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posted on 3-7-2016 at 03:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hogan vs Gawker Begins Today

The court proceedings of Hulk Hogan's $100 million invasion of privacy lawsuit against Gawker Media begin today.

http://gawker.com/watch-the-hulk-hogan-v-gawker-trial-live-from-florida-1763260087

Live from Florida* no less. Ought to be quite the shitacular especially if Bubba and his ho wife end up testifying. "Hey, Terry's nickname isn't "Silo" because he keeps that thing packed with corn". I despise Gawker so this is actually the first time I've cheered for Hogan since, well, ever.

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posted on 3-7-2016 at 06:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Holy shit this is amazing! Why is Hogan allowed to wear his bandanna? Why is Hogan being asked questions about Chief Jay Strongbow and the territory days? The lawyer just asked him if he was wrestling as a "good guy" or a "bad guy" I can't believe what I'm seeing!

Seriously, where is everyone? This should be like the OJ trial for us, right? Oh right, people have jobs and shit. I've given up any attempt at productivity today, and unless you're at liberty to do the same, do not click that link!





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posted on 3-7-2016 at 07:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Probably would have been more appropriate for sister site Jezebel to host this seal-breaking event that will bring us one step closer to Ol' Scratch's return, but I guess the greater of all evils that is Florida takes precedence anyway.

And as far as Whoores What Set Things In Motion Go, I guess credit to Hogan that she didn't look like his daughter as his lady friends tend to go. Though I can't imagine getting rootered through and hogged out by the likes of Bubba the Love Sponge and the Orange Menace are places anyone would want to stop and visit on their trip through Poundtown. In fact, I venture to guess that you could interview any random meth-addled Juggalo-lovin' honkaloid couple wearing skull emblazoned and bedazzled black hoodies with pocketfuls of Subbies pushing a baby stroller up the side of 441 and ask them if they'd do what she did, they'd likely rather trade the kid up as an ingredient for a flakka monster pie recipe and go clean than listen to the details of Hogan and Heather's escapades.



Florida: Not Even Once.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/topic/wtf-florida-6433165

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posted on 3-7-2016 at 07:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is.. is that the meat in the Bubba-Hulk sandwich?





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posted on 3-7-2016 at 08:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Is.. is that the meat in the Bubba-Hulk sandwich?




So yeah, there's this...



But there's also this to consider...







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posted on 3-7-2016 at 10:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If I didn't have a reason to hate Bubba the CumDumpster, I sure do now.


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posted on 3-8-2016 at 05:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For good or ill our friend Jeb had a fucking field day with this huge cocked nonsense.








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And as far as Whoores What Set Things In Motion Go, I guess credit to Hogan that she didn't look like his daughter as his lady friends tend to go. Though I can't imagine getting rootered through and hogged out by the likes of Bubba the Love Sponge and the Orange Menace are places anyone would want to stop and visit on their trip through Poundtown. In fact, I venture to guess that you could interview any random meth-addled Juggalo-lovin' honkaloid couple wearing skull emblazoned and bedazzled black hoodies with pocketfuls of Subbies pushing a baby stroller up the side of 441 and ask them if they'd do what she did, they'd likely rather trade the kid up as an ingredient for a flakka monster pie recipe and go clean than listen to the details of Hogan and Heather's escapades.


I don't understand any of this, but it moves me.





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posted on 3-8-2016 at 11:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Do you feel stirrings way down deep in the cockles of your heart?
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posted on 3-8-2016 at 11:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jeb's at it again too.








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posted on 3-9-2016 at 12:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I second and highly encourage anyone and everyone, even the anti-twatites around here, to get on the Mobu...SCS...uh, Jeb train to Hahaville on this one. Profound with a twist of sublime.

Also, Florida.





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posted on 3-9-2016 at 12:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Between Jeb and the WWE Subway twitter it remains amazing how Our Sport lends itself so well to all sorts of incredibly creative mockery.





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posted on 3-9-2016 at 12:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Given the meme state of the culture nowadays, you don't have to swing very hard to sky that fucker outta the park either. I'd smoosh these together sk8rboi style, but it's just as easy for you to crank the volume and hit play on both videos at once.









