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posted on 6-21-2015 at 05:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ya oughta be banned for that last one. Didn't you read the Wankipedia on shit posting before you joined up? You ruined my whole night, nutella-fan.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 05:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Speakina noo-telluh, daddeh...nuhthin go down, an ah mean nuhthin go dowwwwn Duthtay Rhoadzth thoat smootha then a Cherry Faggy. I hunn'ed foxtheth wit Duketh n' Lawdzth, I driven mahtheff ta Armory Hallzth in Edsell Fawdzth. But ain't no yogit, I thaid they ain't no yogit like dat Faggy Greek t'bring Kingth to dey neethz an givva commun man wat he pleaze.

Nah Ric Fleyuh, he like t'come ot heyuh, Tonuh Shavonnuh, he like ah come ot heyuh wit his Yo PLEY! Nah you anna hussmunnnn like t'pley, Ric Fleyuh. Y'LIKE T'PLEY!!! I doan pley Ric! I DOAN PLEY! I come heyuh fuh bidniss, boai! Thath whai me an mah tag team pottna, Bobba Fley, a good man, a hadd workkin' man, a travellin' man, a real ladiezth man, if you weeyul, ah challengin' YOU an' any an alla ya hussmun, Ric Fleyuh, to a yogit onna pole match, baybeh!

Nah Bobba Fley, he a mad man, he march himsef right inta hadd times an doan give no thawt, NO thawt udda conthequenthes, baybeh . Me an Bobba Fley gonna pump you anna hussmun fulla dat Faggy Greek, daddeh. Hodd times commin' at YOO, Tulliblanchid! Comin' at YOO Ahn Annathin! Comin' at YOO Olay Annathin! Comin' at YOO JeyJey Dillin! And especially comin' all ovah YOO Ric Fleyuh!

An y'all make thure ta thtop bah consethshins an git yoo thumma Duthtay's Cole Bluddit Thauthidge or poppa refreshin' an' thoothin' Cherry Faggy down yah thoat! Foah dolla moah git yoo somma dem thweet Joja peecanz tuh mix eyun yuh yogit an' buthta nuddy Faggy in ya mouf! Get allah yo keeyudzth ta thuck a creamy one down they thoat too! Lett'em git it all ovah they thweet liddle chin an cheekth an' tell'em Duthtay wanna thee them enjoi that Faggy all ovah they faith, daddeh! Thith been Duthtay Rhoadzth an' Tonuh Shavonnuh fuh Cole Bluddit Thauthidge an' Faggy Greek yogit.

Thith ith not tha greateth Duthtay promo inna world, nah, thith iyuth jutha tribute, baybeh.

Relevant part starts at aboot 7:40 in. How in the fuck did that fat man move so goddamn fast?



You drew first blood, not me! Up your butt with a flute, holmes!





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 05:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote




With that kind of a cool dry wit you should be writing scripts for Garth Ennis' Crossed.

Let's get back to girl's night. Fuck you Alexander!



[Edited on 6/21/2015 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 06:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ain't gonna lie, daddeh, I like that fucking song.











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posted on 6-21-2015 at 06:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm out of ideas probably because I'm too drunk already or, possibly, from some kind of nutella-shits induced PTSD. Kick start me or something, dammit.

[Edited on 6/21/2015 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 06:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Saturday Night thusfar: poop flute, Duthtay, Ladiezth Nite, an' Gaath Ennith, baybey!



Oh yes ithz ladiezth night!!!





Genre switch or stick with the dames?





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 06:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This night is just screaming out for an indulgence of random assholerly.





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 07:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did someone say assholery?











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posted on 6-21-2015 at 07:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now my butt hurts.





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 07:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
B-b-butt hurts? That's not how you're supposed to pull the lever on the VLTs, y'know. Besides, you wanted this, baybeh dall. Itzth no meanth yeth tiime, daddeh!

Mr. The Rick should have an OO After Dark option so things can get safely cornholed up in this sombitch. I need guidance because I don't know if I can be trusted to roam these Modless wastelands without posting something that will draw the attention of at least several law enforcement agencies.









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posted on 6-21-2015 at 07:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Now I'm scared. And too pissed to attempt to be clever. I wish there'd been an Objectivist club back in high school when I was young, get as far away from Jesus as I possibly could. Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes....







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posted on 6-21-2015 at 08:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. 'Cept for gold. Ayn's lifejacket's the only one I wear now...





I dig that Lorde song, bee tee dubya. Whence 'Royals' got too overwhelming I wanted to see if she had anything else in the tank. She did.





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 08:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know when I was most frightened? When the gypsy said my life would be long. This is why I watch as many dog videos as I can.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 08:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brilliant Canadian bastards have some good moments. Oh such sadness, such delightful sadness.







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posted on 6-21-2015 at 08:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I will never forgive that gypsy fortune teller for leading me astray. I fucking hate the heat!



Somethin' 'bout a strong woman whut don't need no man, tho...





I don't follow this nonsense program other than scanning for the Smirking Whore of Highgarden's sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet tiddies on the web and the fact that they had a live action porn star amongst the cast, but...................y'know whut, I'll be honest...I had a thought going here but I'm a touched pissed right now and I can even begin to 'member whut it was. Uh, girl power I guess?

OMG, I would disappoint her so hard...



LOL, it's funny because that's my first name.



You know nothing Pad Foot.





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 09:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No. I know everything.



[Edited on 6/21/2015 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 09:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


mark-out at 10:25, like the entire NWO hitting the ring.





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posted on 6-21-2015 at 09:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Glorious. I see we're going for the soft landing. Quite.







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posted on 6-21-2015 at 10:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This is literally how classy south Florida was in the 80's. I'm not even fucking around, bro bro. Fo' realz.



Oh LAWD! GoodNIGHT!







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posted on 6-22-2015 at 07:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd ask why none of the other guys are joining in for this new OO treydisheeyon, if you weeeeel. Then again, after a day's hungover hindsight, it's probably no more complex than we scared away all the straights.





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posted on 6-28-2015 at 04:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Should we have Pseudo-Eroticism Night, in honour of dreck ranging from 50 Shades to True Blood. OOOOOOhhh, yeah, babay! This bear is ready to par-tay!





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posted on 6-28-2015 at 05:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What mean pseu-pseu-pseudio, Canada Man? Or hadn't you heard? The Colonies have given into wholesale buggery and legal debauchery so we're gonna party accordingly. I don't know what other than Hedwig clips and Queen/Elton/George Michael videos we're gonna be playing though.

I only wish Kareem and Michael Sam could make it for our special day.

Just aboot getting home from the fights, cleaning up, and putting on my face. Only the best for you, eh? Better be some more party bois showin' up 'cause I didn't buy all these hamsters and lube for nothin'.





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posted on 6-28-2015 at 05:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As Rodney Dangerfield said to Ted Knight in the infamous marina scene in Caddyshack, 'hey! it's my buddy!'.





(flying my Stone Cold Steve Austin Smoking Skull logo on a rainbow flag as we speak....)







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posted on 6-28-2015 at 05:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HEY I"M DRUNK TOO!!!!

I'm a straight though... Am allowed?

Fro the record, I would fuck Justin Bieber int he ass, if, and ONLY IF, he is a butt secks virgin. Not because I'm into butt secks viringity (or butt secks for that matter), but just to say I'm the one who took Justin Biber's buttt secvks virginity.





5 bananas, 7 bananas. No no no no no nowdn-wnv bananan

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posted on 6-28-2015 at 05:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
All are welcum, twink!





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