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posted on 6-18-2017 at 06:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote










"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 06:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Suddenly the black lotus kicks in.



Changed the thread title to something proper, and most likely to piss off some tranny-loving FREAK!

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Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 06:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
With all this re-imaginary shit + Deadpool/Logan awesomeness, how in tæ feck ain't they got a King Conan off the ground yet?!?! I DON'T WANT NO ASS KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL GODIT!!!

Also, PEE-FEETS!!!!!





We can rebuild you! Bigger, better, faster!!! Now, with 200% more Flakka!!!!!!!



Did someone say secret tranny?!?!?!?! THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!







"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 06:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Beam Matte back in time to Studio 54 because it was really just a continuation of the non-stop tranny surprise going on with Warhol.

Heavy disco bass night! Fellating optional! wOOt!







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posted on 6-18-2017 at 06:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did someone say alterna-disco-bass-fellatio?!?!













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posted on 6-18-2017 at 06:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Original Euro disco here. Get in the car Janny, we're visiting Belgium!









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"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And then there's that episode of Kurt & Courtney we'll never forget! POTY candidate here!

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I thought that movie used diversity to promote white genocide.


http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31712&page=2

ROAR, Queen! YASS!



[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]

[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 6-18-2017 at 07:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


*ahem* Do grow up, won't you?



While I'm 72% sure that blisteringly white trash demigod Courtney Love had her old man whacked and/or peripherally knew of said whacking pre-aforechancedly, well, shit dude, that ain't right either.







"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dunno. She's definitely mental and a terrible mom but she doesn't seem actively evil. She had a really bad childhood which turned her into a mega-bitch but she doesn't come across as murderous.

Back to the Sammy gif. You AND I are both going to hell. Together!



Hey, speaking of Matte



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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Will. You. Let. Me. Conspirisize. In. Peace?!?!



Lol, j/k mah Canadienne-word. You know that when you ride with me, you're sure to get toasted.









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"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, that second cookie just kicked in.



Christ, I gotta talk them into selling them up at the high school. We'd make a fucking fortune.



And here's a thirty-year old Mitch McConnell with The Good News!



Oh, my, Janny hold my hand.





[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]

[Edited on 6/18/2017 by Paddlefoot]





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Fudge it! Fudge it all to heck!









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"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What the everlasting shit, The Internet, don't not post my shit.







"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 08:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd mail you about eight of these if I didn't want to do 35 in a Supermax for trafficking drugs across the American border.

Waves waving, man!



Listen to that bass. FAAAAAAACCCCK!



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[Edited on 6-18-2017 by janerd75]





"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-18-2017 at 09:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I din nat ged da bear! Because I'm CANADIAN, damn you!









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posted on 6-24-2017 at 05:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin' interplanetary. Fuckin' Wayne, eh?

Time. To get. Fuckin' interplanetary.











"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-24-2017 at 06:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
One brownie down.





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posted on 6-24-2017 at 06:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Are one or both of those guys dead? Like I thought you just were?









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posted on 6-24-2017 at 06:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Everybody's dead. They just don't know it yet. Kinda looking forward to it myself, after the last three years, as long as the process isn't too smelly, poopy, or barfy.







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posted on 6-24-2017 at 06:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wouldn't be a Canadian music video withoot Don Cherry, eh?













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posted on 6-24-2017 at 07:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Still here. In stasis mode momentarily. Please resume tugging your nut sacks, ya titfuckers.





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"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 6-24-2017 at 07:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Back now. Heard noises outside. Went to take a look and the cops had some jabroni pushed up against a car a few houses down. Lot of yellin', and such. There was such a din I really didn't know what to du, if ya's get my meaning there, squirrely Dan. ......and their voices rang with that aryan twang...



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