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Author: Subject: The 2014 NFL Draft/Michael Sam thread
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posted on 5-17-2014 at 12:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just can't wait for the preseason when we see the first flag for a hate crime when an offensive lineman blocks him to the ground.
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posted on 5-17-2014 at 01:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And where are his teammates supposed to congratulate him after a good play? I mean, they can't just pat him on the ass can they?
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posted on 5-19-2014 at 12:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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And where are his teammates supposed to congratulate him after a good play? I mean, they can't just pat him on the ass can they?


They can, they just have to buy him dinner first.





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Where are all the Sam supporters now? He can't even cut it in the CFL. A lot of you fuckers thought he should've been a first round pick.
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Where are all the Sam supporters now? He can't even cut it in the CFL. A lot of you fuckers thought he should've been a first round pick.


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posted on 6-16-2015 at 11:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Where are all the Sam supporters now? He can't even cut it in the CFL. A lot of you fuckers thought he should've been a first round pick.


Actually Montreal let him go to deal with a personal matter, only suspending him to be able to have an active body on the roster and not lose Sam's rights.

So at this point...no idea if he can or can not cut it in the CFL, or what he is dealing with.

And since your post was so full of love, have a kiss:


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Where are all the Sam supporters now? He can't even cut it in the CFL. A lot of you fuckers thought he should've been a first round pick.


Actually Montreal let him go to deal with a personal matter, only suspending him to be able to have an active body on the roster and not lose Sam's rights.

So at this point...no idea if he can or can not cut it in the CFL, or what he is dealing with.

And since your post was so full of love, have a kiss:





Guess you missed today's story saying that his chances of returning to the team are non-existent. Just the fact he had to make a run at the CFL in the first place shows that it was his lack of talent that doomed his NFL "career" and not the fact he's a twink.

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posted on 6-16-2015 at 11:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Guess you missed today's story saying that his chances of returning to the team are non-existent. Just the fact he had to make a run at the CFL in the first place shows that it was his lack of talent that doomed his NFL "career" and not the fact he's a twink.


The term you are looking for is power top. The boyfriend is the twink, though I'm assuming also a power bottom to realistically enjoy what Sam has to offer. You are making an effort to learnding gay terminology, so that's a start. Kudos.

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posted on 6-16-2015 at 11:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Where are all the Sam supporters now? He can't even cut it in the CFL. A lot of you fuckers thought he should've been a first round pick.


Actually Montreal let him go to deal with a personal matter, only suspending him to be able to have an active body on the roster and not lose Sam's rights.

So at this point...no idea if he can or can not cut it in the CFL, or what he is dealing with.

And since your post was so full of love, have a kiss:





Guess you missed today's story saying that his chances of returning to the team are non-existent. Just the fact he had to make a run at the CFL in the first place shows that it was his lack of talent that doomed his NFL "career" and not the fact he's a twink.


So over @ http://www.tsn.ca/radio/winnipeg-1290/zurkowsky-don-t-expect-sam-back-in-montreal-1.309005 you can hear an interview with a Montreal Gazette columnist that mentions that Sam may have had issues with some team mates. They also mention Chad Johnson and point out that Sam would have been on the roster.

Basically, everything points to Sam getting an over extended chance to learn the Canadian game (and yes, there is a learning curve) and SOMETHING happened that made the fit not work. Maybe Sam didn't want to deal with the struggle...maybe Montreal's staff didn't think he was good enough to take up a roster space.

Either way, we don't know.

And...even if we did...why the hate bro?



You should check out You Can Play a WWE Partner and over all good folks. It's 2015, guys can do guys...gals can do gals. Guys can do a guy who used to be a gal...gals can do...well you get the point.

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posted on 6-16-2015 at 11:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I guarantee Sam would be the one bending you over the bed Kareem. Doesn't seem much twinkish about him.





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And just imagine if, instead of the Palins, the Obama family had a pregnant, underage daughter on display at their convention, flanked by her black boyfriend who "intends" to marry her. Who among conservatives would have resisted the temptation to speak of "the dysfunction in the black community"?

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He couldn't even make it in the CFL. So sad. Maybe Arena Football wants the circus to come to their town next. Turns out being a one-trick pony in college might have its limitations in the pros.

And again, I could give 2 shits about his sexuality. It's the fact the media made a hero out of him, dropped what little objectivity they had left and openly rooted for him when they knew he wasn't good enough to make it in the pros.

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posted on 8-23-2015 at 08:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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He couldn't even make it in the CFL. So sad. Maybe Arena Football wants the circus to come to their town next. Turns out being a one-trick pony in college might have its limitations in the pros.

And again, I could give 2 shits about his sexuality. It's the fact the media made a hero out of him, dropped what little objectivity they had left and openly rooted for him when they knew he wasn't good enough to make it in the pros.


I'd say check out this great article about Sam, but it's a) written by a women b) at ESPN W and c) you lack basic comprehension skills.

Sam did play a game in the CFL, and by all accounts the Alouettes were not looking to part with him.

And really, if you still don't get why the media made a big deal out of Sam, or why David Denson is making news despite having less odds than Sam...there's really nothing more to say.

