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Author: Subject: NOMINATIONS for the OO Ultimate Inanimate Objects Showdown
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NOMINATIONS for the OO Ultimate Inanimate Objects Showdown

So, this week's Raw Thread led to a diversion into the realm of discussing inanimate/non-human objects. The drama with Mitch the potted Plant seemed to stir up a lot of reminiscing about other such items that played a role in storylines.
Link if you need it.

williamssl suggested that we use the idea for our next big showdown here at OO, and I thought it sounded like a lot of fun. Matte has handled past showdowns, but I also know its a lot of work, and I though I'd at least try to help get the ball rolling.

So in that spirit, I thought I'd get the ball rolling in terms of nominating potential contenders for this showdown.

Criteria I'm coming up with from the top of my head (100% open to editing this)
-Cannot be a living thing/person/animal
-Must have been in some way an intergral part of storylines or moments
-Must be unique to a character, or if not - popularized and primarily associated with a single character.
-(Ideas for other criteria?)


I'll come back and edit this initial post as new ideas are tossed out, to see if we can get it to a good number for tourneys. 128 would be ideal, to make the tourney simple. Maybe we nominate as much as we can, and then eliminate the weakest? I'm not sure 256 is likely to happen.

Here's the list so far, based on the thread the other day, feedback in this thread, and some of my own additions.