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posted on 3-9-2016 at 12:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okerlund looked like he was at least halfway through a 26er himself in that clip. The good old days, when there were as many dropper bottles of Visine in the locker room to take care of unwanted bloodshot eyes as there were used hypodermics with traces of veterinary steroids strewn across the shower floor.





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posted on 3-9-2016 at 05:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Iron Sheik weighs in:

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EAR HULK HOGAN,

EVERYBODY KNOW YOU THE ALL AMERICA. YOU THE LEGEND. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO EAT THE VITAMIN AND SAY THE PRAYER. YOU ALWAYS PUT THE FANS FIRST.EVERYONE KNOWS FOREVER I AM THE LEGEND AND WITHOUT IRON SHEIK THERE IS NO HULKAMANIA. I SELL OUT THE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AND I DID THE HONORS FOR YOU AND MR KENNEDY MCMAHON WHEN I COULD HAVE BROKE YOUR LEG INSTEAD YOU THE PAVE WAY FOR WRESTLEMANIA AND NEW GENERATION.

BUT ONE DAY YOU TELL ME "I OWE YOU ONE SHEIKIE BABY"… I NEVER SEE THAT DAY. I NEVER SEE THE PAYBACK. ITS OK BECAUSE I MAKE IT TO THE HALL OF FAME I PAY FOR MY DUE. THIS WAY FOREVER I AM THE LEGEND.

HULK HOGAN EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU THE HALF AND HALF HOWDY DOODY LOOKING JABRONI GUITAR PLAYER STILL YOU ARE ONE OF THE BOYS. TODAY THE NEW GENERATION DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GET THE RESPECT IN LIFE. IT COME IT GO NOBODY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HISTORY. ONLY CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS THIS SECOND. THAT WAY I LOSE LOT OF RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT GET THE CHEAP HEAT.

CHEAP HEAT IS THE HEAT YOU GET FROM EASY WAY. YOU MAKE SOMEBODY LOOK BAD THAT IS THE CHEAP HEAT. THIS WAY I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE GAWKER.

THE GAWKER YOU DUMB NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH YOU GET THE CHEAP HEAT YOU DON'T RESPECT THE PRIVACY YOU HAVE NO CLASS YOU TRY TO BURY THE PEOPLE FROM THE CHEAP HEAT. YOU ARE NOT THE REAL YOU ARE THE JABRONI OF THE EARTH. NOT EVEN THE 100 MILLION MILLION DOLLAR SAVE YOU FROM MAKE THE WORLD A BAD PLACE. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THE PRIVACY AWAY. I CANT WAIT I SEE MR. GAWKER I SUPLEX YOU PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH BREAK YOUR HIS BACK I MAKE HIM HUMBLE. I AM THE LEGEND AND YOU WILL ALL SEE WHEN YOU WATCH MY MOVIE . EVERYBODY PUT ME OVER BIG TIME BECAUSE I AM NO JABRONI #sheikmovie







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posted on 3-10-2016 at 06:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Between the smegma bomb ex-Editor-In-Chief of Gawker drawing the line, under oath in a court of law mind you, at age fucking four for publishing leaked celebrity sex tapes and this...



...I think it's high time for The Lord, probably the LBJ version for ironical reasons, to smite the everlasting shit out of the courtroom and the greater Tampa/St. Pete region and, just to be safe probably the rest of Florida for good measure. Don't worry aboot me guys, I had a good run.





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Between the smegma bomb ex-Editor-In-Chief of Gawker drawing the line, under oath in a court of law mind you, at age fucking four for publishing leaked celebrity sex tapes and this...



It somehow gets worse.

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Gawker’s internal emails show callous response to ‘rape’ victim
By Julia Marsh March 11, 2016 | 10:06am | Updated

Gawker’s callousness goes beyond its Web site. Even its complaint department commented “Blah, blah, blah” when a college co-ed objected to the release of video that may show her being raped.

Jurors at Hulk Hogan’s invasion-of-privacy trial heard Friday how former top Gawker editor Albert “A.J.” Daulerio — who put the infamous Hogan sex tape online — also posted video of the young woman engaged in sex in a bathroom stall at a Bloomington, Ind., sports bar in May 2010.

Days later, the woman wrote Gawker, begging that the video be taken down from its sports-themed Deadspin Website, according to e-mails read in court by Hogan lawyer Shane Vogt.