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He couldn't even make it in the CFL. So sad. Maybe Arena Football wants the circus to come to their town next. Turns out being a one-trick pony in college might have its limitations in the pros.

And again, I could give 2 shits about his sexuality. It's the fact the media made a hero out of him, dropped what little objectivity they had left and openly rooted for him when they knew he wasn't good enough to make it in the pros.


Dammit, baby can't you wait until I get home to get my engine revvin'? You know how turned on I get when you start talkin' dirty about the dirty! I know you could give 2 shits less, but that means you can at least save one for me.

You like those glistening brown floppers as much as anyone I'm aware of on the bOOards and it would be a shame for someone so clearly obsessed with coprophilia and throbbing, undulating, massive black hammers to waste the pooparade without sharing with me.

BOOardies are right around the corner my darling Kareem. I want to do the verbal equivalent of going to the nearest soul food restaurant, choking down the finest collard greens, sweet tea, and pickled pigs feet with some Frank's Red Hot Sauce with a side of magnesium citrate and then corn shuting the whole sloppy brick into your eyes while wearing nothing but a Michael Sam jersey and screaming SHAAAAAZZZZBOT at the top of my Freddie Mercury-esque falsetto range. What say we go around the horn again and give The People a fuckin' show? Do this for me. Do this for us. Please.

P.S. Yes, we can involve a pony, but I assure you the one I'm bringing can do more than one trick. He's a lil' black stallion, however I'm certain that's nothing you haven't dealt with before. Best to start doing your stretches now, though.





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posted on 8-23-2015 at 08:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm sure all the folks still playing Borderlands 2 would be more than willing to loan out their fabled horsey for the festivities.







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He couldn't even make it in the CFL. So sad. Maybe Arena Football wants the circus to come to their town next. Turns out being a one-trick pony in college might have its limitations in the pros.

And again, I could give 2 shits about his sexuality. It's the fact the media made a hero out of him, dropped what little objectivity they had left and openly rooted for him when they knew he wasn't good enough to make it in the pros.


I'd say check out this great article about Sam, but it's a) written by a women b) at ESPN W and c) you lack basic comprehension skills.

Sam did play a game in the CFL, and by all accounts the Alouettes were not looking to part with him.

And really, if you still don't get why the media made a big deal out of Sam, or why David Denson is making news despite having less odds than Sam...there's really nothing more to say.



Almost a year later, and still no sign of the overhyped circus coming to a town near you. Maybe talent (or a lack thereof) has something to do with it?

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posted on 7-21-2016 at 02:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I honestly cannot believe that you still have such a hard-on (pun totally intended) about this topic. Basically, your prediction was right - he didn't pan out because he wasn't very good. Nobody really disputes that.

Why the outrage that he was drafted at all? The big, bad media making it a huge story? Well, it was a huge story, like it or not, and the media is going to do what it does. When a member of a discriminated minority publicly comes out and plays in a historically conservative sport, then the media is going to be all over that. Even lesbian-friendly sports like tennis have yet to have a man publicly come out, so it was a big deal, even if Micheal Sam the football player ended up not being one.

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Where are all the Sam supporters now? He can't even cut it in the CFL. A lot of you fuckers thought he should've been a first round pick.


Nobody on this board said that.

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A lot of top 10 NFL picks fail within a short time too, shit happens with the NFL... doesn't mean Sam shouldn't have been given a chance. To call him a one-trick pony seems ridiculous for a SEC DPOY.





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A lot of top 10 NFL picks fail within a short time too, shit happens with the NFL... doesn't mean Sam shouldn't have been given a chance. To call him a one-trick pony seems ridiculous for a SEC DPOY.


Wouldn't that be up to his boyfriend?






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A lot of top 10 NFL picks fail within a short time too, shit happens with the NFL... doesn't mean Sam shouldn't have been given a chance. To call him a one-trick pony seems ridiculous for a SEC DPOY.


Wouldn't that be up to his boyfriend?



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Originally posted by merc
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Originally posted by OOMike
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A lot of top 10 NFL picks fail within a short time too, shit happens with the NFL... doesn't mean Sam shouldn't have been given a chance. To call him a one-trick pony seems ridiculous for a SEC DPOY.


Wouldn't that be up to his boyfriend?



^^^^^^^^^^^

Didn't see that coming!


(Don't even you SoFla troll )


If he was getting tagged from the back, he wouldn't either.



I can and I will godit.

ETA: And just to put the cherry on top of this shitshow, I just came across this. Literally. Contextually though, what kind of literally do I mean? Aye, that's the rub. Literally.



[Edited on 8-6-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 8-8-2016 at 04:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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He couldn't even make it in the CFL. So sad.


Lots of you Yanks can't make it in the CFL. Even Dwayne Johnson was only good enough to be a bench warmer up here after he finished college at Miami. If I'm going to laugh about Michael Sam it won't be for the gay stuff. It'll be for him showing up with an inflated ego (like way too many American players do), thinking he didn't have to earn his spot on a CFL team, and then going back to the US with his tail between his legs when he fucking washed out.





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