1 Mitch the Potted Plant
2 Jericho's light up jacket
3 Head (Al Snow's Friend)
4 Moppy (Perry Saturn)
5 Pepe the horse (Chavito)
6 Eddie's Lowrider
7 JBL's Limo
8 Hall of Fame Ring (Ric Flair in TNA)
9 Salt (Mr
10 The Urn (Undertaker)
11 Socko (Mick Foley)
12 Cornette's tennis racket
13 Fonzie's whistle
14 Repo Man's Rope
15 Sledge Hammer (HHH)
16 Regal's brass knucks
17 Blackman's Filipino fighting sticks
18 The Table (Dudleys)
19 Kendo Stick (Tommy Dreamer)
20 JYD's chain
21 Abdull the Butcher's fork
22 Newjack's stapler
23 Beefcake's hedge clippers
24 Bob Holley's skateboard
25 Jimmy Hart's Megaphone
26 Franchesca (New Day's Trombone)
27 Tyler Breeze's Selfie Stick
28 "Chainsaw" (Charlie/Terry Funk)
29 Barbed Wire Ball Bat (Cactus Jack)
30 The Cobra (Santino)
31 Knighstick (Big Bossman)
32 Paul E Dangerously's Cellphone
33 Jeritron 5000 (Y2J)
34 Cattle Prod (The Mountie)
35 Carlito's Apple
36 The Genius' Metal Scroll
37 2 X 4 (Hacksaw Jim Duggan)
38 Helmet (Nasty Boys with Jimmy Hart)
39 Gold Medals (Kurt Angle)
40 Prosthetic Leg
41 Scepter (Macho King Randy Savage)
42 Cast (Cowboy Bob Orton)
43 Can of Black Spraypaint (nWo)
44 Money In The Bank Briefcase (many)
45 Kane's Mask
46 Baseball Bat (Sting)
47 Beer Bottle (James Storm)
48 Seth Rollins' Statue
49 Owen Hart's Slammy Award
50 Janice, Abyss' board full of nails
51 Raven's chair in the middle of the ring
52 Mister Perfect's gum
53 Razor Ramon's toothpick
54 Hulk Hogan's do-rag
55 Lex Luger's Narcissist mirror
56 Shawn Michaels' Mirror held by Sensational Sherri
57 Rick Martel's Arrogance cologne
58 Samoa Joe's bloody towel
59 Christopher Daniels' appletini
60 Honky Tonk Man's guitar
61 Godwins' slop bucket
62 The Million Dollar Belt
63 Great Muta's green mist?
64 George "the Animal" Steele's turnbuckle fluff
65 Jeff Jarrett's guitar
66 The Ring Bell (Steamboat/Savage)
67 Haystacks Calhoun's horseshoe
68 John Cena's Chain/lock
69 Vader's helmet
70 Bret Hart's Sunglasses
71 IRS briefcase
72 Lex Luger's forearm steel plate
73 Slick/Freddie Blassie's Cane
74 "Relax with Trudy" briefcase - Adrian Adonis
75 The Lex Express Bus
76 Steve Austin's beer truck
77 The DeLeorean from the Timesplitter's entrance in WrestleKingdom 10
78 The DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt that won the DDT Iron Heavymetalwieght Championship
79 Yoshihiko, the Japanese blowup doll wrestler
80 The Eye of Tyr (Chikara)
81 Sandman's Singapore cane
82 Sign Guy Dudley's signs
83 Hercules' chain
84 Billy Jack Haynes chain
85 Catrina's earthquake stone
86 Sonjay Dutt's tambourine
87 Alex Shelley's video camera
88 Adam Rose's lollipop
89 Terry Funk's branding iron
90 The Sheik's fireball
91 The Sheik's pencil
92 Vampiro's blood chalice
93 Jerry Lawler's crown
94 Hurricane's cape
95 Finlay's shillelagh
96 Farooq's helmet
97 Steiner's chainmail
98 Dean's segway
99 Angle's milk truck
100 Undertaker's motorcycle
101 Val Venis's towel
102 Diesel's glove
103 Umaga's thumb tape
104 D'Lo's chest protector
105 Balls/Axl's chairs
106 Cesaro/Kidd's headphones
107 Berzerker's sword
108 Joel Gertner's neckbrace
109 Brian Pillman's crutch
110 Brian Pillman's gun
111 Golga's Cartman
112 Moondogs's bones
113 chains of Nikita Koloff 
114 Clay's disco ball
115 Jinder Mahal's turban and case
116 DL Hopper's plunger
117 Naked Mideon's fanny pack
118 Zeb Colter's scooter
119 John Laurinaitis's scooter
120 Crash Holly's scale
121 Poison - Tara's tarantula
122 Naomi's light-up shoes
123 Jillian Hall's headset
124 Cherry's roller skates
125 Dynamic Dudes's skateboards
126 Pitbulls's dogcollars
127 Bayley's wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen
128 Andy Kaufmann's neckbrace
129 Tupelo Concession Stand (famous for two Tupelo Concession Stand Brawls)
130 Yellow Paint (Jeff Jarrett and Tojo Yamamoto)
131 Deez Nutz (Cena or Road Dogg)
132 Steveweiser (Austin's cans tossed to him)
133 Francesca II (New Day's 2nd Trombone)
134 The Last Booty-O (New Day's cereal)
135 The Coconut from Piper's Pit (a/k/a "Snuka's Alibi")
136 Bray's Lantern and Rocking Chair
137 The RAW Comp-u-GM
138 The Cole Mine (Michael Cole)
139 The Brood's Blood Bath
140 Mae Young's Baby Hand
141 Katie Vick's Corpse
142 Pepper Steak (Al Snow's poor dog turned meal)



Possible contenders that need clarification...
-Whatever Dario Cueto is using to control Matanza
-Uncle Buck's Boombox? LINK
-Ken Shamrock's mouth full of blood - Could someone explain this? I may have missed this somehow in the late 90s.


Something tells me this could get fun/interesting... or it may be a total trainwreck. Who knows? Hoping for the best, and that we'll get to have a good time with this idea.

[Edited on 5-16-2016 by thestoryofmikeb]





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Owen Hart's Slammy Award
Janice, Abyss' board full of nails
Raven's chair in the middle of the ring
Mister Perfect's gum
Razor Ramon's toothpick
Hulk Hogan's do-rag
Lex Luger's Narcissist mirror
Rick Martel's Arrogance cologne
Boogeyman's worms
Samoa Joe's bloody towel
Christopher Daniels' appletini
Ken Shamrock's mouth full of blood
Ultimate Warrior's steroids
Virgil

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Honky Tonk Man's/Jeff Jarrett's guitar
Godwins' slop bucket
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Thanks for picking up and running with this.


