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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You beautiful disaster. Hail Hydra, mein friend. Hail. Fucking. Hydra.









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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can go for some synth.


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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I surrender. Too pissed. Accept the incoherence that follows. Random shit, etc. etc..







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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
more "authentic" synth, less "chick I want to bang" because let's be honest; If "has synth" and "chick I want to bang" are the only two bits of criteria I'm just gonna be posting CHVRCHES videos.






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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Crunk. Hermano. You know what I like.



Soupergroups!



And to all a good night...







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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Psy fur covers FTW


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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
one of the few songs that actually mattered


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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ooh. I loves me some murky covers. Nice find, Pad. I'm caving to Lauren Mayberry and her pixie charms now.


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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I win. Go to bed, muhfuggers...







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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck the sex with Kristen Stewart songs. Bring back the Breaking Bad threads, damn ya. I want to die.


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posted on 6-4-2015 at 07:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Might have to do it Friday night instead. Also, armbar, you little fuckers!





[Edited on 6/4/2015 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 6-5-2015 at 08:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Might have to do it Friday night instead. Also, armbar, you little fuckers!





[Edited on 6/4/2015 by Paddlefoot]

Are you bringing the pepperoni sticks? And some of those jah-lap-eno chips?

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posted on 6-6-2015 at 02:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Get me two bags of chips, one Zesty Mordant and one Dressed-All-Over.

Probably gone save the event until tomorrow night. I was out eating garbage turkey and drinking garbage juice with Sgt. Meowenstein early today and now we both have the shits.





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posted on 6-6-2015 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You're a total slot, aren't you? That's okay, because you're my favorite slot. Mrs. Potato Dick FTW!!!



Kickspit comin' in your face soon!!!! Get your tickets now, ninjas!!!







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posted on 6-6-2015 at 03:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That guy at the slots is way too skinny to be me.

We need a theme for tomorrow night. Hits of the 70's, Reservoir Dogs style? A tribute to Karen Carpenter? Studio 54 redux? Give a brother a hand here.

Regardless, it'll be fun! Clowns! Laughs! Balloons for the kids! A petting zoo! A special appearance by Truckasaurus! Rampant anti-Semitism! And a serious panel discussion of the phrase 'once you go black we don't want you back'! Be there or be square!







They are a dying species, grasping for resurrection. They don't deserve to start again, and I won't allow them.
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posted on 6-6-2015 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Not Safe For Womyn!!!

Happy Clowns!!!


Dark Friends!!!


And I believe the phrase is, "Once you go black, you can never go back...because no one else will have you.*" Also, my extremely gay neighbor taught me that one so plug those data points into the Offense-O-Tron before someone shits a kitten.

I'd be happy with 70's Hits of any genre. Getting depressed over fading, lost youth tends to cheer me up somehow.



I'll certainly give you a hand, Pad.



*Please direct all complaints to Pad L. Foot and his racist, brainwashing Nazi ways.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 04:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


favorite line from the preview - "Batista caught me, bought me a... omelette."

[Edited on 6-7-2015 by Matte]





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 05:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He seems nice.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 05:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If only Warrior, Voldemort, and Eddie veered in that direction instead of them recreating the ending of Scarface on their way out, what a wonderful HOF world it would be...

Also, just getting home. Shit, shower, put on tux, then it's time to make The Rick regret allowing this nonsense to go on...





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The most appalling thing about that vid was it confirming that Americans have a terrible tendency to get drunk off of light beer of all fucking things. Not Teddy, with what appeared to be toking on that pretty awesome gagger he had in his hand, just the others. As a Canadian all I can say is.......wassupwitdat?!?!?!?

Board lag = Teh Rick's revenge. Be nice if the lag at least took our new traditional bender night to not be so annoying.





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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I blame the fucking tooth that I'm taking antibiotics for.

I've recently developed a fondness for Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale (which is about as hipstery fancy as I'll get with my booze) after finding out that one of those is enough to get decently bit. TWO is a party. Now I'm just having night coffee and getting jittery watching Mr. Show skits on YouTube.



Dude, I've been drinking Tank 7 for over a year, that stuff is the tits. Do yourself a favor and pick up a big bottle of Quadrophenia if you see it, it's damn tasty (and local, to us).


My poison tonight is Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'. One of my favs, just delicious.





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