“I am the girl in it and it was stolen from me and put up without my permission,” the unidentified woman wrote on May 11, 2010....


http://nypost.com/2016/03/11/blah-blah-blah-gawker-editor-blew-off-woman-who-begged-him-to-remove-possible-rape-video/

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HOLD EVERYTHING!

#sheikmovie ?

Really?





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It somehow gets worse.



That's the thing with Gawker. They have some great stories but dammit if the vast majority of their writers, on their subsites too not just the main one, don't come across as absolutely snarky, smarmy, sarcastic, mean-spirited, and genuinely unpleasant pricks as far as people are concerned. This is why I'm cheering for Hogan for the first time ever to win this thing because it'd beyond poetic justice if Gawker got put out of business by losing a court case to someone who is even more real-life awful than they are.





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While they have a mean streak, and should absolutely be held accountable for releasing shit they shouldn't, I will be pissed if IO9-Gizmodo and LifeHacker get killed off. Seriously I love them.
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And Jezebel featured one of the greatest critiques of a movement I have ever read too....

http://jezebel.com/no-offense-1749221642





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Deadspin is kind of funny site sometimes, but overall Gawker Media is just terrible things written by terrible people who write terribly.





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Keep in mind that the Gawker sites went batshit insane when The Fappening happened with all the female celebs having their private sex photos hacked from the iCloud. According to Gawker it was the worst misogynist crime in the history of ever and the guys who did deserved the guillotine. Yeah, Hogan's a piece of crap but if Gawker had any ethical consistency to them they would have reacted the same way to Bubba's tape that they did with The Fappening. Or they would have happily posted all the lady celebs photos with the same "hah-hah, we're rascals!" vibe they did with the Hogan tape. This is why I want Hogan to put them out of business. Almost every single one of their sites, except maybe FoxtrotAlpha, is just drenched their sick combination of political correctness and outright malice.

I don't what can be said about someone like AJ Daulerio if his response to being asked what he wouldn't post was "anything involving a four year-old". That's something even Larry Flynt at his worst wouldn't have said. They're pure shit at Gawker, practically all of them are just pure shit on the inside as far as people go.





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And Jezebel featured one of the greatest critiques of a movement I have ever read too....

http://jezebel.com/no-offense-1749221642


Any congratulations to Jez should be accompanied by a reminder that they ran like crazy with the Rolling Stone story about the rape at UVA that turned out to be a massive fraud that was perpetrated by a bad reporter and a "victim" that turned out to be a highly creative pathological liar. It basically ruined over forty years worth of Rolling Stone being a credible source of longread independent journalism, with everything that guys like Hunter Thompson or Bill Greider wrote for them being tainted forever thanks to RS deciding with one false story to throw all their journalistic standards away. That's what Jezebel does all the time too as they're basically just a howling lynch mob running a hate site aimed at every straight white male in the world.

I used to like io9 too but they've taken a massive downturn for the worst over the last couple of years too. Their reviews of shows read, judging by the number of times they do things like getting the character's names wrong, like someone went through them as fast as they could with the PVR on fast forward. They consistently crap on things like Walking Dead but boost all those childish superhero shows on the CW, or garbage like Shannara on MTV, as "wow, this is the greatest ever!". They also have engaged in a non-stop pushing of "diversity" casting for books/comic that are turned into films/movies even when it makes no sense to do so. They basically said in a column last week that casting a white actor to play Iron Fist in the upcoming Netflix series was blatantly racist, even thought the character was always caucasian from his creation back in the early 1970's. In short they basically want everything, no matter how old it is or how beloved it is by generations of previous fans, to be re-done to fit the millenial politics of today. If anyone dissents in the comments section they're subject to the usual accusations of racism/misogyny/anti-gay/whatever the fuck other insults they can use to shut the talk down.

Like I said the only one I'd miss if Gawker shut down would be FoxtrotAlpha not just because of the stories but because the main writer there is one of the few on the entire network that doesn't appear to be one of Nick Denton's hand-picked uber-assholes. It's gotten me annoyed to the point that most of the time I now use the links in the articles to get to more respectable outlets for their take and click out of the Gawker article as fast as I can. They aren't as bad as something like TMZ now, they're even worse than TMZ.





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