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Author: Subject: Freaky Naked Chicks - WARNING!!! VERY VERY VERY NSFW!!!
janerd75
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posted on 3-11-2016 at 09:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Freaky Naked Chicks - WARNING!!! VERY VERY VERY NSFW!!!

Nothin' nasty here, just what the title implies. Chicks doin' weird shit. Of course it's NSFW, dummies. The hell don't the diva threads get more action anyways?

ETA: Well, the nothing nasty part lasted all of one post, so caveat dicktor.



Oh right, y'alls have ladyfriends. How nice. Whuzzat, Mista J?



Well, I have no such l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ hangups in my life. Sing it, Frankie.



Enjoy the show!






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Whuzzat? No, Dearest Florida, I ain't forgot you baby. I can never forget you...





This is so close to my house I'm not entirely certain this isn't me...







[Edited on 3-12-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 3-12-2016 at 04:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So porn thread?







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posted on 3-12-2016 at 05:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was thinking more along the lines of batshit crazy gals never no minding social mores, but y'know what, I think that qualifies. Going downtown in the terlet makes the grade! Also, for as...unseemly as that is and even though it features a well known porno gal, but is anyone else burnt out on the overproduced, actor-y stuff? I mean some of the high end porno versions of major movies are kinda funny, but my go to these days is just watching normal folks, amateurs if you wheeyul, and their adventures through Poundtown. Sometimes I'll even watch them online as opposed to standing quietly inside their bedrooms. Eh, maybe I'm just getting old. Either way, nice video! You've got spirit yes you do, you've got spirit, so do...fuck, I did that wrong. Anyway, here's Wonderwall...



Also, Florida....





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Wait, this isn't gay now too, is it?







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posted on 3-12-2016 at 07:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You guys are sickening! Here, waste the next six days of your lives with this!



[Edited on 3/12/2016 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 3-12-2016 at 08:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well that's just faaaaaabulous.



I swear I tried to have a theme for this thread. Serves me right with all my shitposting. Congratulations, I played myself. This is all Pad's fault.



First porno I ever seen't, which may explain a lot.



Miami Whoores!!!!



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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 3-12-2016 at 09:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Also, fucking Florida again.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-sausage-castle-is-the-most-depraved-and-holsome-house-in-florida-456?utm_source=vicefbus



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posted on 4-26-2016 at 10:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well this is the most random naked picture I have.

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posted on 4-26-2016 at 10:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Backstory is something like - Weird Russian dude runs amateur porn site with weird Russian girls. Dude makes his videos more and more wacky and unsafe, resulting in shots like these two naked and barefoot in a field that is burning. There is no God here. Just Russian meth heads.

I spent a lot of time finding the source to this, and skipped forward through the whole thing and deleted it. I can't even recall if it was soft or hardcore. It was just... Russia. So fucked.





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posted on 6-10-2016 at 09:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Regardless of whoever wins the election, I'm moving to Ukraine.

Nekkid Ukrainian Chicks

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