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posted on 12-28-2015 at 11:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2016 bOOardies: memory jogger thread

Starting another annual edition so no one bothers to use it and we forget shit a year from now.





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posted on 12-29-2015 at 12:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Since I don't get to be Jackass of the Year , perhaps 2016 will be Year of the Zinger. Less gifs, more riffs. You're welcome and I'm sorry.

http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30771&page=33

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* Nikki Bella is looking at needing surgery for a bulged disc problem. The physical therapy isn't correcting it. If she returns she will have to stop using the Rack Attack as her finisher because repeatedly doing that move in the ring over the last several years is what caused the injury in the first place.


Did Lex Luger ever have similar surgery?


Yes, but that was back when Luger performed a similar move called the Crack Attack and used it as a finisher on Miss Elizabeth.






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posted on 1-10-2016 at 04:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Potential new categories:
Over pushed wrestler
Under utilized wrestler

Those might be too WWE-centric, so

Missed wrestler of the year? (due to underexposure outside of WWE or injury)





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posted on 1-10-2016 at 05:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bullshittiest Post of the Year! Like that time CCharger called everyone obtuse and said there's no way Reigns leaves Mania without the title, you collage of idiotic fuckheads. I'm paraphrasing.





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Bullshittiest Post of the Year! Like that time CCharger called everyone obtuse and said there's no way Reigns leaves Mania without the title, you collage of idiotic fuckheads. I'm paraphrasing.


^^^^

I'd say the above is post of the year material, but we don't do that anymore. I blame myself.

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posted on 1-11-2016 at 09:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm going to paste all of my posts this year into the memory jogger thread for post of the year. That should give everyone like 5 or 6 choices...


Nevermind too much effort.





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posted on 1-14-2016 at 04:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Bullshittiest Post of the Year! Like that time CCharger called everyone obtuse and said there's no way Reigns leaves Mania without the title, you collage of idiotic fuckheads. I'm paraphrasing.

That was last year. Missed the deadline, bitches!!!





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posted on 1-14-2016 at 05:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Bullshittiest Post of the Year!


So stuff like this?

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posted on 1-14-2016 at 07:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
In the spirit of livening things up with some new categories...

The Nostradamus Award for Prediction Of The Year (or The Gary Spivey Award For Perfectly Cromulent Prediculating): Self explanatory, but this ones for anyone who nails a long shot prediction.

The NostraDUMBASS Award (or The Red Foreman in a Carnac The Magnificent Turban Staring A Hole Through You Award): You get the gist.

The Voice Of Reason Award: Hey, why not reward pragmatism?

BrOOhaha of The Year: Kind of a companion to Story/Thread Of The Year but focusing on all of the things that bring out the incredulous nerd rage in all of us.

The I.W.M.G.U.A.W.C.T. Award: A category for all of the sad stories that make us want to wake up a loved one(log onto OO) and cry (post the gif of James Van Der Beek crying.)

The Tuesday Morning Booker Award: For great or not so great feats of fantasy booking

Most Drunkest OO Saturday Night Thread (Or The Drunken StOOper Award) Because I like voting for Pad and J. Jonah Janerdson on things.

I'm sure we can all come up with some more, but I also think it'd be fun to pepper in a few "standard" awards for the rest of the bOOards as a whole...

TV Show of The Year Non-wrestling, obviously, and we could break this down into several subcategories (Netflix, Cable, Comedy, Drama, depends on how OCD we want to get.) Hell, it probably wouldn't hurt to have one or two for The WWE Network as well.

Movie Of The Year Once again there are plenty of opportunities for subcategories as well.

Album/Musician/Band Of The Year

Console/Game/Developer Of The Year

Edited to add:

Why don't we start up an OO Hall Of Fame while we're at it? Not for posters, obviously, since the whole message board scene is shrinking like crazy and we'll be inducting spammers inside of 3 years. But what if we figured out how many people a year we could induct based solely on criteria that we, the last bastion for semi-sane wrestling fans on the internet, decide? I think that would pull in a lot of our population to participate.

[Edited on 1/14/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 1-14-2016 at 02:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Avatar of the Year nominee: CM Crunk's "Kevin Kline yelling ASSHOLE!"







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 1-15-2016 at 12:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Allow me to make a suggestion that this thread get pinned to the top of the page.





2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.

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posted on 1-27-2016 at 02:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Why don't we start up an OO Hall Of Fame while we're at it? Not for posters, obviously, since the whole message board scene is shrinking like crazy and we'll be inducting spammers inside of 3 years. But what if we figured out how many people a year we could induct based solely on criteria that we, the last bastion for semi-sane wrestling fans on the internet, decide? I think that would pull in a lot of our population to participate.




Love this idea. We come up with the active posters so we can create a pool that we can get a % from for induction, maybe a few different categories so everyone going in each year isn't from the same era/area of the world, get a maximum we can put in each year, and why not? Might even be an interesting way to get more people to be active year if at the end of each year they get to be apart of this.

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posted on 1-28-2016 at 12:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Allow me to make a suggestion that this thread get pinned to the top of the page.


Go right ahead sir

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posted on 2-2-2016 at 02:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Probably not going to win anything, but it did make me laugh, so I'm putting it here for some sort of PotY. Count Zero here:

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30999&page=2

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posted on 2-5-2016 at 05:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
For poster of the year I want to put Salmonjunkie (Thai) here because he just spent the last two weeks helping a group in Vietnam promote health and wellness to small villages across the country.

