have to be that other thread.

News

Meth.
More meth.
Cutting instrument.
Alligator.

What could go wrong?

[Edited on 9-25-2016 by williamssl]





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posted on 9-25-2016 at 10:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Intervention keeps saddling up to the wrong tweakers.





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posted on 9-25-2016 at 11:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is the alligator OK? #dicksoffforgator

[Edited on 9/25/2016 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 9-25-2016 at 11:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tex, you left out the most important ingredient from your 'How To Cut Your Dick Off And Feed It To Alligators' report. A healthy dose of Vitamin F. Believe me or don't but you guys better get on it because I swear the Apocalypse is going to start here.







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posted on 9-25-2016 at 11:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
George Romero set Day of the Dead in Ft. Myers for a reason, y'know. Saved money on the zombie make-up because a lot of the locals looked that way already apparently.





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posted on 9-30-2016 at 06:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rabble rabble Trump. Rabble rabble rabble Trump rabble! RABBLE!!!


Oh wait, that's the other thread. It's too hard to copy it, go over to that other thread, start a whole new post, and then submit it, so I'll just leave it here.

And while I'm here, I might as well use this thread for what it's here for. Efficiency!

Florida deputy accused of Tasing woman, baking her 'Sorry I Tased You' cake

Yep he sure did.




Now I'm not a betting man, but if someone asked me how much I wanted to bet that despite the cake she would NOT drop her lawsuit, and I got to be on the "hell no she won't" side of that bet, my bet would be "all the money".


And yes, Florida.


Also, that linky there is Fox News. Consider that a warning that your PC or mobile device could get infected with rightwing and start blocking your huffpo and msnbcs and whatnot. Also, turn your bias alert up to high because damn there's all sort of it in there. You'll read it and be all, "Fair and Balanced, my ass!"





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Acquittal for Man Who Argued His Impressive Penis Was To Blame For Girlfriend’s Choking Death



"Attorneys for Richard Henry Patterson had fought to let the jury see his manhood for themselves to prove his case — though a “viewing” never happened."



Guess the state where this occurred?





If you need that to be multiple choice, here you go:

a) Florida





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posted on 5-25-2017 at 10:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


The answer's a) Florida, isn't it. Man, nothing good cums from Florida. Absolutely nothing.









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posted on 5-25-2017 at 11:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I asked Jeb once if COHF was filmed in the Tampa area, because something like COHF has Florida written all over it. He freaked out with a sort "why the fuck would you ask me something like that" in the same way that girl on Seinfeld did when Jerry made that "the underwear your mother laid out for you" comment at her.

This has nothing to do with advancing this thread's overall narrative. It did however give me a chance to mention Jeb, Seinfeld, underwear, Florida, and COHF all in the same comment.







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posted on 5-25-2017 at 11:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's COHF?
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posted on 5-26-2017 at 12:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Google it.


From work.





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posted on 5-26-2017 at 12:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's the darkest stain, a smear as it were, on the very face of Florida itself. Normally I'd say Google is your friend but in the case of COHF it could be your worst enemy ever.





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posted on 5-26-2017 at 01:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What the fuck are you guys gibbering on about? COHF is just a series of young adult novels and I'm not sure what they have to do with Florida.



http://www.thefandom.net/books/cassandra-clare-interviews-cohf-narrator-and-actress-sophie-turner/

It is most certainly okay to google COHF from work, or even better, if you have a wife or daughter just have them do it for you as they might find your recommendation surprising since most men usually aren't into that sort of thing.





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posted on 5-26-2017 at 02:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's funny because when I first saw the acronym I figured it was THAT (I've also seen it done as just COF)... but then reading it I wasn't sure if that fit with what Pad was writing so I did google and came up with the 'tween novel posted above too.... which if you read any of the websites related to that book the abbreviation gives them a hilarious unintended meaning (like author set to release COHF).

Oh, and thanks guys... now I've been fired from work!

[Edited on 5-26-2017 by Flash]

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posted on 5-26-2017 at 02:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
These are the days in which we live. Sorry Flash, it's Chinatown, err, Florida.





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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31971





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posted on 5-26-2017 at 02:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Some dumbass killed a little girl doing a "Batista Bomb".

https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-old-girl-dies-man-082821790.html





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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-carolina-math-teacher-erin-mcauliffe-accused-of-sexual-contact-with-three-boys/





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quote:
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-carolina-math-teacher-erin-mcauliffe-accused-of-sexual-contact-with-three-boys/



much better pics of her here,

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Oh, Florida....





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Hey, can Canada play too?!?

http://canoe.com/news/national/watch-b-c-woman-squats-poops-then-hurls-feces-at-tim-hortons-employee

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next time they'll give her the restroom key...
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posted on 5-18-2018 at 02:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Was it some richer joint, or a more casual dining restaurant?

Either way, refuse the bathroom to someone and see what happens. Golden Rule should always apply to the bathroom!

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Sorry for the double post!

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Originally posted by janerd75


The answer's a) Florida, isn't it. Man, nothing good cums from Florida. Absolutely nothing.






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