Great Muta's green mist?
George "the Animal" Steele's turnbuckle fluff





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New Day's trombone
Hatsyacks Calhoun's horseshoe





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John Cena's Chain/lock
Vader's helmet
Bret Hart's Sunglasses
IRS briefcase
Lex Luger's forearm steel plate
Slick/Freddie Blassie's Cane





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Mainstream
* Adrian Adonis 'Relax with Trudy'

Japanese weirdness
* The DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt that won the DDT Iron Heavymetalwieght Championship
* Yoshihiko, the Japanese blowup doll wrestler

Chikara:
* The Eye of Tyr

These are probably more props but
* The Lex Express Bus
* Steve Austin's beer truck
* The DeLeorean used for the Timesplitter's entrance in WrestleKingdom 10.





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I've updated the list... a few thoughts on recent ideas suggested:

Ken Shamrock's mouth full of blood - Could someone explain this? I may have missed this somehow in the late 90s...

Ultimate Warrior's steroids - while true, were these ever an on screen element that contributed to storylines?

Virgil - he's alive, so I'm not sure he counts as an inanimate object, as per criteria

Boogeyman's worms - would these be live worms he ate? I'm leaning towards letting this in, but I'm curious on others' thoughts.





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quote:
Originally posted by bopol
Japanese weirdness
* The DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt that won the DDT Iron Heavymetalwieght Championship
* Yoshihiko, the Japanese blowup doll wrestler

Chikara:
* The Eye of Tyr



I'm revealing my lack of non mainstream wrestling chops.. but could you share any link/picture or something that would help explain these? I'm honestly curious, and between what I might find on google, and what you'd share... I'd trust your recommendation more.


quote:
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These are probably more props but
* The Lex Express Bus
* Steve Austin's beer truck
* The DeLeorean used for the Timesplitter's entrance in WrestleKingdom 10.


Honestly, I think these work... they match the criteria, non-living, and instrumental to a storyline/moment that had meaning and gave weight to the object. If nobody objects, I'll add them.





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Boogeyman's worms - would these be live worms he ate? I'm leaning towards letting this in, but I'm curious on others' thoughts.


Google's prop should be that clock he smashed over his head. The worms aren't inanimate.

Did Bob Orton Sr's cast get suggested yet?

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Does RoboCop count? From the movie, there was part of a dude in there. Prob not

Virgil and UW steroids are tongue in cheek entries. Don't count.

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R-Truth's selfie stick, which is literally a stick from a tree, which is about the most R-Truth thing ever.

Not sure if Little Jimmy was inanimate or not but he should be on the list too.





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Originally posted by bopol
Japanese weirdness
* The DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt that won the DDT Iron Heavymetalwieght Championship
* Yoshihiko, the Japanese blowup doll wrestler

Chikara:
* The Eye of Tyr



I'm revealing my lack of non mainstream wrestling chops.. but could you share any link/picture or something that would help explain these? I'm honestly curious, and between what I might find on google, and what you'd share... I'd trust your recommendation more.



DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt:

It's DDT 24/7 championship, and the long and storied history of the DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship is documented at the Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship

On April 29, 2014, as the 999th champion, Takagi tried to retire the belt, but he was knocked out by another wrestler and the belt fell on top of him. The ref counted three and the Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt became the new champion. The belt wasn't the first inanimate object to hold the title (it's been held by a beer, ladder, desk, chair, and rice), but it's was the best inanimate object to hold the title. I'm sorry to say I can't find the video (used to be on the YouTube)

Yoshihiko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYygp_ZF5hA. I have nothing to add.

The Eye of Tyr. A recurring object in the Chikara universe. It can be used to gain control of an individual, but if you keep it in your possession after using it, it curses you. It's been an important part of storylines in Chikara for the last six years and the particular details of it are covered here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo4TZK4r5yE and an example of how it is used is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6YFzv96Vv4. Sure, it's nerdy fun, but it's been a huge plot devise in Chikara.





