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Author: Subject: Sunny Side Up: In Through the Backdoor
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sunny Side Up: In Through the Backdoor

The title is pretty self-explanatory, and if you really feel like searching for a teaser video, I suggest you check Vivid's front page. Sincerely disappointed her life spiraled like this.
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 04:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am of two minds on this:

(1) Well, that escalated quickly. Seriously, from the initial-offer-which-Sunny-declined to the release of a trailer-in-which-Sunny-has-a-penis-in-her-butt, all in less than two weeks...

(2) Not nearly quickly enough. Like, not quickly enough by many years. Remember when Sunny got her shit together, and returned to the public eye, once again all charismatic and drool-worthy after all that time on the skids? Well, that was already 5 years and 7 arrests ago. How does Vivid intend to recoup their investment, given how late they are on this? Or did their Chyna video actually make money, proving that wrestling fans are loyal to the point of having no standards?

I won't say I'm "disappointed" or "sorry" for Sunny, because that's probably the exact sentiment she'd reject, as using her looks to make hundreds of thousands of dollars is a totally empowering move. Or something. But I will admit that I wish things had turned out differently for her. Oh well....



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posted on 1-22-2016 at 05:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Totally lame. Sub-Cinemax level eroticism. Like a Sesame Street version of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Though Sunny is much darker than I remember. I guess times really are tough for her. Explains all the arrests, I suppose.



Oh goodness, my mistake! Just typed in "Sunny Side Up" into the Janerbator 6900 and pasted the first thing I saw. Totally, utterly, completely unplanned. NSFW! Here. NSFW! <---Here is where you want to go to see Sunny get empowered. Really, really empowered. Like, empowered almost through the goddamned wall. Also, it's nice to know that as I unwillingly enter middle age as a doughy white piece of shit, I can look forward to semi-successfully mackin' on some similar looking, age-appropriate rusty M.I.L.F.'s with musty, craggy old gapers whose sexytime noises sound like they absentmindedly ate discarded Kool butts out of ashtrays instead of bar nuts while haggling over the transaction costs of trading a blow n' go for a couple fat rails in the men's room of a BWW and who're justified in demanding no one judge them too harshly for their actions "'cause she's been through some rough shit." Women, amirite fellas?

Bonus Sunny Pre-Decline Nudity:

N.S.F.W. #1

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Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 1-22-2016 at 06:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote






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posted on 1-22-2016 at 07:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now I feel dead inside, like I'd spent three hours going through the Crack Whore Confessions archive. Herr Starr asking to piss in the hooker's mouth was about a million times sexier than that.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 07:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Now I feel dead inside, like I'd spent three hours going through the Crack Whore Confessions archive. Herr Starr asking to piss in the hooker's mouth was about a million times sexier than that.


Crack. Whore. Confessionals. Huh. Learn somethin' new every day, I reckon. Thanks, Pad. Thanks tonnes.



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Wah, wah, wah, I'mb CM Crunk, I hate seeing the stretched out mud gusher of the WWE's WWF's Sunny years after she was relevant or took her meds responsibly, wah, wah, wah...

Don't be all like...



Come, join me on this disastrous journey of human degradation and desperation. Then come agayn. We'll have a ball.









Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 1-22-2016 at 03:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She's the worst person that ever lived. She doesn't have kids, right? Please tell me she doesn't have kids.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 07:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Makes sense... her asshole is probably WAY less worn out than her bunk pussy.





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posted on 1-22-2016 at 07:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dude doing the hard work looked like he wasn't enjoying it. Must have been like fucking a raw steak that someone had used a door-knob hole saw to open up.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 07:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by OORick
Well, that escalated quickly. Seriously, from the initial-offer-which-Sunny-declined to the release of a trailer-in-which-Sunny-has-a-penis-in-her-butt, all in less than two weeks...


I read on one of the gossip sites that the video for Vivid was already shot and in the can (no pun intended) before they even made the "$100,000 offer" to her, which was only done as a way to stir up some talk before the video's release. Don't know if that's true or not, but it makes sense.

And as much as I'd normally be all for seeing a former WWE Diva shoot a porn video, I agree with the other comments that in this instance, it just seems kinda sad. Like Rick said, Sunny looked like she was getting her shit together when she got inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2011, so to see her taking it up the ass on camera five years later is a little depressing (and, you know, not to mention the fact that the video is almost 20 years too late).





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posted on 1-22-2016 at 08:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So....

I wonder if HBK has fond memories of that, or if the Jeebus wiped his memory clear.

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posted on 1-22-2016 at 08:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
She's the worst person that ever lived.


👆👆 sarcasm?👆👆

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posted on 1-22-2016 at 09:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Uhh.....mabey?





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 10:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So....

I wonder if HBK has fond memories of that, or if the Jeebus wiped his memory clear.


Actually it was Bret who had Sunny days if rumours are to be believed.

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posted on 1-22-2016 at 11:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Uhh.....mabey?


Whew, cuz there like Luis Garavito and Pedro Lopes (not to be confused with Lucky...I hope) and Danny Barbosa all included in "ever".

And while I'm at it, I'm not sure what a door knob hole saw is, but what size would make the steak unenjoyable in bed? Just wondering...


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posted on 1-22-2016 at 11:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I haven't even watched the teaser and it's still made me feel sad
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 11:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just like cooches and schlongs they come in all sizes.



At this stage in her "career" to Sunny even a mega-stud is now probably no more effective than throwing a hot dog down a hallway.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-23-2016 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Dude doing the hard work looked like he wasn't enjoying it. Must have been like fucking a raw steak that someone had used a door-knob hole saw to open up.


I'm more of a "her drainage ditch looks like the kickhole someone mudstomped into the gut of feral pig roadkill" guy myself, but your analogy is a bit tidier.









Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

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posted on 1-23-2016 at 02:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And that, children, is the story of how Chris Candido fell into the sarlacc pit.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-24-2016 at 08:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Does this mean Chyna gets a step closer to appearing in WWE again? One objection that HHH mentioned was the choices she's made. Now that an HOF member is also in porn is it so scandalous to bring Chyna back?

Also, what's Missy Hyatt's take on this?

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posted on 1-24-2016 at 08:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I wonder if this was a "Mountain Dew or crab juice" scenario for Sunny's co-star.

Producer: You can either fuck her smelly butthole, or her vagina.
Porn Star: Ew, blech... god... I'll take her butthole.





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posted on 1-25-2016 at 01:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hopefully the poor dude didn't have to do oral on her. There wouldn't be enough crab juice in the world to get rid of the taste of that rotten ol' khlav kalash.

(with a little love and attention this could be one of the best threads ever, Charlie Brown)

[Edited on 1/25/2016 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 1-28-2016 at 11:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Do people actually get off to that leathery old boot sounding like she's reading her sexual directions from the back of a shampoo bottle?

My soul actually feels soiled from watching that clip and I've seen some shit.

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posted on 1-29-2016 at 05:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Let's put it this way; If I wanted to enjoy some straight up body horror I'll just stream some Cronenberg.





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