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posted on 9-22-2016 at 07:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Your explanation is logically fallacious. Vote disqualified.





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 08:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe it's a certified G?





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Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 9-22-2016 at 12:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 9-22-2016 at 12:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Maybe it's a certified G?
if so, then it's like trying to explain to matte how analogies work...you can't teach that.

Also, the White House says it's a hard G. So I'm pretty sure that makes it the law.

Have fun rotting in jail, suckers

[Edited on 9-22-2016 by Cherokee Jack]





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 01:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
Also, the White House says it's a hard G. So I'm pretty sure that makes it the law.

Have fun rotting in jail, suckers

[Edited on 9-22-2016 by Cherokee Jack]


Thanks Obama





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 01:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My real question is how do we pronounce Matte?

Is it like doormat, is it all piratey like aargh me matey, is it in supposed to rhyme with his most favorite things so...Matty*?

*the rhyme is a stretch chicks with dicks sounds nothing like Matte.

p.s. I've always pronounced it "air uh noticks".

take the G out your waffle, all you got left is your ego





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 01:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gews did 9/11!





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 04:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Someone needs to make a Gif/Jif of this with the beginning cut out to make it look like a repeating animation.

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posted on 9-22-2016 at 04:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Gews did 9/11!


But why wasn't Obama in the White House when it happened is what I want to know.





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 04:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot



Someone needs to make a Gif/Jif of this with the beginning cut out to make it look like a repeating animation.


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posted on 9-22-2016 at 05:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, the White House says it's a hard G. So I'm pretty sure that makes it the law.

No way am I accepting Tumblr as a valid source. Plus, one thing the government is not in charge of is the English language. You're disqualified from any further engagement in this topic. I appreciate your desire to contribute up to this point and I wish you well in your future endeavors.

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posted on 9-22-2016 at 05:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hard G. Why? Because hard. That's why.

Fuck - if we're using how each individual letter sounds in the alphabet? Then neither pronunciation is correct - it'd be jife, with a long i.





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 05:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Geef" - Broken Matt Hardy





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 07:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I spell it because I don't know which it is and don't want to be wrong and have kids make fun of me and it makes me feel superior because I can spell and most people are intimidated by good spellers. Right?


^^this^^





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 08:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To help this go further off the tracks,

What is the plural abbreviation for Run Batted In?

RBI
or
RBIs

ETA: Its RBIs

[Edited on 9-22-2016 by OOMike]





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 10:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What do you call Automated Teller Machines?

ATMs
or
ATM Machines?

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posted on 9-22-2016 at 11:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CVD39
Along the same lines, is meme pronounced like mean but with the n being an m

Yes.

quote:
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My real question is how do we pronounce Matte?

Is it like doormat, is it all piratey like aargh me matey, is it in supposed to rhyme with his most favorite things so...Matty*?

Opposite of glossy. Because I'm dull. Dull as a doormat. Pronounce it that way.

quote:
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Fuck - if we're using how each individual letter sounds in the alphabet? Then neither pronunciation is correct - it'd be jife, with a long i.

Or would it be gife, with a hard G? How many letters have hard and soft variations? And how many letters have the ability to silence themselves like the B in subtle? Shouldn't we be pronouncing that "sub-tull"?

quote:
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To help this go further off the tracks,

What is the plural abbreviation for Run Batted In?

RBI
or
RBIs

ETA: Its RBIs

Wouldn't it be runs batted in, thereby still being RBI?

quote:
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What do you call Automated Teller Machines?

ATMs
or
ATM Machines?

AT Machines.





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posted on 9-22-2016 at 11:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So all these years and Quagmire should have been saying "jiggitty" instead?





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posted on 9-23-2016 at 12:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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What do you call Automated Teller Machines?

ATMs
or
ATM Machines?


In Southern New Jersey we call them MAC machines.





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posted on 9-23-2016 at 08:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's either RBIs or ribbeys if spoken or just RBI if written.
"I'm going to the ATM."
I've always thought it was pronounced like Ma-tay kinda like Jackeé from 227 if any of you youngins remember that lady. And yeah, Ma-tay sounds kind of racist, too.



quote:
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It's gif, like a latex gif suit.


This doesn't help us non-perverts. Is that like what they wore in the Naked Gun?

[Edited on 9-23-2016 by CVD39]

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I've always thought it was pronounced like Ma-tay kinda like Jackeé from 227 if any of you youngins remember that lady. And yeah, Ma-tay sounds kind of racist, too.

I actually considered the possibility of people not knowing how to pronounce the name before I registered with it, just because it's one of those kind of words. But then I figured, the people who post here are pretty smart, so surely they'll know what the word is and how to say it. It's not like it's an uncommon word. You proved me wrong.

And I looked up that show you referred to. I don't remember it, since it was cancelled two years before I was born.





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posted on 9-23-2016 at 08:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Of course I know what matte is in regards to color finish and stuff. Figured there was something deeper than just "dull color". No, it's just dull color. How fun.
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posted on 9-23-2016 at 09:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Coming from a guy named CVD39, which I assume means Capacity for Volume of Dicks: 39.





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Someone here on OO just sent me a PM that says in Florida "gif" is pronounced "bukkake", especially in the Tampa area. Just thought I'd toss that out there for discussion.





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posted on 9-23-2016 at 09:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Someone here on OO just sent me a PM that says in Florida "gif" is pronounced "bukkake", especially in the Tampa area. Just thought I'd toss that out there for discussion.


Couldn't have been me because I gave up a long time ago and use Jerzoid pronunciation and say Flaridah or Flaridder. Or 26.1224° N, 80.1373° W which is just wishful thinking on my part in the hope that Vlad will target the nukes at that location if I repeat it enough times.







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