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posted on 12-18-2014 at 06:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fucking A, comrade. Fuck. King. Ay.



Also, these...

















Treat yer meat to a NSFW pic of Lana's sweet teats!





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 1-15-2015 at 05:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stupid Americans!



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oh yeah part deux



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posted on 3-9-2015 at 02:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
These onions are making me cry.







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posted on 4-1-2015 at 01:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Moderately-known fact:

CJ Perry was one of the original Florida Cowgirls, a group of female FSU Seminoles fans who attended games in short-shorts and cowby hats and boots. The other well-known cowgirl was Jenn Sterger, of Brett-Favre-dick-pic infamy (unfair infamy -- a dude sexually harassing you is not your fault.) Looks like Ceej is Winning! in terms of the getting famous.

The more you know (about how girls)!

[Edited on 4-1-2015 by Foxcalibur]





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 04:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Foxcalibur
Moderately-known fact:

CJ Perry was one of the original Florida Cowgirls, a group of female Florida Gators fans who attended games in short-shorts and cowby hats and boots. The other well-known cowgirl was Jenn Sterger, of Brett-Favre-dick-pic infamy (unfair infamy -- a dude sexually harassing you is not your fault.) Looks like Ceej is Winning! in terms of the getting famous.

The more you know (about how girls)!


Foxy...Fox...Are you listening to me, Son? Either you're pulling off the most epic of trolls (and if so, I salute you) or you've made one of the most egregious posting errors in mOOdern OO history.

I want you to see something...



Exchange student Lananovich Russevichikoff in a ridiculous cowboy hat. Do you see?



Exchange student Lana and her friend Jenn Sterger in FS emblazoned ballcaps. Do you see?



Exchange student Lana and friend Jenn's big ass titties. DO YOU SEE?



EXCHANGE STUDENT LANA OFFERING HER SEMIHOLE. DO YOU SEE?



Why did you write lies Mr. Fox? One school you mention is a fine, upstanding institution located in north central Florida and is known for turning out NFL caliber multiple murderers (allegedly, whatever ) and Herculean NFL busts that circumsize unsuspecting Filipino boys for The Lord in their spare time. The other is a dirty filth pit of scum and villainy located next to the state capitol and is known for lionizing date-raping (allegedly, whatever ), thieving vulgarian 'student'-athletes. Alright, look, that's not much of a distinction but that's not the point of my frenzied, idiotic tirade. The point is that those streams never cross. Those schools are never to be confused with one another. Do. You. See?

Orange and Blue are wonderful, bright, and hopeful colors. Garnet and Gold are the colors of dogshit after a typical Semenhole's three-legged tick-infested stinkhound got into mama's bedazzled Chinese dollar store costume jewelry and it tore its way through the pitiful creature's mudfactory.

Please reconsider your insolence, lest you want me to call my Dom. And who in the hell is C.J. Perry?







Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 4-1-2015 at 05:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
^ And double loads for each of them.

Sterger was in some kind of preliminary WWE try-out thing with CJ a few years back but she didn't continue on. She opted instead for a career that culminated when Brett Favre* texted her pics of his dick.

*OK, this puzzles me greatly. Fav-ray, the proper French way of saying it, is not that hard to pronounce so why in the fuck has this family been going around for Jeebus knows how long pronouncing it as Far-vv? Seriously, WTF, some kind of typical American school system failure or some other dyslexic thing that happens with swamp people? Say it the way it's spelled, dum-dums.

[Edited on 4/1/2015 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 06:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stop that you.





Here, have this to wash the taste of slander out of your mouth. Though I do so hate to see our girl having a full on seizure in the ring and have no one come to her rescue.







Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 4-1-2015 at 06:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A breakdancing Soviet? Has the whole world gone topsy-turvy? Commies don't know how to properly do the boogaloo!





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posted on 4-1-2015 at 06:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Incorr...no, wait. You are absolutely correct. Vince, please reset Rusev as a tracksuit wearing Russian mafia gangster pimp. Pls, Vince. Vince, pls.



Rerailing. (I wish)







Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 4-1-2015 at 06:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My trollery has been discovered! I changed the school listed for correctitude.

