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posted on 9-3-2016 at 08:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NFL 2016

Who's bitch ass team is losing in the Superbowl?

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posted on 9-6-2016 at 12:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Let's work this out...

Prediction time:
NFC East: NY Giants
NFC North: Green Bay
NFC South: Carolina
NFC West: Arizona
WC: Seattle, Detroit

Playoff byes: Carolina, Arizona
Round1: Seattle over Green Bay, NY Giants over Detroit
Round2: Carolina over Seattle, Arizona over NY Giants
NFC Champ: Arizona over Carolina

AFC East: New England
AFC North: Cincinnati
AFC South: Houston
AFC West: Denver
WC: Pittsburgh, Oakland/LA/LV Raiders

Playoff Byes: Cincinnati, Denver
Round1: New England over Raiders, Pittsburgh over Houston
Round2: New England over Cincinnati, Denver over Pittsburgh
AFC Champ: New England over Denver

SBLI: New England over Arizona with Brady flipping Goodell the bird when he wins the MVP





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posted on 9-6-2016 at 01:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll be honest, when I saw OOMike posting in the NFL I thought he was lost. After all, the Buckeyes haven't come out yet.

But he pretty much nailed it. Although Cincy may not have that easy a time getting a bye this year.

As a big FU NFL the Krafts covered the lighthouse with a Tom Brady graphic.





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posted on 9-10-2016 at 03:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That Denver-Carolina game was fun, but let's all be realists...tomorrow is THE day.

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posted on 9-11-2016 at 07:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
With any luck A.A. Ron has devised a method to tunnel his way out of the joint El Chapo style so he can Bane the everlasting fuck out of Gillette Stadium tomorrow.

GO PHINS!!!!



Lol, that's what she said. Fuck all she gone do 'bout it tho. Bich we still stronger than you. Yell all you want but ain't no fighting physics and leverage, shiiiiiiiit. NFL FEVER, CATCH IT!!!!





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posted on 9-11-2016 at 08:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The national anthem protests will be tomorrow's highlights. What's more like to have happened by the end of the season? More players charged with felonies for their personal activities outside the game or more players will have pledged their loyalty to ISIS? I hate this sport and practically everyone in it.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 9-11-2016 at 01:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I feel like National Anthem kneel downs are the new ALS Ice Bucket Challenges: the first person who did it knew why they were doing it and made some sort of difference with the money they gave, the second person had less of an impact but did it in support of the first, and now everyone else is going to start doing it because...they don't actually know, but it looks fun. At least we won't have tons of Facebook videos of people doing it challenging other people to do it.

Also, today's 9-11. Even if they have reasons, literally the only reason you're out there for it today is for the troops and the people that were lost. I don't care how much of your CTE makes you think you're spreading a message, show some f'n respect today and just stand.





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posted on 9-12-2016 at 08:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This thread is about NFL football.

Ya know where the Cardinals choke and jets suck and Bills suck and Dolphins suck and well you get the idea.

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posted on 9-19-2016 at 02:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dolphins didn't fix their snapper issues yet.

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posted on 9-19-2016 at 08:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm not sure that image is entirely historically accurate.





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posted on 9-19-2016 at 09:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Looks right to me.

Where da other NFL fans at? There gotta be one Houstonian lurking out there that wants to talk shit the next 3 days

ETA: fun facts on the EZM. There are 24 12 on each end zone. They buy their own uniforms & gun powder, are historical re-enactors and don't get paid a dime.

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posted on 9-20-2016 at 01:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My Giants are 2-0 and are looking like they have a defense, now if our offense can hold onto the ball.....

Just laying the groundwork for Giants-Pats part 3....





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posted on 9-20-2016 at 04:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I could watch this forever. Thanks, Jan Jan, for allowing me to realize that.





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posted on 9-20-2016 at 09:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


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posted on 9-20-2016 at 01:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why? Why would you do that to me?







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 9-22-2016 at 03:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I like Giants Pats 3, but it won't be as satisfying a win without Coughlin.





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posted on 9-23-2016 at 12:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
After last night I understand why everyone is quiet.





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posted on 9-25-2016 at 08:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Has there ever been a team that's been made better by losing their starting quarterback and starting running back? Because I think that's what has happened with the Minnesota Vikings.

And that was a dismal, uninspired performance by my Panthers today. If they keep that up, it's gonna be a long season.





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posted on 10-3-2016 at 12:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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And that was a dismal, uninspired performance by my Panthers today. If they keep that up, it's gonna be a long season.


Sigh.

And the Panthers and Cardinals are both 1-3, while the Rams and Eagles are 3-1 and 3-0 respectively. I think I quit trying to figure out how this season is gonna turn out.

Also, Denver/Atlanta is looking like a really fun matchup next week.





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posted on 10-3-2016 at 04:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think Denver loses their first game next week to fantasy messiah Julio Jones.
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posted on 10-3-2016 at 05:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I think Denver loses their first game next week to fantasy messiah Julio Jones.


I think you guys will be alright, there's no way Julio (for as great as he is) comes close to replicating today's performance against Denver's defense on their home turf. It's gonna be a lot of fun to watch though.

And where is merc to tell us how awesome the Patriots were today while being shutout at home against a 1-2 Bills team?

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posted on 10-3-2016 at 03:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Merc was at Big Papi's final regular season home game. I'll watch the debacle tonight and cry.


ETA: watched it. yeah... Rookie third stringer with a fucked thumb plays QB, not sure what could be expected. It is what it is.

There's a long rant inside of me on the debacle that is NFL management. I think it will stay unformed, but it would reside in the fuck thread.

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posted on 10-8-2016 at 04:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Taking orders

And trying to repost

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posted on 10-8-2016 at 05:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't rush





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posted on 10-9-2016 at 09:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OK WTF?!?

At first I thought it was beer influenced ever error. But it ain't working sober...



Don't break the interwebs ordering. (Third attempt)

HOLY SHIT. I Resized that down. Can someone edit it? It's not in my post to edit.

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