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Author: Subject: Farewell, Pants.
Quentil
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 02:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Farewell, Pants.

I threw away my favorite pair of pants tonight. They were just too far gone to even pretend anymore. Thousands of washings, tens of thousands of miles traveled, and countless experiences--both good and bad--had in those pants. I thought about ripping them up for rags, but I couldn't diminish their excellence and leave myself with a residual reminder of the pants.
I guess now I just have to hope a new pair of pants comes my way that will allow me to continue on in life as before.

Farewell, favorite pants, and godspeed! May you find my old Castleton State baseball cap, my long-sleeved Pantera Vulgar Display of Power shirt, and that wool-lined denim jacket I loved far too much as a kid in The Great Beyond!

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salmonjunkie
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 08:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote

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Quentil
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 04:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That completely made my morning. Thanks.
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 04:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's a chicken doing a Leva Bates impersonation. What could it possibly mean?!?!?







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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