Definitely a bigger impact than most of us will make on this world this year.





2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.

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posted on 2-6-2016 at 02:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
aw, thanks, but really, poster of the year should just be about who contributes the most to the OOForums.
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posted on 2-8-2016 at 09:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Punker bringing the heat on Cam Newton in this thread. Dunno what set me off, but when I got to the "suck shit" part I genuinely lost it.

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I can't stand Cam Newton. Thought he was a huge cheating douche at Auburn, and think he's a huge dick now. So I was very glad to watch him suck shit and lose last night.

But after seeing him acting like a giant pouting fucking baby in the postgame press conference... I wish I could see him in an infinite loop of losing Super Bowls. Jesus, what a huge, immature bitch he is.






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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30939&page=16

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Remember tumours prior to the Rumble


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo


Burn of the year? Post of the year? Either way, good stuff.

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posted on 2-12-2016 at 05:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
trying to bring back feud of the year...

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30872&page=2

BBMN and Merc.





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posted on 2-24-2016 at 07:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
noob, potential funny of the year candidate from http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31019&page=5

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This problem, just like the Bryan problem, is easily solved by having their doctor tell Ambrose that the next injury he gets is too severe for them to, in good conscience, clear him to wrestle, let him try to get out of his contract for the next year, and, eventually, just retire after he refuses to take a non-Roman threatening position with the company.

Granted, you may have to also do this with Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens, AJ Styles, Chris Jericho, Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Alberto Del Rio, Sheamus, Rusev, Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Wood, Neville, Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Kalisto, Sin Cara, Bo Dallas, Heath Slater, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Kane, and everyone in NXT, but eventually Roman would get over. Until Ryback starts getting more "Feed Me More" chants than Roman gets actual cheers, in which case you'd have to repeat those steps again with Ryback, Brock Lesnar, Big Show, the Dudleys, Shane McMahon, the Undertaker, Goldust, Los Matadores, Darren Young, Damien Sandow, the recently unsuspended Titus O'Neil, the Ascension, and the Miz. Then Vince will finally have his dream match for the WWE World Title between Roman Reigns and Braun Stowman, just like he always wanted.

But at least the Hall of Fame class of 2017 will be loaded.






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noob, potential funny of the year candidate from http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31019&page=5

I heartily second this nomination.

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posted on 2-26-2016 at 05:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Suggestions for bOOardie topic:

Wrestling-Related News Story of the YEar

Things like Bryan's retirement, Rollins's injury, Hogan's racism scandal, etc. could all be nominated.





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Shit went sideways in the best ways in this Raw thread, so I guess this one goes under Trainwreck of the Year.

http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31027&page=4

Also a possible new bOOardie topic for those that fight the good fight trying to prove a point despite all evidence to the contrary:

Obtuse-iest Poster of The Year

Other new topics could also include:

Magnanimous Poster of the Year for those that could have flamed the living shit out of the likely Obtuse-iest Poster of the Year and had them thrown in the hole or cast down with the sodomites, and yet chose to offer them a digital beer while they tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of '49 something something movie reference.

And singing further songs of redemption, I would also offer this bit of insane genius from the very same Raw thread listed above for the inaugural Getting Raped by the Sisters Post of the Year:

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To me the WWE story of Roman Reigns is like you meet him at a party, He's the local football team's QB.... the flirting is going well, and he's a good looking guy... maybe not the best, but you know you're probably going to bang him later.

Then suddenly he's called away for a bit, and you remember that there are other guys you like a bit better... like that bearded fellow who didn't make the football team, but probably should have.

Then suddenly Roman comes back and he's not even being subtle anymore.... he's got his dick out and just keeps grinding it into you despite you saying hey, stop... and he's got his old creepy football coach egging him on, dressing him up with some bling, and telling him not to take no for an answer.

You've just been raped by Roman Reigns in the backseat of some shitty Gremlin... you should probably call someone.

Guh.... that was a poor analogy.... long and short of it; and I know cause I wrote like a huge ass recap/new thread about the history of the shield and how they all got to where they are... only to accidentally delete it.... But there was a time when despite knowing that Reigns was always the favoured son, he was on a very good trajectory to the top of the card... The stare down with Wyatt, the 2014 Royal Rumble, the two matches with Evolution.... and then he got that hernia, and the WWE just stopped even trying to hide their hard on for him. Despite warning sign after warning sign that they were on a horrible path for a guy they wanted to be the future; one that was bound to lead to increasing levels of fan revolt, they just kept steering that ship right at the cliffs. What's worse is that they do it without really stopping to realize that they are probably pretty close to doing worse than Orton'ing him for all of time.


So that's how they do things in Canada. I think I may just stick with flakka zombies, but if there's any more Northeasterner saturation down here I...I guess I'll be giving up my sweet, sweet backpussy to Samoa dat dee-yick.

Can't 'member if this is a CM Crunk or CCharger thing and I don't know what this would qualify for but I get the giggleshitz every time I see it:







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posted on 3-4-2016 at 07:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The words are mine, but Crunk made the effort to turn it into a gif. He should get credit.





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The "climate change" thing is a con(remember when we were told that the polar ice cdps would completely melt? Well they have actually gotten bigger the last couple of years.) and Florida's weather isn't any more predictable than it ever has been. And before anyone cites all the scientists who claim climate change is a thing, I will cite scientists who claim it isn't.

I'm nominating this for Bullshittiest Post of the Year because I really want that to be a new category.





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