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DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt:

It's DDT 24/7 championship, and the long and storied history of the DDT Iron Heavymetalweight Championship is documented at the Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship

On April 29, 2014, as the 999th champion, Takagi tried to retire the belt, but he was knocked out by another wrestler and the belt fell on top of him. The ref counted three and the Iron Heavymetalweight Championship Belt became the new champion. The belt wasn't the first inanimate object to hold the title (it's been held by a beer, ladder, desk, chair, and rice), but it's was the best inanimate object to hold the title. I'm sorry to say I can't find the video (used to be on the YouTube)





Thanks for sharing the info on this one. It is now my official dark horse* to win it all and will be the inanimate object I campaign heavily for. I mean, come on - the belt held the belt. How fucking awesome is that?













* ok maybe behind the blow-up doll wrestler. Hopefully they're in opposite-y enough brackets so that they'd first meet up in the finals.





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Originally posted by williamssl....the blow-up doll wrestler.....


Electra from ECW? Major Gunns from WCW? That's about as plastic and inanimate as it can get.





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For New Jack instead of the stapler as a specific item, I'd just go with his garbage can of plunder.

Sandman should probably have a Singapore cane.
Sign Guy Dudley's signs
Paul E Dangerously's gigantic cell phone
Hercules chain
Billy Jack Haynes chain
Whatever Dario Cueto is using to control Matanza
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Is Uncle Buck sequestered to the Voldemort Zone or is his boom box at least still eligible?





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Sonjay's tambourine
Shelley's video camera
Rose's lollipop
Funk's branding iron
The Sheik's fireball
The Sheik's pencil
Vampiro's blood chalice
Lawler's crown
Hurricane's cape
Finlay's shillelagh
Farooq's helmet
Steiner's chainmail
Dean's segway
Angle's milk truck
Taker's motorcycle
Venis's towel
Diesel's glove
Umaga's thumb tape
D'Lo's chest protector
Balls/Axl's chairs
Cesaro/Kidd's headphones
Berzerker's sword
Gertner's neckbrace
Pillman's crutch
Pillman's gun
Golga's Cartman
Moondogs's bones
Phantasio's facepaint mask
Clay's disco ball
Mahal's turban and case
Hopper's plunger
Mideon's fanny pack
Colter's scooter
Laurinaitis's scooter
Crash's scale
Tara's tarantula
Naomi's light-up shoes
Jillian's headset
Cherry's roller skates
Dynamic Dudes's skateboards
Pitbulls's dogcollars
Bayley's wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen





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Hitting Memphis:

Andy Kaufmann's neckbrace
Andy Kaufmann's powder he threw in Lawler's face
Tupelo Concession Stand (famous for two Tupelo Concession Stand Brawls and a good reason never to buy something from the Tupelo Concession Stand for fear of Hep C).
Yellow Paint (Jeff Jarrett and Tojo Yamamoto)

And while I'm thinking of it:

The chains of Nikita Koloff





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Road Dogg's/Cena's bag of Deez Nutz





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Austin's Steveweisers

The Raw General Manager Laptop. Would that be Vince's or Hornswoggle's?

NWO black spray paint cans.

Shiiiit, kinda reaching now. Pat Patterson's spit bucket? Lol, j/k he never had one.

The mason jar where they keep Chyna's Rasputin'd...well, you know.





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I see Francesca. But no love for Francesca Jr.? For shame! SHAME! [Also: Francesca vs. Francesca Jr. would obviously be one of those Matte Classic 1st Round match-ups, and would somehow generate at least two pages of passionate debate about the worthy victor.]

I also suspect the New Day will generate sympathy for the demise of the last remaining Holy Booty-O from WM32, and sooner than later, given the way they are playing it up.

Some more, hopefully more memorable than minutiae-y:

The Coconut from Piper's Pit (a/k/a "Snuka's Alibi")
Bray's Lantern and/or Rocking Chair
The RAW Comp-u-GM
The Cole Mine
The Brood's Blood Bath
Mae Young's Baby Hand

And perhaps the most perfect example of a lifeless object playing a vital role in a wrestling storyline:

Katie Vick's Corpse

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Mr. McMahon's money giveaway podium





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Mr. McMahon's exploding limo?
Mr. McMahon's durag?
Mr. McMahon's spaghetti extremities?
Mr. McMahon's exploding quadriceps?
Mr. McMahon's too-tightly-closed lottery balls?
Mr. McMahon's grapefruits?





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