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CCharger
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 09:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
RIP Tater Tot

As some of you know, a while back I posted about my dog Tater Tot being anally raped by my neighbor. He was arrested and eventually plead out. He got time served and probation. Unfortunately, they don't have sex offender registry for bestiality pervs. He still lives next door to me believe it or not.

Well, as a sad epilogue to that tale, today Tater Tot passed away. He was 8. I don't know the cause of death, but he had been wheezing and whining constantly for about three weeks. Then three days ago, he started bleeding from his nose and shaking. He finally passed quietly today.

I feel like I could have done more. I feel like maybe if I had taken him to the vet, something might have been done, but I had to work and had other shit to do.

Anyways, other than the last year or so, Tater had a really good life and he will be missed.

RIP Tater Tot





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posted on 3-16-2016 at 09:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So all of that was really real? Not trying to be flip but I thought that whole thing was a bit of a rib considering you wrote about it around the time you were still doing Total Divas recaps. But I guess not. Really sorry dude. If it's any consolation my life is falling apart faster than I can duct tape it back together thus my transformation into the Punisherd is quite ahead of schedule, so if you want to put a certain someone on The List...

R.I.P. Tater Tot.





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posted on 3-16-2016 at 10:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I seriously can't tell if this is an in-joke I missed out on.

If it's legit than I'm sorry to hear about your loss.

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posted on 3-16-2016 at 10:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't remember the whole story. Did dude rape your dog outside? Because if people can get labeled sex offenders for taking a piss in an alley, public beastiality seems like it should also qualify.

At least his memory is being carried on by Roman Reigns.




RIP Tater Tot

[Edited on 3-16-2016 by Matte]





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posted on 3-17-2016 at 04:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry about your loss buddy.





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posted on 3-17-2016 at 05:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Condolences. RIP Tater Tot
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posted on 3-17-2016 at 09:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks for the well wishes, guys. I know I am not the most well-liked bOOarder, but it is nice to know some people care.

A lot of people have PMed me about the original story. Here it is:

quote:

Well, as some of you know, I was living above a gay bar called the Poop Deck. I am straight, but you couldn't beat the rent. Anyways, they condemned the building. So I had to go back and live with my mom. I am not actually living with her. She has an old school bus up on blocks in the backyard that I converted into living quarters. Other than having to shit and piss in a bucket, it's pretty nice.

My mom lives next to this guy Horace who used to run a Renaissance Fair. He's always been a weird dude. He is the kind of guy who wears buckskin pants, cowboy boots and a Slayer T-shirt. He's got a receding hairline but insists on wearing a pony tail. You know the type: the kind of guy who farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles before they pop.

Anyways, Horace has always seemed harmless and never caused trouble. I'd always imagined he had bodies buried in the woods behind his house or had terabytes of CP on his computer, but most of the time he just ran around with his LAARPING friends and smoked dried banana peels. Little did I know.

Anyways, my dog Tater Tot came with me on the re-location. After about a month, I noticed him walking funny and some blood in his stool. I was concerned but not overly so. I gave it some time to get better and it seemed to for a while.

Then two weeks ago, I get back from a blind date at the miniature golf course (she was a slut, blew me behind the pirate ship, haven't called her since). I walked across the yard to the bus after smoking a bowl with my mom, and I turn the corner and there is Horace, balls deep in Tater Tot's ass.

There have been a few times in my life when some event was so awful that it literally caused time to slow. Like the Challenger exploding, 9/11, or David Arquette winning the WCW title. This was one of those times. I simply couldn't process that my Tolkien-obsessed, middle-aged neighbor was buttfucking my dog.

He saw me and froze. Before he could say anything I jumped up and jacked him in the face with my boot. My dog scrambled away. For an instant, I thought about jumping on him and pounding him, but the thought of being anywhere near his naked, feces-covered penis made me hesitate. I let him grab his stuff and run off, and I called the cops who picked him up an hour later. He confessed and is in out on bail. I am in the process of moving out and into a place closer to work.






