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Author: Subject: The vanishing posts of Jeb Lund
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posted on 3-26-2015 at 05:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The vanishing posts of Jeb Lund

So I was bored earlier this evening and was browsing through some old threads here on OO just for the hell of it. Something that I noticed was that all of Jeb's posts had vanished from some of these threads...there were people replying to and/or quoting his posts, but the posts themselves that he made weren't visible. So I'm assuming he must have deleted his original account at some point and thus all his previous posts were deleted with it? Anyhow, just thought that was kind of funny, as it made some of those old threads look like people were replying to a ghost poster whose posts were invisible to the human eye.





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posted on 3-26-2015 at 05:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jeb was pretty good at tossing out a swerve. He did that "Chetan Babuta steals OO's domain" thing where it was hard to tell if it was a real thing that happened or if it was something Jeb made up on his own. Jeb wrote a couple of final posts under the Jeb Tennyson Lund name that sounded kind of serious, that he was really pissed off at all his posts and columns that he wrote for OO being hijacked by 'Chetan' and being used on 'Chetan's' MySpace page. Then, if I remember it in the correct order, Rick lost OO for a while (something to do with his server going out of business?) where we were offline for a month or so. Then Jeb came back as Stone Cold Steve Autism. He no longer did any posts of wrestling and stuck pretty much to the news, sports, and parts unknown sections, with heavy emphasis in PU on his campaign of indiscriminate Goatse-ing of the board. I'm not sure if he cut some kind of an agreement with Rick but that may have been when his posts under the JTL moniker were erased.

I sent Jeb a PM last week commenting on some crazy things he and his Weird Twitter pals were saying about the Koch brothers. I expect that he'll answer it someday but it'll probably take a year because his visits to OO are so infrequent since he hit the big time with the work for Rolling Stone and The Guardian USA as well as his appearance on MSNBC at this year's CPAC convention earlier this month. He's grown up and moved out of OO's house for good it seems.





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posted on 3-26-2015 at 07:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pretty sure he mentioned a long while back that he'd deleted all those old posts after his writing took off, so that people searching for his real name didn't come up with a bunch of wacky ass postings on a wrestling message board.

Now, he shows up twice a year and just wants his privacy. Basically, he's Brock Lesnar.





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posted on 3-26-2015 at 07:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I might not have gone far back enough a search of Parts Unknown but some of his SCSA goatse threads seem to have gone too. Fair enough to delete those because to the straights & other no-humour folks that's pretty much enough to get them to say they don't want him anywhere near their kids. But the wrestling posts? What kind of a world is it where writing about wrestling or being a wrestling fan is a worse thing than being a Demmycrat?





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posted on 3-26-2015 at 10:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Now, he shows up twice a year and just wants his privacy. Basically, he's Brock Lesnar.


Or maybe, since he's been erased from OO history, he's Chris Benoit?





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* in honour of Janerd I decided to express myself in gif form instead of fixing my spelling error.





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posted on 9-16-2015 at 04:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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... he hit the big time with the work for Rolling Stone and The Guardian USA as well as his appearance on MSNBC at this year's CPAC convention earlier this month. He's grown up and moved out of OO's house for good it seems.



What?! I knew he had done some online writing, but somehow missed Rolling Stone and The Guardian.

He is probably getting rid of old crazy drunken posts....





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posted on 12-3-2015 at 10:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This seems like s good thread to ask in rather than junking the boards with a new one. What the fuck happened to Pyro? I forgot he existed until tonight. I almost miss his woe is me recaps.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 03:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jesus. I've been away so long I didn't even know Pyro had gone MIA. I need to get back with it. Especially as I engage in the final 1,000 posts to 10,000!





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posted on 12-8-2015 at 09:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
FWIW, Pyro was dealing with some shitty personal issues back in September, and I gave him some time off... when I checked in a month later, he'd done a complete 180 and sounded super happy with where things were at (he finally left IGN and was focused entirely on real life stuff -- tangible things right in front of him -- so I figured he should not worry about OO for a while longer, as things were coming together). But the plan was for him to get back to wrestling when SD moves to USA Network, and ostensibly becomes a must-see show again.




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posted on 12-9-2015 at 12:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That is good to hear, I was starting to worry...





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posted on 12-9-2015 at 05:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jeb was pretty good at tossing out a swerve. He did that "Chetan Babuta steals OO's domain" thing where it was hard to tell if it was a real thing that happened or if it was something Jeb made up on his own. Jeb wrote a couple of final posts under the Jeb Tennyson Lund name that sounded kind of serious, that he was really pissed off at all his posts and columns that he wrote for OO being hijacked by 'Chetan' and being used on 'Chetan's' MySpace page.


Wait, are you saying Jeb was Chetan? (seriously, I didn't know this)

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posted on 12-9-2015 at 07:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I assumed that it was because Chetan seemed just too unreal, what with the terrible Engrish writing and references to "sexfucking" with both genders. I put it down that the columns and posts written under JTL were "stolen" because Jeb was moving towards a more serious writing career and wanted JTL gone altogether. That's when he changed to SCSA here, and to Mobute with his own blog and for the columns he wrote at Gawker. I don't think anyone in the serious world bothered him about Chetan but he got doxxed as Mobute eventually. He then wrote one of his last pieces at Gawker where he revealed himself as Jeb Lund. It's pretty much worked out for him because nothing he did here at OO ever came back to bite him, either as JTL or SCSA, and he's doing good now with the pieces for The Guardian USA, Rolling Stone, and some appearances he's done on Chris Hayes' show on MSNBC. Pretty sure he'd give it all up all the success though just to mega-troll a Yankees game by somehow putting an image of Goatse onto the tarp they use to cover the infield during a rain delay, or so he once told me.





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posted on 12-10-2015 at 05:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Chetan Babuta was and remains real to me. I had too much fun with that whole thing.





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posted on 12-10-2015 at 05:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Since this thread seems to have had a rebirth, a funny story:

When Jeb came back as SCSA, it took a little while for some of, if not most of, us to realize they were one and the same. DriftThroughTime (who I miss here at OO, since he was my totally hetero Nintendo fanboy lifemate as well as probably the nicest guy to ever post here) had been away from the bOOards for awhile and upon his return he sent me a U2U message that basically said "What the hell is up with this SCSA guy? He seems like a total asshole/troll, why is everyone cool with him?" About two hours later, before I'd even had a chance to reply to the first message, he sent me another one that simply said "Nevermind. I just found he's Jeb. Dammit."

And that, ladies and gentleman, sums up the days of one Jeb Tennyson Lund here at OO.





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