Note that as someone who went to a school that's more "world-renowned for academic excellence" and less "foosball and sexy cowgirls in America's swampy flaccid penis of a meth-lab," I can't tell which "school" below the Mason-Dixon is which. I've heard "y'all" play "Big Boy Football" and hate when people say "Roll Tide." Other than that, I assume it's all frat hazings and pissing matches over sportsball. :-P

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posted on 4-1-2015 at 06:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You have redeemed yourself thusly:

"America's swampy flaccid penis of a meth-lab." I could write no better a description of Florida lest I had a bag of bath salts, a functional voodoo shrine, and a scrumptious homeless guy's face to nosh for sustenance. Well played.

As for all the schools below the Mason-Dixon, they're all pretty much the same save for the level of inbreeding in the surrounding communities. And going by that standard, Alabama would certainly take the crown.

Here, have this. However, I must apologize as she is a Seminole and as such you've just now been infected with visual A.I.D.S. Sorry about that.







Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by janerd75
You have redeemed yourself thusly:

"America's swampy flaccid penis of a meth-lab." I could write no better a description of Florida lest I had a bag of bath salts, a functional voodoo shrine, and a scrumptious homeless guy's face to nosh for sustenance. Well played.



Pretty sure I got much of that word-choice from Jon Stewart. But I don't think he said it with as much verve and jwah dah veev as I wrote it. It's all in the delivery.

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Here, have this. However, I must apologize as she is a Seminole and as such you've just now been infected with visual A.I.D.S. Sorry about that.



Good old visual A.I.D.S. Stands for Almighty Indra, Dat's Sexy!





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posted on 4-6-2015 at 03:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Crush!







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Pad, since you've been a bit depressed lately I decided to do something nice for you to cheer you up. Apparently Miami PD doesn't take too kindly to Bulgarian sex trafficking rings operating in their fair city. Don't worry, he'll be fine. I just had some stuff n' thaaangs lying around that 'accidentally' found its way into his gym bag. She's all yours now, pal.






Uh, now's your chance, man. HellllOOOOOoooo? Pad?


Snap out of it, godit!


No, not like that! What the fuck are you doing?!?!


Dude, they are going to use your fucking head to open the door to toss you out if you don't let her go...


Pad, that's NSFW! I...you shouldn't...oh boy...well, do you mind if I watch?





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 4-12-2015 at 11:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why is the son of Alfred Molina's character from Boogie Nights manhandling the future Mrs. Paddlefoot? Hand off her, damn you!





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posted on 4-13-2015 at 05:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No, no, NO! That's you Rum Dum, stop fucking up my bit. I swear there needs to be another one of those meet and greet What Do You Hideous Fucks Look Like threads again. Until such time though, that's you and you're gacking fat rails off of Lana's tiddies after I had Rusev falsely accused of human trafficking. Don't...don't take that fantasy away from me. I don't have anything else.





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 7-9-2015 at 12:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry I'm too much of a lazy degenerate to break these up into a more accessible yet needlessly creepy* janerd format, but here are some Lana nudies anyway.

Aww shucks, here's one...





*I lied again, didn't I?





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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posted on 3-1-2016 at 08:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jesus, it's like artwork or something......







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Indeed!
She appears a little larger. Did she have some work done or just a good bra?

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Bumping this up with a gif of her ring entrance.







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posted on 4-26-2016 at 08:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Very impressive.





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And there's more!

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/hot-new-gifs-of-lana-in-her-gear-at-a-wwe-live-event/







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In Soviet Russia, bear poke you.







#RavishingBride 👰🏼 #RusevandLanaWedding

A photo posted by CJ Perry (@thelanawwe) on




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A photo posted by CJ Perry (@thelanawwe) on




Bulgarian, Russian. What the fuck ever. I'm a gatdanged 'Murican, do you think I give a shit? All I know is that she's off the market in the real world. In my dreams, however...






Sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your Instagram has now betrayed her, too. Social media was wise to hide her from me. Now its failure is complete.





Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige’s Stuck Together?

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