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posted on 3-18-2016 at 04:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Losing a pet is always horrible. I'm sorry for your loss, man.
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posted on 3-18-2016 at 05:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sad stuff. Will you get another dog soon?





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posted on 3-18-2016 at 05:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm thinking of getting a gerbil, honestly.





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posted on 3-18-2016 at 08:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm thinking of getting a gerbil, honestly.


Youre a grown man getting a gerbil and you really want people to believe that living above the gay bar was a necessity rather than your life's greatest accomplishment? This has rib written all over it.

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posted on 3-19-2016 at 08:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
After reading this thread, I think someone should check CCharger's cell phone to make sure he isn't sending out texts saying that the dogs are enclosed in the pool area and the garage side door is open.
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posted on 4-15-2016 at 12:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did your neighbor make a recent trip to Washington?





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posted on 4-20-2016 at 09:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Did your neighbor make a recent trip to Washington?

No, but I read this story, and it obviously brought back memories. Unfortunately, he still lives next door. I'm moving soon though.





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posted on 4-21-2016 at 04:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did you end up getting a gerbil? The wise ass that I am thought to recommend a hamster (for obvious reasons), but I thought the ordeal with your neighbor would make that comment in poor taste.





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posted on 4-22-2016 at 12:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I did get a gerbil. It's name is French Fry.





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posted on 4-22-2016 at 01:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Haha too fucking funny. Thats exsctly what Im thinking too

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posted on 4-22-2016 at 02:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CC, I have to admit I am a little worried about you. I know we are all OO Universe cohabitants and I do take my social conscience seriously in that context. I feel if we see something we should address it, to ensure the online persona of each other translates to a healthy human typing.

This thread...I hope I'm not being too personal... Look it kinda jumps out at me and I'm sure a lot of other caring OOers. First Tater Tot (RIP). Then French Fry (still alive?)

I guess I'll just lay it out there...

Is your potato infatuation a result of realizing you are not Irish?





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posted on 4-22-2016 at 12:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Would it surprise any of you to know that I once had a cat named Potato Skin?

ETA: You sick bastards. I just had my dead dog sexually assaulted and then you imply I would sexually assault a gerbil? What in the blue hell?

[Edited on 4-22-2016 by CCharger]





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posted on 4-22-2016 at 10:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CCharger
Would it surprise any of you to know that I once had a cat named Potato Skin?

ETA: You sick bastards. I just had my dead dog sexually assaulted and then you imply I would sexually assault a gerbil? What in the blue hell?

[Edited on 4-22-2016 by CCharger]









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posted on 4-22-2016 at 11:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I still have no idea what's going on in this thread.









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posted on 4-23-2016 at 12:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CCharger
Would it surprise any of you to know that I once had a cat named Potato Skin?

ETA: You sick bastards. I just had my dead dog sexually assaulted and then you imply I would sexually assault a gerbil? What in the blue hell?

[Edited on 4-22-2016 by CCharger]


I still call bullshit on this whole story. However, if you did actually get a gerbil id put money on you dipping your french fry in your chocolate frosty.

[Edited on 4-23-2016 by coxito]

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posted on 4-23-2016 at 04:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CCharger
Would it surprise any of you to know that I once had a cat named Potato Skin?

ETA: You sick bastards. I just had my dead dog sexually assaulted and then you imply I would sexually assault a gerbil? What in the blue hell?

[Edited on 4-22-2016 by CCharger]


It would not. It is clear that your irishenvy is causing conflict in your inner you.

I can't imagine you assaulting a gerbil...even the Irish aren't that small.





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posted on 4-23-2016 at 04:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CCharger You sick bastards. I just had my dead dog sexually assaulted and then you imply I would sexually assault a gerbil? What in the blue hell?


Thanks to years of being a wrestling fan when I read that my inner brain heard it in The Rock's voice from when he once confronted Goldust, who was in extra-weirdo mode at the time, and yelled in cadence-tone at him "you. Sick. FREAK!".

RIP to Tater Tot who is in a better place now where there's no freaky neighbours. God help French Fry who someday might need someone to call the cops for him for help. And I don't even want to know what might have happened to Potato Skin, and that's all I'm gonna say about that.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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