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Author: Subject: DRUNK THREAD: Now 50% Catamite Free!
janerd75
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posted on 1-6-2019 at 10:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Smoke grass and eat ass.



Sleep peaceful, Old Wanderer!



[Edited on 1-6-2019 by janerd75]





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posted on 1-6-2019 at 10:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I need help, Janny….







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posted on 1-29-2019 at 09:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There was a time when Janny had the best av's on here by a country mile.

Now, lucky to be top 5.

Makes me long for 2017. When my stash of Oxycodone was marge largesse.

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posted on 1-29-2019 at 01:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What, no one gets rat arsed falling down drunk on a Tuesday here anymore? MediOOcre.

You've changed OO

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posted on 1-29-2019 at 07:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Day drinking? Now that I can respect.





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posted on 3-16-2019 at 08:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CANADIENNE!







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posted on 3-16-2019 at 08:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuckin' boomers! Suck my fuckin' dick!







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posted on 3-16-2019 at 08:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HAPPY STEVE'S DAY!









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posted on 3-16-2019 at 08:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
why'd they get rid of Twinkies, Janny? Crime against America, against humanity!







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posted on 3-16-2019 at 08:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bring back those catamites and as many FLA twinks you can find, Janny! Tonight we're going techno! CANADIENNE!







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posted on 3-16-2019 at 09:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Whoever kept this one off of Appetite For Destruction back in the day should be flayed alive.







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posted on 3-16-2019 at 09:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Uhhhhh....



Also, Win Butler 'minds me of Edge "Adam" Copeland. Régine 'minds me of the fact I need to move closer to Cah-nah-DAH, eh?



Also2 I legit have no idea how GnR, at least the principles involved like Axl n' Slash, are alive and functioning to this very day. Leaves me hope that a full-fledged Van Hagar line-up with Mike and Sammy with Eddie and Alex are still possible. Maybe there's a way I can figger out to make it happen...







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posted on 3-16-2019 at 09:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lol, Twinkies...









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posted on 3-16-2019 at 09:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
sorry, passed out there for a bit. oi! powerful stuff!





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posted on 3-16-2019 at 09:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
…drunk as fuck
drunk as fuck
drunk as fuck....



Well, stoned as fuck anyway. Only had four tallboys with the other portion. Short duration buzz but powerful as hell. Kind of like Hornswoggle cosplaying as a Strong Black Woman...





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posted on 3-16-2019 at 10:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Steady your interwebhand Feet of Paddles! For the Hour of Inappropriateness is uponst us!!!













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posted on 3-18-2019 at 11:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It was good for me. Was it good for you, Janny?

Next time I'm cosplaying as a strong tall blonde robot woman!







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posted on 3-18-2019 at 11:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A good time had by all and nary an n-bomb was dropped! Might need to McMurray it up a tad more for some added Canadienne spice next time though. How in the FUDGE can you sweet and polite Snow Mexicans get away with shit Always Sunny and South Park can't or won't even do?







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posted on 3-18-2019 at 11:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Simple. We don't ever listen to anyone who has a Bible anywhere near them when they start babbling about what's allowable. And if they do speak out too loudly we usually just go "that's very cute, dear, but that's quite enough of that for now". It's quite liberating to keep them in their proper place, far away from the sharp knives and BBQ lighters.





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posted on 3-18-2019 at 11:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
ACCURATE.







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posted on 3-19-2019 at 01:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bubbles is my personal lord and savior.

That time he saw the Samsquantch was epic.

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Ahh, the infamous samsquantch episode!








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posted on 3-29-2019 at 09:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Posted for the '70's hotties in the crowd.

Gra'mas now prolly - the ones that survived the '70's anyway. Rock on ladies!

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