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posted on 6-7-2015 at 05:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote










"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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[Edited on 6/7/2015 by Paddlefoot]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Judenrein? Nine! JudenROCKS!!!









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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
David Lee Rothschild? I'm just disappointed that the Triple Crown winning horse was named American Pharoah when American Fuhrer would have been, like, a lot more awesome.

Shia The Beef for the loss, jamokes.

Super-sounds of the 70's it is then.





[Edited on 6/7/2015 by Paddlefoot]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bad 70's variety show lip syncing for $300, Alex.







Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We're kinda transitioning from American Fuhrer to American Schwarzreich, but who's counting?



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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, he's got bad heat, like a male Eva Marie or something.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Speaking of dodgy lip-synching and Schwarzkommandants...



I'm fully on board Eva Marie*. TWOODNAAVE FTW!!!



*As long as she limits her speaking, kvetching, and yenta-ing to words like 'yes', 'no', 'okay, that's a bit too tight', and 'no, seriously, were you in an accident or are you like a Chyna or something?"





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What? Oh sure, why not?







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I hate it when girls get a bad time. Bothers me big time, with lots of interior ripping up being felt and all that. Dumb-ass cavalier from the old days, one supposes. Late 90's/early 00's detour, because of the feels.







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 07:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
One 90's detour is allowed, then back to 70's righteousness. Fuck the Zubaz decade. And fuck 'The Ladies', for entirely different and well meaning reasons.









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Fug it. Multiple wrecky detours. 90's forever. Fuck you Vince, you and your Divas mean-girl mean.







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 07:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Paddlefoot 3:16 says Vince can kiss his ass. No, seriously, look at the time you posted that. Startin' to smell a little sad in here. Gittin'er back on track with some Lady Lovin'. Fuck, the lead singer of this relatively unknown indie band is a pretty gal. 10/10 would bang. Heh heh, thanks butt I don't need any help or advice landing her. My high levels of situational awareness and confidence are all the aids I need to send her to Heaven.





Did someone say cock?







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'Bout time we got around to some Studio 54 keck-worship.



I envy them actually, santorum-eruptions aside. If I was part of the team I'd be having a lot more sex and probably be predisposed to enjoying shopping.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 07:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HBK's brother is my shit! FTW! What a faaabulous life I would have living here in SoFla if only I smoked the wily polefish in me dark n' tenders. But I do save a lot on AZT, so I guess it all evens out.









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That old disco bass seriously owned. Schwarzreich forever!







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 07:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Bee All End All. Game, set, match. Crank the speed on the video to 1.25 to really relive the Studio 54 experience!



Mike Myers as Steve Rubell FT Emm Effin W!!!







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I like disco bass. I like it a lot. I like it almost as much as J-Roc's mom likes big huge monstrous loin-lashing cunt-crashing black d....whoa, hold on a second fellas, check out this nifty old lady!



Be nice to her and she'll probably pay your monthly AZT prescription for you.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whoops, sorry for the delay. Had a three burner to rangle in the men's room.

I bet you do like it a lot, Lloyd.









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By the way, this is the extent of my knowledge of south Florida.



Kind of a land of the fallen MILF's, so to speak.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Accurate picture is accurate. For one of the many -ILF iterations down here, of course. Thank you for reminding me how wonderful South Florida is.

Oh, this should cheer us up! Oh. Ohhhhhhh.







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Worship at the altar (of a gay man in leather and studs, wearing aviators)!







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
SHAZAAM!!!!!!









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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Depression owns, because it's really just a deep realization that's there's really no where to hide.







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posted on 6-7-2015 at 08:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Razor's. Edge.









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