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posted on 12-7-2014 at 12:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
DRUNK THREAD: Now 50% Catamite Free!



What happened? Where'd everybody go?

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posted on 12-7-2014 at 12:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We're over here by the mabey...


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posted on 12-7-2014 at 01:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe everyone is out shopping? I'm gonna head out in a bit myself, and brave the stores. It's still a bit early in December, and hopefully won't be too much of a shitfuck.





Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 12-7-2014 at 02:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's also not really the best time of the year for wrestling. This next Raw is the Raw before TLC, and then they have the post-TLC Raw before WWE usually phones it in for the remainder of the year. With no TNA, Sting already in WWE, CM Punk well and done with wrestling in general, and a product that is phoned in every year for the holidays, it's just a dead period for wrestling.

Unless people want to pretend WWE would let Kurt Angle announce on a Vince Russo podcast that he was going to finish his career with them, rather than keep it as a surprise.





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posted on 12-7-2014 at 02:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Del Rio has an interview kicking around talking about his being fired... Mind you that one slipped under the radar before this past week's Vince/Punk/everything else happened.

So there's still a bit going on... (crickets)

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posted on 12-7-2014 at 02:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dunno. Except for Sunday PPV's this place seems to be getting far too quiet on weekends. Pun's House is suffering too, because most of the threads haven't seen much action for weeks or even months and their live chat section isn't very active either. Have the other guys assembled elsewhere like on Facebook or Twitter?





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posted on 12-7-2014 at 03:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Watching football and hopefully FSU losing (sorry Lana forgive me)





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posted on 12-7-2014 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Everyone's busy playing the People's Champ on WWE Supercard. ;-)
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Gonna reactivate and use this one as the drunk thread from now on as not to wreck Rumours or any of the other threads. Gotta have it on the main board, by the grace of Teh Rick of course, because it would just get buried in Parts Unknown.

It's country music night tonight, damn you.



It kind of freaks me out because Tom T. Hall is actually the spitting image of my late dad.







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posted on 5-24-2015 at 07:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Everyone relax 'cause the guy no one wanted to hear from is here. Sorry, but if you don't like it, it's aboot time you took off. Sorry.







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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I actually had that on cassette back in like 1980 or something when I was still in junior high.





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Dave Thomas and The Rick Moreanus are Canadian National Treasures. The heart of Saturday night beats still...







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Probably more Rick Moranis at this point in time since Dave Thomas unfortunately got arrested and revealed himself to be just another wife-beating drunk.

Weird thing here. Long John Baldry. Born in Britain, played in the early years with Elton John, English as fucking hell, but his best moments as a singles artist were when he was ripping up the blues clubs in Toronto in the seventies and eighties. He was pretty much an unofficial Canadian national treasure by the time he passed away.







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Yeah, well I'd like to know what she said first. I'm kidding.

I have never heard of him before. He's amazing. The fucking King of Rock and Roll. He should have been on the soundtrack to Fury Road. I love lilywhite bluesmen.

To the faithful departed and yer old man...









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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
SHAZAAM!!!! Hot off the press and also a tip o' the hat to the bOOss for letting us fuck off on here. Behold....Present Day Trish the Dish! OHHHH, I FUC...no, no I didn't.

http://www.newsday.com/sports/pro-wrestling/wwe-divas-trish-stratus-and-lita-at-masters-of-ring-women-s-pro-wrestling-lasting-legacy-event-1.10466093





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Let's cheer up a bit please. Sad Canadian is like as unnatural as a sad dog. Does not compute, fucka yankee round eye.







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Settle, gentle syrup sucker. You can't hold my flow.







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janny erd said something about a glory hole deep in the park and I immediately thought about this







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janny erd said something about a glory hole deep in the park and I immediately thought about this




that'd be all of the OO universe together in the bar, in the greatest moment the entire human race ever had, with CIG on the piano





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pissed, quoted instead of edited fuck me





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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
With a voice like silk brushing against velvet, Mr. Vince Gill.



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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would attend that celebratiOOn in a heartbeat. And no, I said deep in the dark. As in The Stink. What what.









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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck football.



The weird thing about country is that it could rip a hole in all the bullshit things in our POS ugly society. It's the only genre that could rip deep and make things stir from below. Need more songs with balls like this.

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posted on 5-24-2015 at 10:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Golly, that was intense.

Time to crash. We have reached the end of the broadcast day.



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posted on 5-24-2015 at 10:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Endut! Hoch Hecht!







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