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Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How dare you open the floodgates, little jabroni. How DARE you?!?!?







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It didn't have to come to this, you sombitch. The Nuclear Option. No one wins, damn you.









"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nuclear? Bwah-hah-hah-hah! How pathetic! Watch me drop this mini black hole right into the heart of your sun!







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote








"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pissing? Anne Murray? Damn you!







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote




Last call!





"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Awww.

Do it on a proper stereo and this is seriously some of the best bass lines I've ever heard.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh okay, a few more. Fuck my liver!







"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Livers and kidneys heal quickly, even from stab wounds!



5-foot nothing but with a voice of an angel/giant



[Edited on 6/7/2015 by Paddlefoot]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fucking sausage fest in here, man. Where are all the dames? Oh. Right.





Fuck me, now it's last call...





"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No girls in OO anymore. Just some kind of a Wil Wheaton sausage fest. Ah, well. Germans!







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 09:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote










"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 10:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, you! Tee-hee-hee!

Back to the depression we began with tonight. D-Day remembrance today, up here in Soviet Canuckistan anyway.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 10:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote




To D-Day! L'chaim! Oy vey! Latkes!






"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 10:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's 6:25 Florida time. We beat the sunrise together. Go to bed now, brother.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-13-2015 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gotta do it tonight. Got an appointment on Sunday. Hijinkery begins soon. Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck !
!





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-13-2015 at 06:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Had a bit of a rough day today, patnah. Figure I'm gonna try to turn in early tonight. I will, however, leave you with these.









"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-13-2015 at 06:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Aw.

Oh well, next time we'll do girls night.









Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-21-2015 at 04:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote

Top Three!



[Edited on 6/21/2015 by Paddlefoot]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 04:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sup, T

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, Shucky Ducky quack quack, Greek style yogit in yo crack!

But first, a word from our sponsor...









"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 04:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thet comer-see-al would hev been a lawt moah convincin' if Bobbeh Fley spoke with an appropreeate Foghorn Leghown akkcent. Heah's hopin' thet Areeanne beeutay thet was awn Laww Ann Ohadh: Theh SUV takes thet boayh foah awl he's woth.

[Edited on 6/21/2015 by Paddlefoot]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 04:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Git reddy, baybeh, 'cause janned cookin' up thum thauthidge ath we thpeak, daddeh!







I like how his hair looks like a Darth Vader helmet made out of ramen noodles. Nah Look...Look thun, nah lithin widthz ya faith. Look, you mah thun, boai an' I...HAM YO DADDEH, BAYBEH!!!





"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 04:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
An oldie and a smelly German goodie. Someone posted this here years ago. Much like the guy who tied some wires from an electric train set control box ot his cock, this one is something that deserves never to be forgotten.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 05:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh man, the night is still so young for it to turn into a shit show already.




Fo' Duthtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....



[Edited on 6-21-2015 by janerd75]





"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-21-2015 at 05:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Celebrity lip sync! ooh! ooh!







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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