The Online Onslaught Forums


By contributing to Online Onslaught, you'll help make sure we're around for years to come. Toss us as little as a few bucks, or as much as your generosity allows. Thanks!

Last active: Never Not logged in [Login ]

Printable Version |
Subscribe | Add to Favorites
New Topic New Poll New Reply
Author: Subject: College Football 2016
williamssl
Steers and Queers






Posts 7982
Registered 1-11-2004
Location Hippieville
Member Is Online

Mood: Fuck USC

posted on 9-3-2016 at 09:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
College Football 2016

And we're off!

Great opening weekend* lineup.



All 5 of my "axis of evil" teams are playing games that could very well be losses:
#3 ranked Oklahoma has already lost to Houston despite Houston being 11.5 point underdogs. Boomer Sooner, indeed! (fuck them!!!!)

UCLA is down to Texas A&M in the 3rd quarter (I'm still scratching my head re: how a #16 team could be a 3 point underdog to an unranked team...

USC plays Alabama in the biggest game of the day.

Florida State takes on Ole Miss later

And Notre Dame plays my Longhorns tomorrow night in a game that will likely decide Charlie Strong's future as head coach of Texas.



Elsewhere, Mississippi State lost to South Alabama despite being 28 point favorites. Probably the biggest upset of the day.

And Wisconsin is up on LSU.

Suffice it to say, I'm very happy to have this back.



*ok yeah there was a game last weekend re: Cal vs. Hawaii, but who cares.





Don't Mess With Texas

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni






Posts 8132
Registered 1-19-2008
Location Stupid Idiot Section
Member Is Online

Mood: cole slaw all over!

posted on 9-3-2016 at 10:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's this year's rape completions vs. rape attempts forecast looking like? Has the judge/prosecutors strategy of "don't want to ruin a young man's bright future over a single instance" been factored in?





Oh my god, they've shot Cabbagehead!

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
williamssl
Steers and Queers






Posts 7982
Registered 1-11-2004
Location Hippieville
Member Is Online

Mood: Fuck USC

posted on 9-3-2016 at 11:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's this.

quote:

(USC players) Masina and Hill assaulted the woman at Hill's off-campus apartment on July 14 after giving her marijuana, Xanax and alcohol, the court documents allege.

The documents say Masina also shot the assault on video and sent it to the victim's ex-boyfriend.

Masina alone assaulted the same woman in his home state of Utah on July 26, the documents allege.







Don't Mess With Texas

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni






Posts 8132
Registered 1-19-2008
Location Stupid Idiot Section
Member Is Online

Mood: cole slaw all over!

posted on 9-4-2016 at 02:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
All these guys know how to do is win football games! And certain other off-field activities as well but we won't get into that right now.........


- every broadcast booth team on the air these days

[Edited on 9/4/2016 by Paddlefoot]





Oh my god, they've shot Cabbagehead!

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
janerd75
The Immortal One






Posts 4386
Registered 1-28-2013
Member Is Offline

Mood: All die soon

posted on 9-4-2016 at 06:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Speaking of rape, they did it Tex. Those PED-inbred-human-ape* hybrids at Bamalama fucked USC. And Lo, It Was Good.





*Relax, Offendkateers, there are gigantic honkaloid-themed apes on that team to provide cover for my barely restrained bigotry**.

**Racism. I probably meant racism.***

***Jimmy crack corn, muhfuggers.





quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Essentially every post I made this year that ended up as Janerdís bio.


Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
janerd75
The Immortal One






Posts 4386
Registered 1-28-2013
Member Is Offline

Mood: All die soon

posted on 9-18-2016 at 12:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
63-20. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Where's your crab legs now, see?!?!





quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Essentially every post I made this year that ended up as Janerdís bio.


Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni






Posts 8132
Registered 1-19-2008
Location Stupid Idiot Section
Member Is Online

Mood: cole slaw all over!

posted on 9-18-2016 at 01:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That an adult male coach is actually named "Jimbo" is enough reason to start playing all-Florida addresses with the NukeMap ageen. Tallahassee = 100 MT Tsar Bomba, but Pensacola only gets a 1 kT because dammit I liked that sexy show with the fighter planes in it.

Don't wanna be too mean to FLA though. After that display of complete moral inversion Penn State put on today there aren't enough nukes in the world to clean their particular brand of filth that apparently the entire university and surrounding towns publicly supports from the face of the earth. Aside from the money factor what is it specifically about this sport where it exists that lends itself so well to exterminating all recognizable human decency from what would otherwise be mostly normal people?




[Edited on 9/18/2016 by Paddlefoot]





Oh my god, they've shot Cabbagehead!

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
janerd75
The Immortal One






Posts 4386
Registered 1-28-2013
Member Is Offline

Mood: All die soon

posted on 9-18-2016 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As an advocate of the State of Florida taking a Tsar Bomba or two (whether I'm proximate to the blast is no difference to me) I cannot fathom the depths of the apparently endemic Jo Pa/Sandusky support amongst the Penn State faithful as it pertains to boy buggery. Because foosball.





quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Essentially every post I made this year that ended up as Janerdís bio.


Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni






Posts 8132
Registered 1-19-2008
Location Stupid Idiot Section
Member Is Online

Mood: cole slaw all over!

posted on 9-18-2016 at 04:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Things like this are why I repeatedly re-read Garth Ennis' Punisher comics and want to see the justice dealt within spread out to the world at large. Hello, Jameis? Yeah, there's someone at the gate who says he has an appointment to see you. Large guy, oldish, lots of scars, says his name is Frank. Should I buzz him in?





Oh my god, they've shot Cabbagehead!

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
janerd75
The Immortal One






Posts 4386
Registered 1-28-2013
Member Is Offline

Mood: All die soon

posted on 9-18-2016 at 05:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He gots crah'leggz? Sheeeeiiiiiiiit, sennimup dawg!





FOOSBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Essentially every post I made this year that ended up as Janerdís bio.


Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member

New Topic New Poll New Reply


go to top


Powered by XMB 1.8 Partagium Final SP1
Developed By Aventure Media & The XMB Group
Processed in 0.0260611 seconds, 20 queries